hoofhorn is alchemizing
hoofhorn.bsky.social
hoofhorn is alchemizing
@hoofhorn.bsky.social
*sound of a single bark in the distance*

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New project incoming 🤿🐟
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i just don't like technology at all
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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her: i consent

him: i consent

the Soul Calibur announcer:
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hollow Knight Silksong blindplay :))))
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFnN...
Silk no Uta - Hollow Knight Silksong blind play
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September 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Will it blend? And other fine questions
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September 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
New project incoming 🤿🐟
June 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why did I think this was a deez nuts joke
May 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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love reading a 12 year old girl in 1911 write a mech pilot tweet in her diary abt the experience of driving an automobile
April 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Applications are open now! We’re looking for Canadian indie teams of 2-6 people interested in worker-led studio models. This is a FUNDED opportunity - you’ll get a $25k stipend and a community of peers to support your journey! babyghosts.fund/peer-acceler...
April 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you
April 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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the constant content churn is SO real and apparent when you see someone apologizing for re-sharing their art like, "this is a few weeks old but i think it's still good!" like, there's no expiration date on art or writing, my dudes. tiktok and The Algorithm™ have poisoned your brain.
April 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I’m not sure any aesthetic is stronger than this.
April 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Really wish someone should buy me comp-u-gargs to ward off internet demons
March 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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i cannot handle this process at alllllll
Need to print this out and frame it near my desk
March 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What if the real captcha test is the known human users avoiding obvious bots on socials and they just keep tabs on humans that follow humans
March 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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throw rock
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Isnt it crazy that you can't go to any social without being fingerblasted with world nation propaganda
March 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is chess ok??
i’m losing my shit at this
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A vampire wrote this
March 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
More followers now than when I had the bird app. Too bad they are all bots :(
March 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yes
I dont want to send business emails anymore i want to make weird places for gross little guys to get covered in ooze and tar :[
March 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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After years and years of thinking about it, the Crash Course team is finally taking on Sex Ed!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
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March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM