@hizwhiz.bsky.social
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this is the america i believe in
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
this is the america i believe in
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Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open
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After ICE ads showed up on AEW programming on HBO and TBS, the Men's World Champion posted this. Fans cancelled memberships and wrote complaints every time they saw them. And guess what happened—the ads went away. Do this for everything.
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
After ICE ads showed up on AEW programming on HBO and TBS, the Men's World Champion posted this. Fans cancelled memberships and wrote complaints every time they saw them. And guess what happened—the ads went away. Do this for everything.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
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First accepted penalty of the game
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
First accepted penalty of the game
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I have no idea what’s going on here but it’s perfect
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have no idea what’s going on here but it’s perfect
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
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Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38
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I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
Just took a victory shot to celebrate buying and hiding a bunch of stuff for my most beloved haters on Jesus's birthday. The reason for the season
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Just took a victory shot to celebrate buying and hiding a bunch of stuff for my most beloved haters on Jesus's birthday. The reason for the season
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As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
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"Dont bang your coworkers" is the 11th commandment
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Dont bang your coworkers" is the 11th commandment
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I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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John Oliver had a great segment on public media this week, which included this mention of Arkansas PBS.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
John Oliver had a great segment on public media this week, which included this mention of Arkansas PBS.
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy