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B
@hobbelobbi.bsky.social
Professional napper 💤
M.S. 🎓⏳
Cheesecake and a nice brown rotisserie chicken
If you got kidnapped, what two things would your kidnapper need to lure you in the back of the van?
May 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
final goodbye to winter
April 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Says who?
If you’re 5’5 and below you do not need someone 6’0+
March 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Chocolate is nasty and I feel like y’all fake liking it cuz ain’t no way
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
For those who I called geriatric, my apologies for now. I sneezed and my back almost went out
February 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Everythang
16. What is something you have zero patience or tolerance for?
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Y’all it’s mourning dove and not morning dove? I thought they were birds who just liked coming out in the morning 😭
February 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I got my presale code at the buttcrack of DUSK. Roc nation you will pay for the anxiety you’ve cause me
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy Black History Month 🤎✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 Hope your day was filled with joyful blackness
February 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I’m sad to learn that my law school classmate, Kiah Duggins, died in the DC plane crash last night.

Kiah was an exceptionally talented civil rights lawyer and aspiring legal scholar.

I hope you’ll read about her work and the causes she cared about, some of which I’ll 🧵 below.

What an immense loss
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Anyways, Happy Martin Luther King Day!!
January 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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🤷🏽‍♀️
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I keep going to open TikTok and nothing. Nathaniard!!!!! 😭
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open
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January 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I can’t
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Happy New Year!!
January 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Beyoncé the artist that you are! I’m satisfied ☺️
December 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Ladies never trust those boys that breathe air. Every breath is fueling the lies
Also never trust a girl with a name…. Thank me later
Never trust a girl with glasses and big titties 😂😂
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Happy Christmas Eve to my fellow negroes out there!! 🎄🎄
December 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM
No joke but I be making myself laugh. Like girl you are too funny 😭😭
3. What or who makes you laugh uncontrollably and feel good?
December 22, 2024 at 8:46 PM
What in the word problem is happening here?
December 18, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Cheese me
December 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Why is it soo hot when I was just freezing last week?
December 16, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Banana haters unite ✊🏿
THERE WE GO. this the right slander! slimey ass fruit
If you eat bananas, we can’t be together. You’re not about to kiss me with that mouth
December 11, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Work motivation has dropped down to 8%
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Tryna stay hydrated but keep havina piss every 5 minutes
December 10, 2024 at 8:44 PM