Holographic Golem
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Triangle man that the more he thinks about it is really bad about distilling what exactly he's about.
Huh. I'm often high up on the wizard scale but that's the first time paladin ever jumped out on these tests. Sign of the times I guess...
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Huh. I'm often high up on the wizard scale but that's the first time paladin ever jumped out on these tests. Sign of the times I guess...
Did so earlier, but I'll throw this on your pile if you'll have it. And thanks for being a mensch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Did so earlier, but I'll throw this on your pile if you'll have it. And thanks for being a mensch.
Mustard museum goes hard.
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Mustard museum goes hard.
Okay but honestly, Fanoli on the recent VIP isn't that far off from Wayne Cochran and my father in law was a CC Rider who played drums for him and I kinda can't wait to show this episode to my wife.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Okay but honestly, Fanoli on the recent VIP isn't that far off from Wayne Cochran and my father in law was a CC Rider who played drums for him and I kinda can't wait to show this episode to my wife.
Not a very glamorous one but the Fox River pretty much spread throughout most of where I grew up.
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Not a very glamorous one but the Fox River pretty much spread throughout most of where I grew up.
This guy didn't really want me to leave today.
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This guy didn't really want me to leave today.
A clear bias against the west and northeast but otherwise not bad. We're older and used to often stay with friends that are scattered across the country. But midwesters drive everywhere so easy to knock those off. Heck, we're driving and staying in Madison next weekend.
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
A clear bias against the west and northeast but otherwise not bad. We're older and used to often stay with friends that are scattered across the country. But midwesters drive everywhere so easy to knock those off. Heck, we're driving and staying in Madison next weekend.
Yeah things are bad. Yeah they need to be paid attention to.
But here's a picture of a cat we met at a gay bar in Amsterdam to take a break from it all with.
But here's a picture of a cat we met at a gay bar in Amsterdam to take a break from it all with.
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Yeah things are bad. Yeah they need to be paid attention to.
But here's a picture of a cat we met at a gay bar in Amsterdam to take a break from it all with.
But here's a picture of a cat we met at a gay bar in Amsterdam to take a break from it all with.
Okay the resurgence of unconnected items is coming back and I'm thrilled to have found this again and the fact that it still works with a crazy battery life after charging for 24hrs. Now I just have to figure out how to get newer stuff on it.
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Okay the resurgence of unconnected items is coming back and I'm thrilled to have found this again and the fact that it still works with a crazy battery life after charging for 24hrs. Now I just have to figure out how to get newer stuff on it.
You know what, it's kinda boring compared to everyone else's but given what we got right now I'll take it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
You know what, it's kinda boring compared to everyone else's but given what we got right now I'll take it.
Taking this to mean literally fifty I have to go Network. Still horrifyingly topical and actually blew my mind when I saw it... Like 30 years later? Honorable mention to the first Ramones album since it clearly influenced the trajectory of most of my teen tears music.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Taking this to mean literally fifty I have to go Network. Still horrifyingly topical and actually blew my mind when I saw it... Like 30 years later? Honorable mention to the first Ramones album since it clearly influenced the trajectory of most of my teen tears music.
This is what I have to contend with getting out of bed in the morning.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is what I have to contend with getting out of bed in the morning.
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
(I mean damn, what did I do to piss her off?)
If books don't count then some fancy little rocks from a store.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If books don't count then some fancy little rocks from a store.
He was stupid cute last night.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He was stupid cute last night.
Back to work and this little jerk is looking cozy as can be and giving wheezy snores.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Back to work and this little jerk is looking cozy as can be and giving wheezy snores.
Am I doing this right?
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Am I doing this right?
And in case people think I'm crazy.
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
And in case people think I'm crazy.
Sweet Jeebus the Onion is really worth every penny.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sweet Jeebus the Onion is really worth every penny.
I do need to share my cat's little wheezy purrs.
October 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I do need to share my cat's little wheezy purrs.
Welp, this skeet "broke containment" as they say. I guess you're supposed to plug stuff, but I got nothing except this picture I snapped at the right time which is an indicator of the stuff I'd rather be posting about than fascism sooooo... Donate to trans healthcare I guess?
September 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Welp, this skeet "broke containment" as they say. I guess you're supposed to plug stuff, but I got nothing except this picture I snapped at the right time which is an indicator of the stuff I'd rather be posting about than fascism sooooo... Donate to trans healthcare I guess?
Apparently it was orange cat day yesterday so here's my dumb boy making himself dizzy.
September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Apparently it was orange cat day yesterday so here's my dumb boy making himself dizzy.
My cousins introduced me to the Beano and this real menace would have set the real Henry's dick on fire.
September 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My cousins introduced me to the Beano and this real menace would have set the real Henry's dick on fire.
My cousins introduced me to the real Dennis and Gnasher from the Beano. This kid would have set Henry's dick on fire and laughed.
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My cousins introduced me to the real Dennis and Gnasher from the Beano. This kid would have set Henry's dick on fire and laughed.