Hizzoner James Blood
@hizzonerlfk.bsky.social
The OG mayor of Lawrence, Kansas. Abolitionist, Colonel, Jayhawk, Statesman, beard aficionado, dead since 1891. No love for bushwhackers. #LFK
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"These men are all talk. What we need is action—action!"
-The Great Man Himself, John Brown
-The Great Man Himself, John Brown
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Yelling, lying; yelling, lying; yelling, lying. So inspiring.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yelling, lying; yelling, lying; yelling, lying. So inspiring.
I really thought we'd be at war with Venezuela by now, but Gramps just wanted to do cocaine and scream at the teevee, I guess?
I'm so fucking done with this Bushwhacker bullshit, Citizens.
I'm so fucking done with this Bushwhacker bullshit, Citizens.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I really thought we'd be at war with Venezuela by now, but Gramps just wanted to do cocaine and scream at the teevee, I guess?
I'm so fucking done with this Bushwhacker bullshit, Citizens.
I'm so fucking done with this Bushwhacker bullshit, Citizens.
But I don't want to invade Venezuela! I just want Kansas sunsets, more housing, walkable infrastructure, and the orderly dissolution of the state of Missouri.
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
But I don't want to invade Venezuela! I just want Kansas sunsets, more housing, walkable infrastructure, and the orderly dissolution of the state of Missouri.
Good morning, Citizens! You're good enough. You're smart enough. And gosh darn it, you're not a Bushwhacker.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Good morning, Citizens! You're good enough. You're smart enough. And gosh darn it, you're not a Bushwhacker.
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I hope Trump is visited by three ghosts this Christmas and they are all Rob Reiner.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I hope Trump is visited by three ghosts this Christmas and they are all Rob Reiner.
All these Bushwhackers with the sudden courage to call out their GodKing on saying vile shit...
Now that his poll numbers are in the gold-plated latrine.
Real profiles in courage and decency, these buffoons.
Now that his poll numbers are in the gold-plated latrine.
Real profiles in courage and decency, these buffoons.
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
All these Bushwhackers with the sudden courage to call out their GodKing on saying vile shit...
Now that his poll numbers are in the gold-plated latrine.
Real profiles in courage and decency, these buffoons.
Now that his poll numbers are in the gold-plated latrine.
Real profiles in courage and decency, these buffoons.
Good morning, Citizens. What a sad spate of news this weekend. Let's resolve to put some good into the world today.
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning, Citizens. What a sad spate of news this weekend. Let's resolve to put some good into the world today.
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December 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Melvin Council Jr. is like the anti-Hunter Dickinson. Even if this season doesn't go exactly the way I want it to, I am so fucking excited to watch that dude play.
#kubball
#kubball
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Melvin Council Jr. is like the anti-Hunter Dickinson. Even if this season doesn't go exactly the way I want it to, I am so fucking excited to watch that dude play.
#kubball
#kubball
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I have MELVINMANIA.
Give. The. Ball. To. Council.
Melvin Council Jr is the greatest basketball player of all time.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have MELVINMANIA.
Love me some Melvin.
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Love me some Melvin.
KU BASKETBALL! 🏀 Yay! And another horrifyingly poor quality stream from ESPN. Boo. 😭
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
KU BASKETBALL! 🏀 Yay! And another horrifyingly poor quality stream from ESPN. Boo. 😭
SAINTS BE PRAISED, IT'S A MIRACLE!
Lawrence motorists may have noticed four open lanes on Iowa Street today after almost a year of construction work. There are still a few finishing touches to be made, but the city will fully open the street next week. lawrenceks.news/48wxEqK
End of construction on Iowa Street is in sight; road to fully reopen next week
Lawrence motorists may have noticed four open lanes on Iowa Street Thursday after almost a year of construction work. There are still a few finishing touches to be made, but the city will fully open t...
lawrenceks.news
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
SAINTS BE PRAISED, IT'S A MIRACLE!
Eewww. Liam Neeson narrated an antivax documentary? Sometimes I pine for the days when I knew less about people.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Eewww. Liam Neeson narrated an antivax documentary? Sometimes I pine for the days when I knew less about people.
Good morning, Citizens! Going to be unseasonably mild out there today. The Bushwhackers can't take the enjoyment of some winter sunshine away from us.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Going to be unseasonably mild out there today. The Bushwhackers can't take the enjoyment of some winter sunshine away from us.
Good morning, Citizens! Remember, wherever your journey takes you in Lawrence, Kansas today, there will be construction on the way there.
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Remember, wherever your journey takes you in Lawrence, Kansas today, there will be construction on the way there.
Good morning, Citizens! Let us face Monday with courage, grace, and an implacable drive to oppose Bushwhackery wherever we might encounter its perfidious presence.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning, Citizens! Let us face Monday with courage, grace, and an implacable drive to oppose Bushwhackery wherever we might encounter its perfidious presence.
To the citizens of Missouri, it's time to dissolve your "state" and be divided between Kansas and Illinois in accordance with the Almighty's great plan.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To the citizens of Missouri, it's time to dissolve your "state" and be divided between Kansas and Illinois in accordance with the Almighty's great plan.
This truth is unvarnished.
The University of Kansas defeated missouri today because it is a morally superior institution.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This truth is unvarnished.
With age comes wisdom.
I've got Fran muted. I'm middle-aged. My blood pressure doesn't need it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
With age comes wisdom.