Ian
@iantears.bsky.social
They/them gay chemist and your least favorite persons favorite person 🇵🇸🔻
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Ian
@iantears.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Reasons to follow me:
•I’m gay
•I’m nonbinary
•I’m a chemist
•I’m hot
•not following me is homophobic and transphobic
•I’m funny
•I’m gay
•I’m nonbinary
•I’m a chemist
•I’m hot
•not following me is homophobic and transphobic
•I’m funny
Isn’t this the bridge from until dawn?
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Isn’t this the bridge from until dawn?
What do we call posts on here? Bleets? Skeets?
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What do we call posts on here? Bleets? Skeets?
Damn, y’all are out of ideas apparently
Ok chat, I need you to come up with a punny name for my Drosera capensis
July 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Damn, y’all are out of ideas apparently
Someone’s got to do it to everyone in the admin
NEW: EPA to revoke 2009 finding that climate pollution endangers humans.
EPA to revoke 2009 finding that climate pollution endangers humans
The repeal of the finding on the dangers greenhouse gases pose to human health and welfare will face fierce legal challenges.
www.politico.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Someone’s got to do it to everyone in the admin
You will never guess who they’re saying this about
July 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You will never guess who they’re saying this about
Part of the reason this app is boring is because there aren’t enough schizophrenic right wingers on here.
July 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Part of the reason this app is boring is because there aren’t enough schizophrenic right wingers on here.
Ok chat, I need you to come up with a punny name for my Drosera capensis
July 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ok chat, I need you to come up with a punny name for my Drosera capensis
I’m an Israeli disc jockey, and this is my rave
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m an Israeli disc jockey, and this is my rave
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I've noticed this as well and it's entirely transparent what they're doing. They originally started the false rumor that Pascal had inappropriately touched Vanessa Kirby.
They're running Depp Baldani tactics.
They're running Depp Baldani tactics.
July 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've noticed this as well and it's entirely transparent what they're doing. They originally started the false rumor that Pascal had inappropriately touched Vanessa Kirby.
They're running Depp Baldani tactics.
They're running Depp Baldani tactics.
Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent Madre Monstère
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair
July 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent Madre Monstère
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair
The Epstein files aren’t real, but even if they were real, I’m not on them. But they’re not real and I wouldn’t be on them if they just so happened to be real.
July 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Epstein files aren’t real, but even if they were real, I’m not on them. But they’re not real and I wouldn’t be on them if they just so happened to be real.
Guys I’m innocent, trust. In fact I’m so innocent that I’m offering the person who would implicate me a lighter sentence just to make sure I’m not implicated.
July 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Guys I’m innocent, trust. In fact I’m so innocent that I’m offering the person who would implicate me a lighter sentence just to make sure I’m not implicated.
Diva Down!
BREAKING: Former Congressman George Santos reports to federal prison in New Jersey
www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
July 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Diva Down!
Hmmmm
My grandfather fought against the Soviets in WW2. No. Full stop.
April 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hmmmm
Liberals are so funny lmfao
January 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Liberals are so funny lmfao
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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"He was kind of a wannabe Frenchman"
"Ah, a oui-aboo?"
Then I had to explain my really good/bad pun because the audience was not *quite* online enough for that joke 💀
"Ah, a oui-aboo?"
Then I had to explain my really good/bad pun because the audience was not *quite* online enough for that joke 💀
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 AM
"He was kind of a wannabe Frenchman"
"Ah, a oui-aboo?"
Then I had to explain my really good/bad pun because the audience was not *quite* online enough for that joke 💀
"Ah, a oui-aboo?"
Then I had to explain my really good/bad pun because the audience was not *quite* online enough for that joke 💀
Hit or miss? I guess I always miss 😔
December 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hit or miss? I guess I always miss 😔
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I do indeed have mental health issues and I have found that it is nearly impossible to treat them within the American healthcare industry. Fancy that!
December 24, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I do indeed have mental health issues and I have found that it is nearly impossible to treat them within the American healthcare industry. Fancy that!
I’m convinced that accelerationism is a coping mechanism
December 20, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I’m convinced that accelerationism is a coping mechanism
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if 90% of the population still got its news from 3 tv stations "the president elect got congress to cut child cancer research" would lead his political party into at least 8 years of darkness but unfortunately the internet has a few downsides
December 20, 2024 at 1:19 AM
if 90% of the population still got its news from 3 tv stations "the president elect got congress to cut child cancer research" would lead his political party into at least 8 years of darkness but unfortunately the internet has a few downsides
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No shit. You may find this hard to believe, but I hadn't actually finished typing it yet.
December 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
No shit. You may find this hard to believe, but I hadn't actually finished typing it yet.
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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