Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave
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Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people.

Blazing your own path for the W

👏👏👏👏👏

i’m losing it

Dems made a mistake. Every 5 minutes one should have stood up like Al Green and left.
#StateOfTheUnion

Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.

This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.

(Even better: Tesla will hate this)

Me and my homies hate AI 😤

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

Kendrick performance was electric ⚡️

New Fox chyron is excellent.

Team names: huge.
Score: huge.
Logos: none. Colors say enough.
Needless chrome: none.
Timeouts remaining: prominent but not distracting.
Down and yards to go indicator: conveys which team has the ball.
Typography: classic, legible, bold, timeless.

Outstanding design.

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too

That’s so cool that I paid more in federal taxes than Tesla last year 😅🙄 #tesla #DOGE #eattherich

I hate that feeling when you really want to play a video game but then you think about it for just a little too long and now it feels more like a chore than fun.

This should be illegal. It makes me want to fucking scream:

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