hornblende
@hornblende.bsky.social
The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence
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hornblende
@hornblende.bsky.social
· Oct 17
minors WILL try alcohol. which is why we need Hennessy For Kids
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Finally...the good part of youtube
![A drawing of four youtube thumbnails and titles. They read “I become a rare 1993 Chicken Patty MRE,” “ASMR: You are dehydrated Beef Ration from the Second Boer War,” “K-Ration Shocks Québécois Accountant by speaking perfect French,” and “Hypnosis: You are a 2500 kcal 24 hour ration [warning][real]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:syrbaogvw7o42kuv3doca37r/bafkreigq6ps2riwgcm4vrm4doutq6qfnbmqoejyznkelejvjgrhvd6d2qa@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally...the good part of youtube
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swear to god if geocities came out today some of yall would be posting about how irresponsible it is to let anyone create a web page
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
swear to god if geocities came out today some of yall would be posting about how irresponsible it is to let anyone create a web page
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I made a tiny game for PicoSteveMo with @dicey.bsky.social !
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
King Stephen by dicey
Thou shalt play as his majesty.
dicey.itch.io
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I made a tiny game for PicoSteveMo with @dicey.bsky.social !
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
➡️ It's called King Stephen
➡️ You play as King Stephen (King of England 1135-1154)
➡️ It's a Reigns-like decision-making game
➡️ I did the writing + portraits
➡️ Made for a Stephen King game jam
➡️ It's very silly
dicey.itch.io/king-stephen
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Grindr's servers have been used to send the message "the bends aren't contagious dw" more than once and I think that's beautiful
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Grindr's servers have been used to send the message "the bends aren't contagious dw" more than once and I think that's beautiful
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A guy on grindr will send me a pic of his cock in what appears to be a non-AI-generated World Trade Center observation deck with a 2025 timestamp and he thinks my first question is gonna be whether he can host
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A guy on grindr will send me a pic of his cock in what appears to be a non-AI-generated World Trade Center observation deck with a 2025 timestamp and he thinks my first question is gonna be whether he can host
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Grindr dick photos are the libidinal world's equivalent of the last automated radio signals that would greet the universe from earth after a nuclear war. I've seen them from hospital beds. I've seen them from walk-in freezers, from Hell, from the hollow earth, from Utopia Planitia
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Grindr dick photos are the libidinal world's equivalent of the last automated radio signals that would greet the universe from earth after a nuclear war. I've seen them from hospital beds. I've seen them from walk-in freezers, from Hell, from the hollow earth, from Utopia Planitia
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grindr dick photos are their own kind of outsider art, you know. There's a guy out there who thinks if he shows me a picture with 50 pixels of penis against the flash-lit background of some kind of non-Euclidean nightmare dungeon, I'm gonna come over and give him a handy
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
grindr dick photos are their own kind of outsider art, you know. There's a guy out there who thinks if he shows me a picture with 50 pixels of penis against the flash-lit background of some kind of non-Euclidean nightmare dungeon, I'm gonna come over and give him a handy
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if you are actually concerned with devs getting paid what they're worth you could probably say more useful things than "games should be $100". you could condemn excessive exec pay. you could fight for unionization and better labor protections. you could display, like, any interest in ending poverty
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
if you are actually concerned with devs getting paid what they're worth you could probably say more useful things than "games should be $100". you could condemn excessive exec pay. you could fight for unionization and better labor protections. you could display, like, any interest in ending poverty
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the one I got from Xydexx a while ago
HONK HONK
DO NOT BONK
HONK HONK
DO NOT BONK
July 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the one I got from Xydexx a while ago
HONK HONK
DO NOT BONK
HONK HONK
DO NOT BONK
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Completed Patreon piece for @luxray.bsky.social Aaahhh this was so fun!!! 💀💀💀
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Completed Patreon piece for @luxray.bsky.social Aaahhh this was so fun!!! 💀💀💀
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most societies are not especially tightly organized by bloodline in anything answering to the scientific concept of genetic inheritance. even ours is not
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
most societies are not especially tightly organized by bloodline in anything answering to the scientific concept of genetic inheritance. even ours is not
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i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery
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i really find it funny when cis men get extremely upset and angry when cis women come out en masse to defend the presence of trans women in sports and games leagues because they are unable to comprehend the idea of "women hanging out"
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i really find it funny when cis men get extremely upset and angry when cis women come out en masse to defend the presence of trans women in sports and games leagues because they are unable to comprehend the idea of "women hanging out"
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legends za has the perfect map size to never use fast travel and just wander around
October 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
legends za has the perfect map size to never use fast travel and just wander around
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A conspiracy theory I have is that people put hot sauces like Tabasco on everything not so much for the pepper as they do for the benefits of adding vinegar to a dish and that’s what they should be focusing on and recognizing. This conspiracy theory has not gotten traction due to “lack of interest”
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yinglets are probably in the top tier of creatures i've met on the internet
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
yinglets are probably in the top tier of creatures i've met on the internet
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Watching a video called "what do I use 9front for?" And the answer is "I write drivers and bugfixes for 9front"
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Watching a video called "what do I use 9front for?" And the answer is "I write drivers and bugfixes for 9front"
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OK, the way Clippy told me to replace cos(pi / 4) with the FRAC_1_SQRT_2 constant is wild. Clippy is becoming self-aware.
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
OK, the way Clippy told me to replace cos(pi / 4) with the FRAC_1_SQRT_2 constant is wild. Clippy is becoming self-aware.
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everyone knows Weezer covered Toto's Africa but.... Did you know Toto covered Weezer's Hash Pipe? And took them to school with it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOoC...
Hash Pipe
YouTube video by TOTO - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
everyone knows Weezer covered Toto's Africa but.... Did you know Toto covered Weezer's Hash Pipe? And took them to school with it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOoC...