Hot-Bones.bsky.social
@hot-bones.bsky.social
Sh*t-poster, pot-roaster, french-toaster
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Can you pin a skeet on this website?
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don’t forget to leave out a bowl of porridge for your gnomes on christmas eve, if you do, we eliminate all the evil spirits from your home and bring you good luck all year, if you don’t, tbh you really don’t wanna know what happens to those who don’t give us a nice warm bowl of porridge that night
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
don’t forget to leave out a bowl of porridge for your gnomes on christmas eve, if you do, we eliminate all the evil spirits from your home and bring you good luck all year, if you don’t, tbh you really don’t wanna know what happens to those who don’t give us a nice warm bowl of porridge that night
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
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Which way western man?
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Which way western man?
(Guy who’s only ever played Minecraft playing a second video game): Woah, this game has enemies? Is that a reference to Minecraft?
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
(Guy who’s only ever played Minecraft playing a second video game): Woah, this game has enemies? Is that a reference to Minecraft?
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Who up trying to get they dick van dyked?
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Who up trying to get they dick van dyked?
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
Me: Can you imagine what future historians are going to say about the present?
Future Historians: The first half of the 21st century (commonly known as the “Pre-Greg Era”) is a relatively unimportant period of history that isn’t worth discussing.
Future Historians: The first half of the 21st century (commonly known as the “Pre-Greg Era”) is a relatively unimportant period of history that isn’t worth discussing.
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Me: Can you imagine what future historians are going to say about the present?
Future Historians: The first half of the 21st century (commonly known as the “Pre-Greg Era”) is a relatively unimportant period of history that isn’t worth discussing.
Future Historians: The first half of the 21st century (commonly known as the “Pre-Greg Era”) is a relatively unimportant period of history that isn’t worth discussing.
In this household we kneel for the Cross, and we kneel for the Flag. Our ceilings are too low so we can’t stand up straight. Sorry if that “triggers” you, liberal!
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
In this household we kneel for the Cross, and we kneel for the Flag. Our ceilings are too low so we can’t stand up straight. Sorry if that “triggers” you, liberal!
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Someone should invent a new kind of christmas music that doesn’t suck. Just a thought.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Someone should invent a new kind of christmas music that doesn’t suck. Just a thought.
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Since it's December...
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Since it's December...
Does👏anyone👏remember👏when👏people👏posted👏like👏this👏?
I👏still👏don’t👏understand👏what👏it👏was👏supposed👏to👏mean.
I👏still👏don’t👏understand👏what👏it👏was👏supposed👏to👏mean.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Does👏anyone👏remember👏when👏people👏posted👏like👏this👏?
I👏still👏don’t👏understand👏what👏it👏was👏supposed👏to👏mean.
I👏still👏don’t👏understand👏what👏it👏was👏supposed👏to👏mean.
🎶🎵Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
You better not scream,
You better not run,
You better not hide,
You better not resist,
You better not beg for mercy,
You better not make any attempt to avoid your fate,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!🎵🎶
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
You better not scream,
You better not run,
You better not hide,
You better not resist,
You better not beg for mercy,
You better not make any attempt to avoid your fate,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!🎵🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🎶🎵Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
You better not scream,
You better not run,
You better not hide,
You better not resist,
You better not beg for mercy,
You better not make any attempt to avoid your fate,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!🎵🎶
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
You better not scream,
You better not run,
You better not hide,
You better not resist,
You better not beg for mercy,
You better not make any attempt to avoid your fate,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!🎵🎶
Time for my favorite Thanksgiving tradition: watching firefighters explode turkeys with deep friars:
youtube.com/shorts/5uEEb...
youtube.com/shorts/5uEEb...
Firefighters show dangers of frying turkeys on Thanksgiving
YouTube video by 9NEWS
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Time for my favorite Thanksgiving tradition: watching firefighters explode turkeys with deep friars:
youtube.com/shorts/5uEEb...
youtube.com/shorts/5uEEb...
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It’s international men’s day? Boring. What we need is a holiday about all the people! Maybe we could all get together and eat turkey and potatoes. I’ll workshop it and get back to you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s international men’s day? Boring. What we need is a holiday about all the people! Maybe we could all get together and eat turkey and potatoes. I’ll workshop it and get back to you.
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As a man, as a big man, as a white man, as a big strong man, as a cis-het man, as a big strong cis-het white man, as a man with a daughter, as big strong cis-het man with a daughter, just let me say, let me just that, as a man, as a big strong cis-het man with a daughter, AND A WIFE!, let me just sa
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As a man, as a big man, as a white man, as a big strong man, as a cis-het man, as a big strong cis-het white man, as a man with a daughter, as big strong cis-het man with a daughter, just let me say, let me just that, as a man, as a big strong cis-het man with a daughter, AND A WIFE!, let me just sa
I don’t really care who wins the epic battle between good and evil; as long as both sides gave it their all and had fun!
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I don’t really care who wins the epic battle between good and evil; as long as both sides gave it their all and had fun!
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance