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Hizzoner James Blood
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The OG mayor of Lawrence, Kansas. Abolitionist, Colonel, Jayhawk, Statesman, beard aficionado, dead since 1891. No love for bushwhackers. #LFK
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"These men are all talk. What we need is action—action!"

-The Great Man Himself, John Brown
All these Bushwhackers with the sudden courage to call out their GodKing on saying vile shit...

Now that his poll numbers are in the gold-plated latrine.

Real profiles in courage and decency, these buffoons.
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Good morning, Citizens. What a sad spate of news this weekend. Let's resolve to put some good into the world today.
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Reposted by Hizzoner James Blood
john brown candle day!

collaboration between free state brewery and waxman candles, both in #LFK
December 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Melvin Council Jr. is like the anti-Hunter Dickinson. Even if this season doesn't go exactly the way I want it to, I am so fucking excited to watch that dude play.

#kubball
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My heart belongs to Melvin. #kubball #rcjh
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If I wasn't dead, I'd have elevated blood pressure. #kubball
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I have MELVINMANIA.
Give. The. Ball. To. Council.
Melvin Council Jr is the greatest basketball player of all time.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Love me some Melvin.
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This game is messy. #kubball
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
KU BASKETBALL! 🏀 Yay! And another horrifyingly poor quality stream from ESPN. Boo. 😭
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
SAINTS BE PRAISED, IT'S A MIRACLE!
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Eewww. Liam Neeson narrated an antivax documentary? Sometimes I pine for the days when I knew less about people.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Going to be unseasonably mild out there today. The Bushwhackers can't take the enjoyment of some winter sunshine away from us.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Remember, wherever your journey takes you in Lawrence, Kansas today, there will be construction on the way there.
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Let us face Monday with courage, grace, and an implacable drive to oppose Bushwhackery wherever we might encounter its perfidious presence.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
To the citizens of Missouri, it's time to dissolve your "state" and be divided between Kansas and Illinois in accordance with the Almighty's great plan.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This truth is unvarnished.
The University of Kansas defeated missouri today because it is a morally superior institution.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
TWENTY! #kubball
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Shoot the growing desperation of Mizzou to avoid complete humiliation DIRECTLY INTO MY JAYHAWK VEINS. #kubball
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
With age comes wisdom.
I've got Fran muted. I'm middle-aged. My blood pressure doesn't need it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fran's Melvin hate is wearing thin.
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yes. A 20 point lead.

I WANT MORE!
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by Hizzoner James Blood
I don’t even recognize Missouri as a state and Fran is like oh isn’t this a cute fun fight they call the “border war”
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have an insatiable appetite for the defeat of Bushwhackers.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
MR. WHITE!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM