Hizzoner James Blood
@hizzonerlfk.bsky.social
The OG mayor of Lawrence, Kansas. Abolitionist, Colonel, Jayhawk, Statesman, beard aficionado, dead since 1891. No love for bushwhackers. #LFK
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"These men are all talk. What we need is action—action!"
-The Great Man Himself, John Brown
-The Great Man Himself, John Brown
Good morning, Citizens! The week ahead looks rather gloomy so get out there and enjoy some sunshine today.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Good morning, Citizens! The week ahead looks rather gloomy so get out there and enjoy some sunshine today.
Good morning, Citizens! It's a perfect Thursday to thwart the forces of iniquity and chaos.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Good morning, Citizens! It's a perfect Thursday to thwart the forces of iniquity and chaos.
Good morning to everyone except feckless senators and Bushwhackers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Good morning to everyone except feckless senators and Bushwhackers.
As a busy dead mayor and historical abolitionist, I like to stay organized by keeping a handy list of things to abolish.
The Senate is now on the list.
The Senate is now on the list.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As a busy dead mayor and historical abolitionist, I like to stay organized by keeping a handy list of things to abolish.
The Senate is now on the list.
The Senate is now on the list.
What even is the point of these people?
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
What even is the point of these people?
Dems need to be on cable news like: "Oh no! Don't get rid of the filibuster! Anything but that! If you got rid of the filibuster we would be well and truly owned."
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Dems need to be on cable news like: "Oh no! Don't get rid of the filibuster! Anything but that! If you got rid of the filibuster we would be well and truly owned."
The thing about Bushwhackers is that they're actually quite unpopular.
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The thing about Bushwhackers is that they're actually quite unpopular.
Reposted by Hizzoner James Blood
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
You rang?
I like that Dark Woke has a patriotism rooted in the Civil War. We need this.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You rang?
I, for one, cannot wait for the Lawrence Costco to open. I assume I'll be able to buy locally selected #LFK goodies such as:
1. Anti-Buswhacker Surveillance Systems
2. A case of John Brown Bobbleheads
3. Bulk socialism
1. Anti-Buswhacker Surveillance Systems
2. A case of John Brown Bobbleheads
3. Bulk socialism
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I, for one, cannot wait for the Lawrence Costco to open. I assume I'll be able to buy locally selected #LFK goodies such as:
1. Anti-Buswhacker Surveillance Systems
2. A case of John Brown Bobbleheads
3. Bulk socialism
1. Anti-Buswhacker Surveillance Systems
2. A case of John Brown Bobbleheads
3. Bulk socialism
Good morning, Citizens! Get out there and vote today! We've got City Commission and School Board elections happening here in Lawrence. #LFK
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Get out there and vote today! We've got City Commission and School Board elections happening here in Lawrence. #LFK
Happy Halloween to everybody except Bushwhackers. 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Happy Halloween to everybody except Bushwhackers. 🎃
"Senator Beat" has a nice ring to it.
Mrs. Beat doesn’t want me to, but I appreciate this dedication
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Senator Beat" has a nice ring to it.
The Lawrence City Commission has voted to keep the community out of our community buildings... unless we pony up some extra $$$. #LFK
The City of Lawrence's Community Building will no longer be available for free play and exercise starting in January, and rec centers will not be open for warming and cooling during extreme weather. lawrenceks.news/4p2SMdJ
City of Lawrence Community Building won’t be open for free play, exercise; rec centers won’t be open for severe weather respite
The City of Lawrence's Community Building will no longer be available for free play and exercise starting in January, and rec centers will not be open for warming and cooling during extreme weather.
lawrenceks.news
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Lawrence City Commission has voted to keep the community out of our community buildings... unless we pony up some extra $$$. #LFK
Reposted by Hizzoner James Blood
Downtown Lawrence has lost a brewery but gained two restaurants and a bodega this month. lawrenceks.news/42Xeib5
Downtown Lawrence loses a brewery, gains two restaurants and a bodega
Downtown Lawrence has lost a brewery but gained two restaurants and a bodega this month.
lawrenceks.news
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Downtown Lawrence has lost a brewery but gained two restaurants and a bodega this month. lawrenceks.news/42Xeib5
It's fascinating to me that illegally tearing down part of a historic building is the thing that seems to finally have penetrated political media brain.
"Fellas, I think this Trump character might not be on the up and up?"
"Fellas, I think this Trump character might not be on the up and up?"
October 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's fascinating to me that illegally tearing down part of a historic building is the thing that seems to finally have penetrated political media brain.
"Fellas, I think this Trump character might not be on the up and up?"
"Fellas, I think this Trump character might not be on the up and up?"
A unequivocally triumphant and delicious life of inspired genius.
I would like to meet to first person who ever fried a chile relleno. What were they like what kind of life did they live
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A unequivocally triumphant and delicious life of inspired genius.
Good morning, Citizens! It's possible that we've seen the end of dark summer. Go forth, autumnally.
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Good morning, Citizens! It's possible that we've seen the end of dark summer. Go forth, autumnally.
It's a great day to choose democracy over Bushwhackery. Like every day.
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's a great day to choose democracy over Bushwhackery. Like every day.
Reposted by Hizzoner James Blood
Fuck yeah Lawrence
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fuck yeah Lawrence
Good morning, Citizens! It's KU fall break today and tomorrow so it'll be either a little quieter or a little more raucous in town. Who can say, really?
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good morning, Citizens! It's KU fall break today and tomorrow so it'll be either a little quieter or a little more raucous in town. Who can say, really?
Reposted by Hizzoner James Blood
For #LFK peeps: La Prima Tazza has this Rob Blank piece. I just got to tell his story to a visitor admiring it. It’s the best thing I will do today. #preciouslove #community
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
For #LFK peeps: La Prima Tazza has this Rob Blank piece. I just got to tell his story to a visitor admiring it. It’s the best thing I will do today. #preciouslove #community
Lord, if you take Dolly before it happens... We're going to have beef.
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Lord, if you take Dolly before it happens... We're going to have beef.
Good morning, Citizens! Welcome, rain. No welcome for Bushwhackers.
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Welcome, rain. No welcome for Bushwhackers.
CBS: Complete Bushwhacker Shit
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
CBS: Complete Bushwhacker Shit