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Why do my asshole neighbors insist in doing yard work and home repairs at fucking 9:30pm❗️❗️❗️
It’s summer, no one has a/c so we have to have our windows open and it’s all I can fucking hearrrrr

Entitlement to the max
June 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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True story bro.
June 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.
May 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can I please move yet?!?!??????????? How much longer?! Even just a move date and I’ll be good
May 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
sorry but these words together are funny to me
May 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Like you only have two kids. How can you not remember where I was born??
May 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Not me emailing every hospital in a big city in a foreign country for a copy of my birth certificate because my mom can’t remember where I was born

Not me!!
May 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Whyyyyy do teenagers insist on hanging out in front of my house
Just go to your own house when it’s 9pm

These are the same people who insist on mowing their lawn at 10pm and no that’s not the only time they can do it
May 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This is an extremely weird paragraph explaining their politics.

Democrats made rural broadband happen and Republicans pushed policies that accelerated school closures.

But the author shrugs and asserts both sides are equally to blame.
April 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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this is straightforwardly concentration camp stuff.

just in very plain terms: we send people to camps now if we, the government, deem it necessary, without due process. you can file a habeas petition in the united states district court with jurisdiction over el salvador, i guess.
Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
April 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wish I could explain to women diagnosed with adhd later in life that they didn’t miss much.
I got diagnosed multiple times starting as a kid and guess what, I had no help with it. There were no discussions and no knowledge on how to manage it. I didn’t get help in school. Nothing.
April 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I need a bumper sticker that says “don’t take my merging in front of you as a personal offense”

Buddy boy I’m not racing you just because you’re offended I’m faster and you are compelled to prove you’re not a slow ass bitch
April 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Somebody take my phone away before I do something I won’t regret but the other person will
March 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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it is 2025. the current administration has a signal group chat which violates at least 4 laws and they forget to check that they didn’t add a reporter to the list while they talk about bombing yemen. hilary clinton spontaneously combusts from rage. you can’t afford mcdonald’s until your next pay day
it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m in a real nasty mood so if anyone wants to fight me now’s the time
March 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Target before Covid: my favorite place to waste 2 hours and all my money

Target after Covid: is this the 4th circle of hell??
March 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m never getting an iPhone again I SWEAR TO GOD NEVER AGAIN
March 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The difference between dumpster diving and archaeology is time and documentation.
March 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What the fuck is John Fettermans problem
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I wonder how much money I could’ve saved in my life if I didn’t have such severe adhd

I’m currently buying my 4th set of hair cutting scissors. I’m so sick of this shit.
March 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I fucking hate it here
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Big shoutout to Hulu for ending their live broadcast right as best actress was being announced!!!!!!!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM