taylor the dastardly one
@humorousfeline.bsky.social
they them
here because I am being held against my will
i do interesting things sometimes
real loft enjoyer
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here because I am being held against my will
i do interesting things sometimes
real loft enjoyer
pfp by @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social
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while all gender and sexuality is fluid, mine is an exception
it still oscillates, yes
however instead of following fluid dynamics they instead exhibit probabilistic behaviors similar to quantum particles
it still oscillates, yes
however instead of following fluid dynamics they instead exhibit probabilistic behaviors similar to quantum particles
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im so mad that Cyber Monday doesnt mean we all get body augment tech in order to transcend this weak flesh
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
im so mad that Cyber Monday doesnt mean we all get body augment tech in order to transcend this weak flesh
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if your lost you can goop and you will find me slime after slime
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
if your lost you can goop and you will find me slime after slime
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spreads misfortune upon your household for disturbing my little fairy ring
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
spreads misfortune upon your household for disturbing my little fairy ring
I have 14.65 million reasons as to why my shit is the shit and yours is shit
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have 14.65 million reasons as to why my shit is the shit and yours is shit
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freezing my penis and then whittling it into a sharp spear and then sticking it into my important brain parts would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
freezing my penis and then whittling it into a sharp spear and then sticking it into my important brain parts would fix me
170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center
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i'm gonna fucking thrill myself
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i'm gonna fucking thrill myself
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congrats on the surgery america
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
congrats on the surgery america
i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man
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For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
the worms are back
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the worms are back
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tofu dildo
🤝
meat
substitute
🤝
meat
substitute
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tofu dildo
🤝
meat
substitute
🤝
meat
substitute
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you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off
the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors
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Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.
pissing like crazy rn
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
pissing like crazy rn
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i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks