If Books Could Kill
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A podcast about the airport books that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Patreon: patreon.com/ifbookspod Merch: ifbookspod.dashery.com
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After many years, we’ve finally given in and launched a merch store. Only one design for now, but we’ve got shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers - all the classic items you know and love.
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Episode 45: How To Win Friends And Influence People

89 years ago, Dale Carnegie taught Americans how to live like Leo Tolstoy, give speeches like John Rockefeller and neg like Calvin Coolidge.
How To Win Friends And Influence People
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 10/02/2025 · 1h 10m
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This month's bonus episode is about the pundit reaction to the death of Charlie Kirk, from Ezra Klein to the freaks at National Review.
The Pundits Mourn Charlie Kirk | If Books Could Kill
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Episode 44: Summer of Our Discontent

Thomas Chatterton Williams is the only thinker brave enough to ask the question: is there a way to make that sentence longer?
Thomas Chatterton Williams'
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 09/11/2025 · 1h 32m
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This month's premium episode is an introduction to Bret Stephens, the most racist tattletale at The New York Times.
Pundit Portrait: Bret Stephens | If Books Could Kill
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Finally recorded the TCW episode
3 hours, 24 mins, 41 secs
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to God’s ears
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I just hope we get one more If Books Could Kill on Adams before he gets swept outta there
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kai @blueskai.ca · Aug 8
cheers for the new Grindr profile pic @ifbookspod.bsky.social
classical mirror selfie with “visit your village homosexual” T-shirt
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reading this passage is like getting a brief glimpse of an upcoming boss in a video game
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jesus christ this is an actual fisking
Williams’s book is impaired by slapdash prose. His writing abounds with interminable, convoluted sentences that teem with digressions and then awkwardly limp toward disorienting conclusions. Here is one from the prologue:

For non-whites, even though the mixed-race population has become the fastest-growing segment of the American demos and, in real terms, a disproportionate but statistically small and decreasing number of unarmed Black civilians were killed by police annually (typically between 15 and 25 per year from a population exceeding 40 million, according to The Washington Post’s “Fatal Force” database) — and indeed other quality-of-life markers have been equalizing for significant numbers of Black people since the civil rights movement — the death of [Trayvon] Martin followed by [Michael] Brown (regardless of the specific contingencies of that case), and a high-profile slate of videotaped police and vigilante killings that converged with the proliferation of camera-equipped smartphones and the pervasiveness of social media, thwarted any self-congratulatory sense of the inevitability of social progress still alive in the first half of Obama’s second administration.
Huh? In addition to such passages, “Summer of Our Discontent” includes many distended excerpts — some spanning three pages — from not-so-obscure sources, including The Times.

Midway through the book, Williams chides another writer on the race beat for propounding “an excruciatingly simplistic tale, fueled by a powerful unwillingness and incapacity to grapple with contemporary American racial and social complexity.” Regrettably, I know the feeling.
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Episode 43: He's Just Not That Into You

Ladies, are you hung up on a man? Consider asking a different, worse man about how to proceed.
He's Just Not That Into You
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 07/31/2025 · 1h
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a devastating read from Abigail
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If the past is any guide, you'll do it to yourselves without us needing to lift a finger.
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you can’t make us do this
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I seriously do not know how this title got through even a single launch meeting.
the front cover of Joe Manchin's book Dead Center
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This month's bonus episode is about Bari Weiss, who overcame her inability to say anything interesting to become the billionaire-whispering head of a small media empire.
Pundit Portrait: Bari Weiss | If Books Could Kill
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get the grim reaper meme
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They ended the organized retail crime panic, Pamela Paul, and now Glenn Kessler.

Who’s next?
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We told him to retire and he did. You’re welcome.
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I visited my village homosexual and all I got was this lousy t-shirt from @ifbookspod.bsky.social
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There is a Patreon only @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode specifically about Kessler and how bad he is. www.patreon.com/posts/glenn-...
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please send us your legal name and address so we can ensure that any orders you place are immediately canceled
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Due to popular demand, we’ve introduced some new merch designs, including the highly requested village homosexual

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Beach scene with “visit your village homosexual” written in the style of a tourism poster Illuminati eye over the text “i believe in the one book theory”
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Episode 42: Blink

How much damage can a pop science book about the power of intuition do to our nation’s airport security?
Malcolm Gladwell's
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 07/17/2025 · 58m
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After many years, we’ve finally given in and launched a merch store. Only one design for now, but we’ve got shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers - all the classic items you know and love.
Shop Official Merch by If Books Could Kill
The airport bestsellers that captured our hearts and ruined our minds
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We made the first 60 minutes of this 80 minute episode free btw
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