Michael Hoag
@hoagmichael.bsky.social
It is college football season 🦆
Pinned
It’s a shame this happened too late for somebody to make it a couples costume somehow
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s a shame this happened too late for somebody to make it a couples costume somehow
Reposted by Michael Hoag
The Dodgers actually having healthy October starting pitching is a sadistic "uh oh, Happy learned how to putt"!
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Dodgers actually having healthy October starting pitching is a sadistic "uh oh, Happy learned how to putt"!
Reposted by Michael Hoag
Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great command of the language on display here
Military families being able to buy groceries is woke now.
I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Military families being able to buy groceries is woke now.
Reposted by Michael Hoag
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Reposted by Michael Hoag
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Reposted by Michael Hoag
If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
Same
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Same
people are asking if this is a bad omen but last time it happened we went to 12-0 so
DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
people are asking if this is a bad omen but last time it happened we went to 12-0 so
My two month old daughter saw Ohio State score a touchdown and immediately threw up. I get it.
August 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My two month old daughter saw Ohio State score a touchdown and immediately threw up. I get it.
Reposted by Michael Hoag
‘Addams Family Values’ (1993) 🎥 🥂 🖤
August 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
‘Addams Family Values’ (1993) 🎥 🥂 🖤
Anyone who’s ever headbanged in their life owes Ozzy a small debt
July 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Anyone who’s ever headbanged in their life owes Ozzy a small debt
Reposted by Michael Hoag
"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor"
hot damn
hot damn
Mamdani turned up at BAYO at Barclay Center yesterday and said he was going to fight to get Haiti off the travel ban and he said Haiti correctly
June 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"you taught the world about freedom and it's time for us to return the favor"
hot damn
hot damn
Reposted by Michael Hoag
Happy baseball day to those who celebrate
March 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Happy baseball day to those who celebrate
Reposted by Michael Hoag
everything is bad but baseball starts in 5.5 hours
March 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
everything is bad but baseball starts in 5.5 hours
Reposted by Michael Hoag
God bless this author and her reply
March 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
God bless this author and her reply
Reposted by Michael Hoag
Ladies and gentlemen. The HOLY GRAIL has been achieved.
March 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ladies and gentlemen. The HOLY GRAIL has been achieved.
Reposted by Michael Hoag
hell yes
He did save his sister. He also immediately asked if he had missed the Super Bowl.
I guess I have a reason to root for Philly now, because I just want this kid to be happy.
abc7.com/post/daddy-d...
I guess I have a reason to root for Philly now, because I just want this kid to be happy.
abc7.com/post/daddy-d...
'Daddy, did I save my sister?' asks 10-year-old boy hospitalized after Philadelphia plane crash
A father recalled the Philadelphia plane crash that left his 10-year-old son injured and recovering at a local hospital.
abc7.com
February 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
hell yes
Reposted by Michael Hoag
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
Reposted by Michael Hoag
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tremendous new addition to the Louvre
Every year Tom Cruise and Tig Notaro look more alike.
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Every year Tom Cruise and Tig Notaro look more alike.