Been off my phone a lot this last week—checking again to remind you flankers want you dead.
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Been off my phone a lot this last week—checking again to remind you flankers want you dead.
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
<with humble reverence>
Merry Xmas, folks.
Merry Xmas, folks.
Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
<with humble reverence>
Merry Xmas, folks.
Merry Xmas, folks.
It's ready:
Ian's top 30 songs of 2025 (limit 3 songs per artist)
open.spotify.com/playlist/2kP...
Stand out artists this year:
DJ Travella (my music predition for 2026: singeli is going to break into the world market in a big way)
Viagra Boys
Danny Brown
KNEECAP
Ian's top 30 songs of 2025 (limit 3 songs per artist)
open.spotify.com/playlist/2kP...
Stand out artists this year:
DJ Travella (my music predition for 2026: singeli is going to break into the world market in a big way)
Viagra Boys
Danny Brown
KNEECAP
Top 30 of 2025
open.spotify.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's ready:
Ian's top 30 songs of 2025 (limit 3 songs per artist)
open.spotify.com/playlist/2kP...
Stand out artists this year:
DJ Travella (my music predition for 2026: singeli is going to break into the world market in a big way)
Viagra Boys
Danny Brown
KNEECAP
Ian's top 30 songs of 2025 (limit 3 songs per artist)
open.spotify.com/playlist/2kP...
Stand out artists this year:
DJ Travella (my music predition for 2026: singeli is going to break into the world market in a big way)
Viagra Boys
Danny Brown
KNEECAP
Catching up on some albums I missed this year before I put my best of the year list together and every single Rosalia song with Flamenco clapping in it fucking whips ass.
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Catching up on some albums I missed this year before I put my best of the year list together and every single Rosalia song with Flamenco clapping in it fucking whips ass.
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Fuck. I knew this would happen, the trailers didn't lie.
It is with a heavy heart that I confirm Mr. Wonderful is *excellent* in MARTY SUPREME
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fuck. I knew this would happen, the trailers didn't lie.
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I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like this poster that looks like Frankenstein is skanking.
I was, like, SURE this was just a weird, isolated thing a Simpsons writer experienced as a child. Kind of upset to learn the concept of yoyo propaganda breached containment to poison the minds of our youth.
Did you guys also repeatedly have traveling yoyo salesmen perform at your elementary schools, or was my superintendent bought up by big yoyo?
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was, like, SURE this was just a weird, isolated thing a Simpsons writer experienced as a child. Kind of upset to learn the concept of yoyo propaganda breached containment to poison the minds of our youth.
Should I read Infinite Jest? I mostly see people dunking on it like it's not good, but the concept speaks to me and I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Should I read Infinite Jest? I mostly see people dunking on it like it's not good, but the concept speaks to me and I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
Burned 100 calories more than normal on my daily luncheon treadmill trudge because the anime I’m watching is so god-damn exciting that my heart rate was constantly elevated.
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Burned 100 calories more than normal on my daily luncheon treadmill trudge because the anime I’m watching is so god-damn exciting that my heart rate was constantly elevated.
Look, I don't WANT there to be a freak asteroid strike that takes out a theatre-sized area--that's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is that IF there's going to be such a strike, AND we get input on the timing/placement of said strike, I think we're in a good place to kick off the conversation.
What I'm saying is that IF there's going to be such a strike, AND we get input on the timing/placement of said strike, I think we're in a good place to kick off the conversation.
“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.
This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”
Beast mode shit.
This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”
Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Look, I don't WANT there to be a freak asteroid strike that takes out a theatre-sized area--that's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is that IF there's going to be such a strike, AND we get input on the timing/placement of said strike, I think we're in a good place to kick off the conversation.
What I'm saying is that IF there's going to be such a strike, AND we get input on the timing/placement of said strike, I think we're in a good place to kick off the conversation.
I know it won't be, but what if this is good? What if we get a no-foolin' good SF movie?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV2q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV2q...
Street Fighter | Game Awards Sneak Peek (2026 Movie)
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I know it won't be, but what if this is good? What if we get a no-foolin' good SF movie?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV2q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV2q...
Imagine being so dumb that you think the Dems passing an watershed, paradigm-shifting health plan that keeps poor people from being treated like dirt wouldn't have had any meaningful impact on the American political landscape, and that they'd still be sitting with Trump in office today.
Almost all of them switched decades ago or longer. Tell me how we are going to move from where we are today , to where you want to go ?
Saying you want it is easy. All I'm asking is how are we going to get there ?
If Bernie's M4A passed under Biden, RFK jr would be running M4A today.
Saying you want it is easy. All I'm asking is how are we going to get there ?
If Bernie's M4A passed under Biden, RFK jr would be running M4A today.
Every other country does it, Mark. It's not some vague thought experiment.
Lots of ways it can be imperfect, of course, but it fundamentally gives everyone access to healthcare without fear of bankruptcy.
Lots of ways it can be imperfect, of course, but it fundamentally gives everyone access to healthcare without fear of bankruptcy.
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Imagine being so dumb that you think the Dems passing an watershed, paradigm-shifting health plan that keeps poor people from being treated like dirt wouldn't have had any meaningful impact on the American political landscape, and that they'd still be sitting with Trump in office today.
omg someone please take away all of this fool's money and use it to fund proper health care for our American sisters and brothers.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
omg someone please take away all of this fool's money and use it to fund proper health care for our American sisters and brothers.
lmfao the obvious IV wounds are from "constantly shaking hands" 😂
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
lmfao the obvious IV wounds are from "constantly shaking hands" 😂
Oh phew, the size of this infusion should push back the bubble burst by at least a week and a half.
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh phew, the size of this infusion should push back the bubble burst by at least a week and a half.
So fucking funny that the lies are this thread bare--their supporters are so unbelievably stupid and gullible that they don't even feel the need to try and make their insane accusations reflect reality. Never any evidence, just empty, crazy words.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So fucking funny that the lies are this thread bare--their supporters are so unbelievably stupid and gullible that they don't even feel the need to try and make their insane accusations reflect reality. Never any evidence, just empty, crazy words.
Reposted by Ian Roddick
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Ah cool, Reddit took away access to r/all through the app, completely ruining my use of the site. Seems extremely dumb!
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ah cool, Reddit took away access to r/all through the app, completely ruining my use of the site. Seems extremely dumb!
Reposted by Ian Roddick
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
When will the first infant death be blamed on bad info from clankers? I've got my money on mid-2026.
"Bu... but ChatGPT said leaving my newborn in a hot car in direct sunlight would help it grow."
"Bu... but ChatGPT said leaving my newborn in a hot car in direct sunlight would help it grow."
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When will the first infant death be blamed on bad info from clankers? I've got my money on mid-2026.
"Bu... but ChatGPT said leaving my newborn in a hot car in direct sunlight would help it grow."
"Bu... but ChatGPT said leaving my newborn in a hot car in direct sunlight would help it grow."
Dressing up in my 8-piece suit to go work out at the airport, just like Mr. Duffy wants 🫡
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Dressing up in my 8-piece suit to go work out at the airport, just like Mr. Duffy wants 🫡