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Jess🇨🇦
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30’s. Hobby Naturalist, Recreational Folklorist & Cozy Gamer 💫
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social media is a pvp experience which is why i’m the npc that sits in a tavern and just says random advice like “i heard slimes are weak to fire” and “there’s a monster guarding the cave outside town”
May 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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not to brag but the ghost that used to chase me up the basement stairs of my childhood home when i turned the lights off down there never caught me once that’s right not ONCE
March 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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It is kinda funny that people are going wow Canada seems pretty united and pissed off and yeah I guess threatening to take over someone’s homeland and trying to economically ruin them might make folks a little upset that’s wild
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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before the internet you had to carry your posts around and hand them out to people
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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your honor this is boring
January 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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I need drafts so I can eventually post 5% of them while the rest serve as simulated posting that gives me a false sense of being Social Online
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
The song I’ve heard out in the stores the most this year has been Holly Jolly Christmas, and in the one shop where I didn’t hear it a guy walked in singing it. Shaping up to be a big year for Holly Jolly Christmas fans.
December 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Ahoy! 🎣
December 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
thinkin’ about french toast
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
One of my favourite online genres is when a person from a warm place posts about experiencing Canadian winter for the first time and the replies are full of Canadians saying cryptic shit like this:
December 8, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Fancy cheeses, save me from my bad day fancy cheeses
December 3, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Cold, sunny, and crisp. I’ll take this over 3 weeks of chilly, soggy, overcast weather.
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Coyotes behind my home a couple years ago. I hear them very often but this is the closest I’ve come to a sighting.
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Kicked off the holiday season with a bang by starting off with Merry Gentlemen. Diving in feet first.
November 29, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Either I’m seeing a lot of undercooked turkey on the timeline or I am entirely misunderstanding some of the varieties of meat I’m looking at
November 29, 2024 at 1:52 AM
…but you, Canada Dry Zero, shall be mine.
November 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
During american thanksgiving all the slack emojis come to life like in night at the museum.
November 27, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I need drafts so I can eventually post 5% of them while the rest serve as simulated posting that gives me a false sense of being Social Online
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Anybody out there playing My Time at Sandrock? I started this weekend but am still in early game, so I’d love some tips and tricks 👀
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 AM
November 24, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Need to learn the flute so I can sit in the woods on a big rock playing LOTR songs
November 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Started a new Stardew save for 1.6 and the Meadowlands layout on switch and I’ve gotta say, I am having a ball.

I moved my house to beside the waterfall and the blue grass is making the animals so happy and I went the rancher -> coopmaster route for the first time ever and it’s all very very fun 🐥
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM