The Texas State Fair is closed this year, so you all are safe from the condiment sow for 11 more months.
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Texas State Fair is closed this year, so you all are safe from the condiment sow for 11 more months.
Are people in Seattle too good for Labubus? I have seen none (after seeing several in NorCal, Kansas, and Texas)
August 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Are people in Seattle too good for Labubus? I have seen none (after seeing several in NorCal, Kansas, and Texas)
I feel like the trend of cream/liquid of every type of make up was set by people who live in dry places, have dry skin, or only need their makeup to last a few hours.
August 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I feel like the trend of cream/liquid of every type of make up was set by people who live in dry places, have dry skin, or only need their makeup to last a few hours.
I’m not 100% where I “learned” that Gatorade/powerade is good when you’re sick (or that is even true?)
July 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m not 100% where I “learned” that Gatorade/powerade is good when you’re sick (or that is even true?)
I demolished 2 books in 2 days. Having a job makes me forget how much I like reading.
June 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I demolished 2 books in 2 days. Having a job makes me forget how much I like reading.
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Oh god shut up about Blue Prince already
May 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh god shut up about Blue Prince already
Kansas is the only state I have ever been in where I ordered “Thai hot”, and then asked for more chili sauce. Is there a state wide ban on spicy food?
May 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Kansas is the only state I have ever been in where I ordered “Thai hot”, and then asked for more chili sauce. Is there a state wide ban on spicy food?
White boards are cat nip to anyone working in corporate
May 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
White boards are cat nip to anyone working in corporate
Pez dispensers - creepy or cute?
April 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pez dispensers - creepy or cute?
Got all my stuff to go to a protest, but am blanking on what to put on the sign.
April 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Got all my stuff to go to a protest, but am blanking on what to put on the sign.
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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April 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
Ash Wednesday is just to remind everybody that the Catholics were the original freaky religious sect.
March 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ash Wednesday is just to remind everybody that the Catholics were the original freaky religious sect.
I bought a nice maple scented goat milk soap at the farmer’s market. It is dyed a marbled brown. Now I see why most soaps are not brown.
February 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I bought a nice maple scented goat milk soap at the farmer’s market. It is dyed a marbled brown. Now I see why most soaps are not brown.
TikTok shop is just like QVC/HSN for the youths, right?
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
TikTok shop is just like QVC/HSN for the youths, right?
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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It's (not actually) that time of year again. Here's The Nightmare Before Michaelmas:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDXLxpQdIUQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDXLxpQdIUQ
The Nightmare Before Michaelmas
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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December 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
It's (not actually) that time of year again. Here's The Nightmare Before Michaelmas:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDXLxpQdIUQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDXLxpQdIUQ
We live in the most unserious timeline.
December 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
We live in the most unserious timeline.
If I attempt to dye my eyelashes, what are the chances I give myself chemical burns on my eyes?
December 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
If I attempt to dye my eyelashes, what are the chances I give myself chemical burns on my eyes?
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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