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@hizwhiz.bsky.social
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As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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michael irvin rn
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
First accepted penalty of the game
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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I have no idea what’s going on here but it’s perfect
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Just took a victory shot to celebrate buying and hiding a bunch of stuff for my most beloved haters on Jesus's birthday. The reason for the season
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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this is basically why they teach you to write a line through the end of the amount portion of a check
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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"Dont bang your coworkers" is the 11th commandment
December 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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John Oliver had a great segment on public media this week, which included this mention of Arkansas PBS.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I love the smell of mustard and onion in the morning. Smells like… victory.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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lollll the khan rides
From the top rope
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM