a squirrel
@iamasquirrel.bsky.social
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don't mind me, just a friendly wizard squirrel, learning about the world.
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iamasquirrel.bsky.social
ok, so, i feel i should explain why a squirrel is posting on this site. so it is time for the #lore 1/
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
'and then some' c'mon now 1. that gives them something to point to and while they will just make shit up let's not give them actual fuel and 2. while i'm not saying 'we go high,' ignoring the rule of law could be an escalation spiral
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
i did not realize this monkey/circus line was something new but i am now realizing the person i've heard say it for ages is from a very polish family
ausir.bsky.social
Poland’s two biggest cultural exports in the 21st century:

1. The Witcher
2. The saying „not my circus, not my monkeys”

(heard now on yet another English language TV show)
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
weeeeeeee
gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
chicago.suntimes.com
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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iamasquirrel.bsky.social
at the time i didn't know warhammer but had read heinlein's starship troopers and it was pretty dang close.
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
this sounds awesome and wish i could watch but have a prior obligation - any chance it will be available to watch somewhere afterwards?
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
tiny cricket duck, 10-4 good buddy
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
so many monster magnet songs would work for this, love this
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
embrace the power of "i'm not mad, just disappointed"
cooperlund.online
Facebook found out I’m a Mets fan and now I’m getting content for the angriest, dumbest sports guys imaginable instead of anything else and I really do think the problem with America right now is that our phones are machines that run software that exists to make us angry. Being mad is the enemy.
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alannawrites.bsky.social
The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."

All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
reading this to the tune of gwar's "penguin attack."
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
that same player later in the session, failing to hit like anything despite using a hero point in frustration
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
in pathfinder pf2e game just now:

player other player: *you* hit like a truck, *i* hit like a semi.

gm: a semi-*what,* player?
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
*pushes up glasses* actually the giff are a race of spacefaring gun-toting humanoid hippos from spelljammer, the 'd&d in space' setting (so yeah, not far off)
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
save time and money on writing a compelling narrative with this one neat trick!
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
one of the pikas emailed me, they were stoked to get a salt brick and food and then thought the world was ending. once they calmed down they liked the colors but they can't afford high end sportswear and they might have cancer now
dieworkwear.bsky.social
confused who thought consumers would buy an arc'teryx jacket after seeing a colorful explosion on a mountain. what type of brand identity or aspirational lifestyle are you trying to convey?
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
cats will accept any blood as a sacrifice. humans are picky and need special magic blood for their occult rituals.
mhwill1999.bsky.social
The phlebotomist needs venous blood. Your cat extracts capillary blood. Ask for a finger stick next time and see what they say. Alternatively - drink more water and lift weights with your arms. It really helps.
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birdhism.com
I found more joy in life this way.
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
and it is fun to say, niyahaaaaaat
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
since the part where the familiar with speech can telepath with any creature it shares a language with, i would rule it would be about speech-speed, even if they are just sharing emotions/images without speech, but if you want to allow it to be a bit faster i doubt it would be game-breaking
iamasquirrel.bsky.social
overheard: "if you didn't get raptured yesterday that's a skill issue. i got raptured as fuck."