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Be kind. Have empathy. Be strong, but not tough.
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My dog, Stone, often demands to be held like a child and I’m here for it.
In this time of uncertainty and insanity, it's nice to know that NPR is coming out hard against...**checks notes** the Mercator projection?
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Texting a friend about Minneapolis when, all of a sudden, AI grammar decided that my grammar is incorrect.
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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My Jan 6th memory is ironically one of those days I was extremely locked in at work and super productive, then got confused by a few slack messages saying "hey, we get nobody's gonna be too productive today, take it easy" and then I checked social media perplexed and was like "Oh my fucking god"
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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BlueSky is a football school
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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KICKERS,

MANNNN

OMG
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Kickers, man.
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Personally, the two things I NEED in 2026 are a Seahawks Super Bowl victory and a vinyl reissue of Midnite Vultures by Beck.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Purdy also had a thumbnail that was attached by masking tape and thoughts and prayers. So tough. Truly. Also, his clock was sped up so much by Seahawks pressure that I hope he has a good meditation app to help him slow down, center, and get to sleep. That said, go Hawks.
Reporters are saying he was fine and could’ve kept playing. Dude got folded like origami paper. Football players are so tough man.
Ooof that was a brutal hit on Brock
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Ben was 100% correct. Especially because the Niners Run D is pure, uncut ass.
I think I would go for this. Even if you don't get it, it's soooooo far for the 49ers to go with no timeouts. And still up 2 scores
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Kickers, man…
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Never related an NFL GM more.
Been there
man is drenched
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I was like 👀👀👀
Asking Sam Darnold to execute a shovel pass might be the riskiest play call I've seen all season
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Huuuuuuge.
😭 at Witherspoon checking himself before getting a taunting penalty there
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Love that the Hawks are about to be on their third string LT and all we are hearing about is former Sooner Trent Williams.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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the masculine urge to compare this defense to THAT defense
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Sam Darnold completely mystfying play thats costs his team points counter: 1

(the first down turndown/sack)
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
This is where I’ve been all season.
I have disturbingly little faith in Sam Darnold
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
It’s alcohol, but it tastes the way PineSol smells.
Oh my god. I like Malört. - Beth
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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The "Scott and Paul gradually lose their minds" factor is very high this year. Real mental beef-down.
The ONLY way to kick off a new year!

Scott and @pftompkins.bsky.social count down numbers 3 through 1 of the best CBB episodes of 2025 as voted on by you, the listeners!!

🎧 cbbworld.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I believe @dennycarter.bsky.social would call this Bad Faith content creation.
Now random douchebags are showing up to daycares thinking they’re going to break a big story.

Many daycares are closed this week due to the New Year.

Good lord.
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They SHOULD be a top 4 team. They were in a top-4 position without Palmer and somehow aren’t with him? That speaks more to mismanagement than anything else. Surprised the SD’s are apparently safe, though.
Chelsea are ready to sack Enzo Maresca ealier than the summer as planned if results don’t improve. They believe the squad is good enough to make top 4 and the team should be performing better than it is at the moment. (kieran Gill)
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM