I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
Where in the 12 Days does that fit?
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Where in the 12 Days does that fit?
I think we would understand animal behavior much better if we stopped anthropomorphizing humans...
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think we would understand animal behavior much better if we stopped anthropomorphizing humans...
I would, but it's rather a long swim. Though I suppose I could float it back... 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I would, but it's rather a long swim. Though I suppose I could float it back... 🤔
Ok, now the industry's just making shit up for JAV Titles to post.
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ok, now the industry's just making shit up for JAV Titles to post.
Flatulantly? Fatuously? Fortuitously? I'm confused.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Flatulantly? Fatuously? Fortuitously? I'm confused.
Enh enh ENH!
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Enh enh ENH!
That's why we're atheists.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That's why we're atheists.
I'm reasonably sure Pete Hegseth is not one of them.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm reasonably sure Pete Hegseth is not one of them.
Fecund? Florid? Foetid?
Ooh: FANGED!! I'll bet that's it.
Ooh: FANGED!! I'll bet that's it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fecund? Florid? Foetid?
Ooh: FANGED!! I'll bet that's it.
Ooh: FANGED!! I'll bet that's it.
Nah. He's very easygoing. Plus, the whole world is his cat toy.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Nah. He's very easygoing. Plus, the whole world is his cat toy.
That's actually the real subject. Maybe the only possible subject... 😻🤪
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
That's actually the real subject. Maybe the only possible subject... 😻🤪
Learn to juggle!
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Learn to juggle!
Mine generally don't have many words. Just unsettlingly large dongs.
This does not have the intended effect on me. Not that I care much... except if I'm checking my phone in the supermarket 🍆😱😂. But again, I'm not following them, I don't follow porn, and Bluesky moderates everything else. 🤷♂️
This does not have the intended effect on me. Not that I care much... except if I'm checking my phone in the supermarket 🍆😱😂. But again, I'm not following them, I don't follow porn, and Bluesky moderates everything else. 🤷♂️
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mine generally don't have many words. Just unsettlingly large dongs.
This does not have the intended effect on me. Not that I care much... except if I'm checking my phone in the supermarket 🍆😱😂. But again, I'm not following them, I don't follow porn, and Bluesky moderates everything else. 🤷♂️
This does not have the intended effect on me. Not that I care much... except if I'm checking my phone in the supermarket 🍆😱😂. But again, I'm not following them, I don't follow porn, and Bluesky moderates everything else. 🤷♂️
I can't figure out why my settings shield my innocent eyes from tame movie-gore and nudes in Renaissance art... but I still end up with videos of naked men I don't follow pleasuring themselves in my Following tab, with no editorial warnings at all. Not reposts, either. They're just... there. 🙄🤪
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I can't figure out why my settings shield my innocent eyes from tame movie-gore and nudes in Renaissance art... but I still end up with videos of naked men I don't follow pleasuring themselves in my Following tab, with no editorial warnings at all. Not reposts, either. They're just... there. 🙄🤪
I find a sense of enormous satisfaction following Farts.
Uhh wait -- ummm...
No; actually, that's true, too.
Uhh wait -- ummm...
No; actually, that's true, too.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I find a sense of enormous satisfaction following Farts.
Uhh wait -- ummm...
No; actually, that's true, too.
Uhh wait -- ummm...
No; actually, that's true, too.
Oh wow, I can hear this picture.
🎶 "SECOND FLOOR DUN-GEONNNNN!" 🎶
🎶 "SECOND FLOOR DUN-GEONNNNN!" 🎶
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh wow, I can hear this picture.
🎶 "SECOND FLOOR DUN-GEONNNNN!" 🎶
🎶 "SECOND FLOOR DUN-GEONNNNN!" 🎶
That roar -- hey! It's Godzzzzomebody else...
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That roar -- hey! It's Godzzzzomebody else...
Oh, me too! You can really see his brain working behind those eyes... He's going to be full of good trouble when he grows up.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh, me too! You can really see his brain working behind those eyes... He's going to be full of good trouble when he grows up.
ISN'T HE?!?!?! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😻🖤
He and his new Big Sister really *really* like each other. They're having so much fun...
He and his new Big Sister really *really* like each other. They're having so much fun...
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ISN'T HE?!?!?! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😻🖤
He and his new Big Sister really *really* like each other. They're having so much fun...
He and his new Big Sister really *really* like each other. They're having so much fun...
This porno could've been an email. Again.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This porno could've been an email. Again.
Hmmm... 🤔 Just start singing "Witchy Woman", and listen for the groans from underground!
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hmmm... 🤔 Just start singing "Witchy Woman", and listen for the groans from underground!
Chucky 'round and find out...
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Chucky 'round and find out...
Why The Big Desk?
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Why The Big Desk?