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I’m just a figment of our imagination
one of the things that sucks about Blue Sky is there’s a collective hatred for Trump and MAGA and that’s frequently a part of the conversation here
April 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
one of the things that sucks about Blue Sky is there’s a collective hatred for Trump and MAGA and that’s frequently a part of the conversation here
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Been thinking about this Zappa quote a lot lately.
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Been thinking about this Zappa quote a lot lately.
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The thing about birds is that they are evil and would absolutely kill humans if people-sized. Cats too. But we already have people-sized dogs, and they are angels. Therefore, dogs make the best pets.
April 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The thing about birds is that they are evil and would absolutely kill humans if people-sized. Cats too. But we already have people-sized dogs, and they are angels. Therefore, dogs make the best pets.
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"You're so obsessed with being a perfectionist about every little thing!" yeah I think it's because I figured out a while ago that anything less utterly ruins the world
March 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"You're so obsessed with being a perfectionist about every little thing!" yeah I think it's because I figured out a while ago that anything less utterly ruins the world
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oh god it’s wonderful
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
February 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
oh god it’s wonderful
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
to stay in bed
and drink too much coffee
and doomscroll compulsively
and love you so much
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The "brain drain" is going to be SO BAD. Not just the scientific one, but also the artistic one. Culture is America's most lucrative export. What happens when the people who produce that culture just move?
Just a reminder that Germany was the center of scientific progress until the Nazis suppressed, drove away, or killed all the non-Nazi scientists.
February 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The "brain drain" is going to be SO BAD. Not just the scientific one, but also the artistic one. Culture is America's most lucrative export. What happens when the people who produce that culture just move?
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*Me hauling out a quivering, stinking, oozing, screaming gelatinous mass from my Artificial Food creation machine*
"Look at this, boys! I'd say every single restaurant and chef in the world is officially out of business as of TODAY!"
"Look at this, boys! I'd say every single restaurant and chef in the world is officially out of business as of TODAY!"
February 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*Me hauling out a quivering, stinking, oozing, screaming gelatinous mass from my Artificial Food creation machine*
"Look at this, boys! I'd say every single restaurant and chef in the world is officially out of business as of TODAY!"
"Look at this, boys! I'd say every single restaurant and chef in the world is officially out of business as of TODAY!"
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Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Look the price of freedom is that airplanes crash more. If you don't like it move to china
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Every company that has a black person holding a job that a white person wants is going to be dragged through a wasteful legal gauntlet because racists can't believe that a black person could ever be the most qualified applicant for a job.
"Attorneys General from 19 states have put Costco on notice due to alleged 'discrimination,' stating its diversity policies are discriminatory against people who are not minorities."
19 GOP AGs demanded Costco repeal its DEI practices, gave them 30 days to respond.
www.newsweek.com/former-costc...
19 GOP AGs demanded Costco repeal its DEI practices, gave them 30 days to respond.
www.newsweek.com/former-costc...
Former Costco executive hits back at DEI criticism: "Who we are"
A former executive at the bulk store told Fox News that the company has always strived to hire a diverse workforce that represents America.
www.newsweek.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every company that has a black person holding a job that a white person wants is going to be dragged through a wasteful legal gauntlet because racists can't believe that a black person could ever be the most qualified applicant for a job.
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Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word
February 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word
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I simply would like something nice to happen for once. I will raise the bar slightly off the floor and say I would like that nice thing to be offered for free.
February 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I simply would like something nice to happen for once. I will raise the bar slightly off the floor and say I would like that nice thing to be offered for free.
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Browsing r/meth
February 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Browsing r/meth
doesn’t this make presents easier? you can just buy them a tooth?
February 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
doesn’t this make presents easier? you can just buy them a tooth?
I came to Blue Sky so I can be just as unpopular here as I was over there
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I came to Blue Sky so I can be just as unpopular here as I was over there
I came to Blue Sky so I can live in an echo chamber where I don’t want to kill my self after I read every 240 characters
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I came to Blue Sky so I can live in an echo chamber where I don’t want to kill my self after I read every 240 characters
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Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.
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Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
February 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
It's the little things. Microdose hope.
I’m really trying to like Blue Sky more than the Nazi cult social network so please post some cool shit
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m really trying to like Blue Sky more than the Nazi cult social network so please post some cool shit
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Apparently, allowing Americans to file their tax returns for free is a bad thing. A big gift to the Big Tax lobby and a big middle finger to Americans.
February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Apparently, allowing Americans to file their tax returns for free is a bad thing. A big gift to the Big Tax lobby and a big middle finger to Americans.
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Elon musk could never in a million years be cool enough to play bass in a band but if he were in a band he'd definitely be a bass player that rushes
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Elon musk could never in a million years be cool enough to play bass in a band but if he were in a band he'd definitely be a bass player that rushes
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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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