I Am A Pyrite King
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I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ISN'T HE?!?!?! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😻🖤

He and his new Big Sister really *really* like each other. They're having so much fun...
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
For the last two days I've felt something strange, like I had a bend in my shoe... so tonight I decided to see what the problem was.

There was a cat toy crammed in the toe.

This Guy likes playing in my shoes during the night. I've been walking around with his toy in my shoe... 😸
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm only posting this because they're bribing me with extra points to do it. I am so close to dropping this miserable app, but the Sunk Cost fallacy is tough to beat.

Plus, there seem to be no other free apps that offer my set of less-popular languages in one place. Damn it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Strong Floor, No... (uhh...)
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Drop something FIERY 🔥🖤🔥
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a vest.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
You fucked life in ze gall bladder
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wait -- they fired Torgo??!?
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Here's a fun addendum: the Richard Matheson/John Hough classic, and an underrated little New Zealand movie that's like a really good, low-budget, community theatre production of HELL HOUSE, minus the sex and without a glimmer of hope at the end...
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Post your favorite 'Transformers' character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
FRYMNBLAL totalbottl totalbottl totalbottl
FRYMNBLAL! Remech n Factor Fexcectorn!

The first Autism chart designed by Kurt Schwitters...
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Matt Groening rewrote the pledge many times in the 80s and 90s, and any version will do.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
BLOOD FREAK
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Lessee, there's Gojira, Mosura, Ghidorah, Gezora, Dogora, Hedora, so... Capybara-ra?
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Banjos banjos banjos banjos banjos banjos banjos BANJOS BANJOS O GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE MAKE THEM STOP
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
CARL DENHAM (standing at the bottom of the Empire State Building): "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas Video Killed the Radio Star!"
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That's a Francis Bacon reference, isn't it? I haven't seen the movie, but I feel like I need to now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM