Will
@htiman.bsky.social
Just a nerd fleeing the old sinking ship.
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Long before the word "hyperfixation" entered the popular vernacular, Bill Watterson got it. He just got it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Long before the word "hyperfixation" entered the popular vernacular, Bill Watterson got it. He just got it.
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If you knowingly voice acted in this?
I will *never* let you live it down.
I will *never* let you live it down.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If you knowingly voice acted in this?
I will *never* let you live it down.
I will *never* let you live it down.
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(If you're not watching Game Changer you're depriving yourself of some of the funniest shit ever)
Game Changer - Dropout
The game show where there's a new, surprise premise every episode.
watch.dropout.tv
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
(If you're not watching Game Changer you're depriving yourself of some of the funniest shit ever)
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That AI 1776 show is already on Time’s YouTube channel, and of course there’s zero information crediting the voice actors
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM
That AI 1776 show is already on Time’s YouTube channel, and of course there’s zero information crediting the voice actors
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
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I say this as someone who also has yet to get used to Matt Vogel's Kermit voice: Steve Whitmire is huffing his own farts so hard I fear he might overdose on them.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I say this as someone who also has yet to get used to Matt Vogel's Kermit voice: Steve Whitmire is huffing his own farts so hard I fear he might overdose on them.
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I spent the better part of a day dealing with this, and luckily I was able to resurrect my machine without a full reset.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
Microsoft is telling Windows 11 users to uninstall KB5074109
Microsoft is urging Windows 11 users to uninstall update KB5074109 after widespread bug reports, including performance drops and broken features.
www.windowscentral.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I spent the better part of a day dealing with this, and luckily I was able to resurrect my machine without a full reset.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
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Previously unseen levels of washed, broke, and morally bankrupt.
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Previously unseen levels of washed, broke, and morally bankrupt.
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New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
Guarding While High - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
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Pretending like you don't know exactly why people are done with JK Rowling's transphobic ass is nothing but ragebait, but I would expect nothing less from the New York Times.
What a horrible rag they've become.
What a horrible rag they've become.
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Pretending like you don't know exactly why people are done with JK Rowling's transphobic ass is nothing but ragebait, but I would expect nothing less from the New York Times.
What a horrible rag they've become.
What a horrible rag they've become.
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Lord, I have seen what you have done for others.
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Lord, I have seen what you have done for others.
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I'm glad you're enjoying it, but that's why I'm not at all interested in watching it. It's not the kind of Star Trek show I want to watch.
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I'm glad you're enjoying it, but that's why I'm not at all interested in watching it. It's not the kind of Star Trek show I want to watch.
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Well, personally... that's why I'm not watching it.
Because I am not interested in watching kids figuring out what their version of Starfleet might be and making typical kid fuck ups.
I want to see grown up professionals being grown up professionals.
Because I am not interested in watching kids figuring out what their version of Starfleet might be and making typical kid fuck ups.
I want to see grown up professionals being grown up professionals.
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Well, personally... that's why I'm not watching it.
Because I am not interested in watching kids figuring out what their version of Starfleet might be and making typical kid fuck ups.
I want to see grown up professionals being grown up professionals.
Because I am not interested in watching kids figuring out what their version of Starfleet might be and making typical kid fuck ups.
I want to see grown up professionals being grown up professionals.
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Little known footnote in the history of Starfleet, but a three year conflict broke out after making first contact with Betazed when a UK-descended captain hailed the planet as "beeta-zed" in what became known as the "Fuck Did You Just Call Us" War.
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Little known footnote in the history of Starfleet, but a three year conflict broke out after making first contact with Betazed when a UK-descended captain hailed the planet as "beeta-zed" in what became known as the "Fuck Did You Just Call Us" War.
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Jeffries is such a coward. Just take the position that ICE isn’t legitimate law enforcement and stop being such a spineless bitch. No one cares how much eggs cost when the elderly are being torn out of their homes in their fucking underwear, you dip shit.
To quote one source:
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Jeffries is such a coward. Just take the position that ICE isn’t legitimate law enforcement and stop being such a spineless bitch. No one cares how much eggs cost when the elderly are being torn out of their homes in their fucking underwear, you dip shit.
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Uh, no? That's LITERALLY what it means, you clowns. You are cancelling whatever you feel won't sell 10+ million copies, and so you're just gonna go back to the same tired open world crap that got you here in the first place.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Uh, no? That's LITERALLY what it means, you clowns. You are cancelling whatever you feel won't sell 10+ million copies, and so you're just gonna go back to the same tired open world crap that got you here in the first place.
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New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
Staryeet Academy - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
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Happy Birthday, dear Doctor.
a man in a hat is talking about being grown up if you can 't be childish sometimes
ALT: a man in a hat is talking about being grown up if you can 't be childish sometimes
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Happy Birthday, dear Doctor.
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Hell of a thread, and further proof that the "everyone is twelve now" theory goes way beyond politics.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Hell of a thread, and further proof that the "everyone is twelve now" theory goes way beyond politics.
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Yes, they are human beings. And as human beings, they have the ability to simply QUIT ICE if they don't like their orders.
"Being a human being" doesn't give you a free pass, and if you think it does, I have to question if you have any IDEA what kinds of atrocities human beings have committed.
"Being a human being" doesn't give you a free pass, and if you think it does, I have to question if you have any IDEA what kinds of atrocities human beings have committed.
In an interview with @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social, Blas Nuñez-Neto wouldn't tell us his clients, but did say we should remember that ICE agents are people too. (Can't believe this quote below)
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
![Nuñez-Neto recommended that protesters understand that ICE agents are people, too.
“I think it would help both sides to appreciate the fact that that’s a human being across from you who may or may not want to do the things they’ve been ordered to do. In my long history being in and out of the Department [of Homeland Security], it is very often what makes the news are the terrible things that happen but what doesn’t get reported are the … stories about agents bringing toys into the border patrol station,” he said.
“We’re all human beings, many of them have families, many of them don’t want to be doing what they’ve been directed to do … so it would help us all to lower the temperature a bit. I’m angry too.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nztbvvo2gl4227zuxjf7gog3/bafkreia3sqpgq4ufvy746ld4tuadfwuf7ul4so6u2wjhf5oggd6kzxibtm@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Yes, they are human beings. And as human beings, they have the ability to simply QUIT ICE if they don't like their orders.
"Being a human being" doesn't give you a free pass, and if you think it does, I have to question if you have any IDEA what kinds of atrocities human beings have committed.
"Being a human being" doesn't give you a free pass, and if you think it does, I have to question if you have any IDEA what kinds of atrocities human beings have committed.
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New Penny Arcade for your Monday!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
The Inheritance - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
New Penny Arcade for your Monday!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
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Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Holy shit, that’s just actual theft.
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Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU