I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
For the last two days I've felt something strange, like I had a bend in my shoe... so tonight I decided to see what the problem was.
There was a cat toy crammed in the toe.
This Guy likes playing in my shoes during the night. I've been walking around with his toy in my shoe... 😸
There was a cat toy crammed in the toe.
This Guy likes playing in my shoes during the night. I've been walking around with his toy in my shoe... 😸
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
For the last two days I've felt something strange, like I had a bend in my shoe... so tonight I decided to see what the problem was.
There was a cat toy crammed in the toe.
This Guy likes playing in my shoes during the night. I've been walking around with his toy in my shoe... 😸
There was a cat toy crammed in the toe.
This Guy likes playing in my shoes during the night. I've been walking around with his toy in my shoe... 😸
I'm only posting this because they're bribing me with extra points to do it. I am so close to dropping this miserable app, but the Sunk Cost fallacy is tough to beat.
Plus, there seem to be no other free apps that offer my set of less-popular languages in one place. Damn it.
Plus, there seem to be no other free apps that offer my set of less-popular languages in one place. Damn it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm only posting this because they're bribing me with extra points to do it. I am so close to dropping this miserable app, but the Sunk Cost fallacy is tough to beat.
Plus, there seem to be no other free apps that offer my set of less-popular languages in one place. Damn it.
Plus, there seem to be no other free apps that offer my set of less-popular languages in one place. Damn it.
Strong Floor, No... (uhh...)
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Strong Floor, No... (uhh...)
Drop something FIERY 🔥🖤🔥
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Drop something FIERY 🔥🖤🔥
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a vest.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a vest.
A Modest Proposal: Hegseth should not only be fired, they should send in a whole team to do it. He should face a, a, let's see... an Unhiring Group? A De-employing Battalion? A Laying-Off Troop? I'm sure there's a term we could agree on.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A Modest Proposal: Hegseth should not only be fired, they should send in a whole team to do it. He should face a, a, let's see... an Unhiring Group? A De-employing Battalion? A Laying-Off Troop? I'm sure there's a term we could agree on.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
Hmm. Only 12%. Clearly I need to get my fucking shit together, goddamn it all to hell.
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social has swears! They've used 409 profanities in their last 3,377 posts.
🥇 "hell" (48 times)
🥈 "fuck" (25 times)
🥉 "ass" (23 times)
🥇 "hell" (48 times)
🥈 "fuck" (25 times)
🥉 "ass" (23 times)
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hmm. Only 12%. Clearly I need to get my fucking shit together, goddamn it all to hell.
OK, so it's now officially the lead-up to Xmas. Fine. But if I hear that stupid Paul McCartney song EVEN ONCE, it's going to diminish my enjoyment of this holiday by a full 50%.
That's right: it will be simply *halving* a wonderful Christmas t-- OH GODDAMN IT
That's right: it will be simply *halving* a wonderful Christmas t-- OH GODDAMN IT
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
OK, so it's now officially the lead-up to Xmas. Fine. But if I hear that stupid Paul McCartney song EVEN ONCE, it's going to diminish my enjoyment of this holiday by a full 50%.
That's right: it will be simply *halving* a wonderful Christmas t-- OH GODDAMN IT
That's right: it will be simply *halving* a wonderful Christmas t-- OH GODDAMN IT
@profanity.accountant am I living up to my true fucking potential?
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@profanity.accountant am I living up to my true fucking potential?
Post your favorite 'Transformers' character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Post your favorite 'Transformers' character. Wrong answers only.
Watching MOTHRA VS GODZILLA. Perfect movie for the day after Big Monkey Day/Black Friday... the kaijū are just doing their thing; the real villain here is capitalism! 🤪😙👌
Big Small Kitten prefers gialli to tokusatsu -- too noisy -- but Smol Small Kitten is watching intently.
Big Small Kitten prefers gialli to tokusatsu -- too noisy -- but Smol Small Kitten is watching intently.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Watching MOTHRA VS GODZILLA. Perfect movie for the day after Big Monkey Day/Black Friday... the kaijū are just doing their thing; the real villain here is capitalism! 🤪😙👌
Big Small Kitten prefers gialli to tokusatsu -- too noisy -- but Smol Small Kitten is watching intently.
Big Small Kitten prefers gialli to tokusatsu -- too noisy -- but Smol Small Kitten is watching intently.
Hey @profanity.accountant have I been living up to my Full Fucking Potential?
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hey @profanity.accountant have I been living up to my Full Fucking Potential?
Well, a belated Happy Murder Your Benefactors Day, and a joyous Consumerist Feeding Frenzy Day to all who celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well, a belated Happy Murder Your Benefactors Day, and a joyous Consumerist Feeding Frenzy Day to all who celebrate.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only.
Cause of death?
*slow drag on cigarette*
Tainted Love (whoa-oh-ohhh...)
*slow drag on cigarette*
Tainted Love (whoa-oh-ohhh...)
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a vape* 😁
Everything About You
*slow drag on a vape* 😁
Everything About You
Cause of death?
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
Tubthumping
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
Tubthumping
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cause of death?
*slow drag on cigarette*
Tainted Love (whoa-oh-ohhh...)
*slow drag on cigarette*
Tainted Love (whoa-oh-ohhh...)
Cause of death?
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
My Vagina
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
My Vagina
Cause of death?
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
Tubthumping
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
Tubthumping
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
mmm...bop
*slow drag on a cigarette*
mmm...bop
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Cause of death?
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
My Vagina
*Slow drag on a cigarette*
My Vagina
This cloth smells of death, Charlie Brown!
a boy is laying in bed with a polka dot blanket
Alt: Peter Bark, playing an adolescent boy, wakes up in bed with the covers pulled up to his chin, in a scene from BURIAL GROUND
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November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This cloth smells of death, Charlie Brown!
The boat can leave now, Charlie Brown! Tell the crew.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The boat can leave now, Charlie Brown! Tell the crew.
Who will survive, and what will be left of them, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who will survive, and what will be left of them, Charlie Brown?
You must find the perfect *nasum*, Charlie Braun
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You must find the perfect *nasum*, Charlie Braun
Me as a Bluesky therapist:
(I get *a lot* of use out of this image...)
(I get *a lot* of use out of this image...)
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist:
(I get *a lot* of use out of this image...)
(I get *a lot* of use out of this image...)
These two are still up to their nonsense. They're both very gentle, even when play-fighting, but Smol Small Kitten is so crazy he's starting to wear Big Small Kitten out. It's a good thing she loves him so much, tho...
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
These two are still up to their nonsense. They're both very gentle, even when play-fighting, but Smol Small Kitten is so crazy he's starting to wear Big Small Kitten out. It's a good thing she loves him so much, tho...
Udo Kier is dead?!
Oh, man, I feel like life just fucked me in the gall bladder.
Oh, man, I feel like life just fucked me in the gall bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Udo Kier is dead?!
Oh, man, I feel like life just fucked me in the gall bladder.
Oh, man, I feel like life just fucked me in the gall bladder.