I Am A Pyrite King
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I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
Where in the 12 Days does that fit?
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think we would understand animal behavior much better if we stopped anthropomorphizing humans...
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I would, but it's rather a long swim. Though I suppose I could float it back... 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Ok, now the industry's just making shit up for JAV Titles to post.
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Flatulantly? Fatuously? Fortuitously? I'm confused.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Enh enh ENH!
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That's why we're atheists.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm reasonably sure Pete Hegseth is not one of them.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Fecund? Florid? Foetid?

Ooh: FANGED!! I'll bet that's it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nah. He's very easygoing. Plus, the whole world is his cat toy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
That's actually the real subject. Maybe the only possible subject... 😻🤪
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Learn to juggle!
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Mine generally don't have many words. Just unsettlingly large dongs.

This does not have the intended effect on me. Not that I care much... except if I'm checking my phone in the supermarket 🍆😱😂. But again, I'm not following them, I don't follow porn, and Bluesky moderates everything else. 🤷‍♂️
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I can't figure out why my settings shield my innocent eyes from tame movie-gore and nudes in Renaissance art... but I still end up with videos of naked men I don't follow pleasuring themselves in my Following tab, with no editorial warnings at all. Not reposts, either. They're just... there. 🙄🤪
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I find a sense of enormous satisfaction following Farts.

Uhh wait -- ummm...

No; actually, that's true, too.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh wow, I can hear this picture.

🎶 "SECOND FLOOR DUN-GEONNNNN!" 🎶
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
That roar -- hey! It's Godzzzzomebody else...
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh, me too! You can really see his brain working behind those eyes... He's going to be full of good trouble when he grows up.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ISN'T HE?!?!?! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😻🖤

He and his new Big Sister really *really* like each other. They're having so much fun...
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This porno could've been an email. Again.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hmmm... 🤔 Just start singing "Witchy Woman", and listen for the groans from underground!
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Chucky 'round and find out...
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Why The Big Desk?
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM