DETECTIVE 1: victim sure had a lot of Beach House on vinyl
DETECTIVE 2: maybe the killer just couldn’t chill
DETECTIVE 1: or didn’t like the curation
DETECTIVE 2: look, Depression Cherry is all you need
DETECTIVE 1: [cocking gun] how did you know which album was missing
DETECTIVE 1: victim sure had a lot of Beach House on vinyl
DETECTIVE 2: maybe the killer just couldn’t chill
DETECTIVE 1: or didn’t like the curation
DETECTIVE 2: look, Depression Cherry is all you need
DETECTIVE 1: [cocking gun] how did you know which album was missing
“Um, she’s Swiss, so she’s not.”
“I’m starting to doubt that, too.”
“Um, she’s Swiss, so she’s not.”
“I’m starting to doubt that, too.”
Grew up with the understanding it was called garbage soft rock not that it also had a classification. Damn.
Grew up with the understanding it was called garbage soft rock not that it also had a classification. Damn.
Me: I hope she clobbers that ball at 3rd.
New BF: Okay
Me: In the chest.
NBF: ???
Me: And stops his heart.
NBF: We're officially watching way too much torture porn.
Me: I hope she clobbers that ball at 3rd.
New BF: Okay
Me: In the chest.
NBF: ???
Me: And stops his heart.
NBF: We're officially watching way too much torture porn.