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Sassy? Me?!

Always.
A tree greenish/yellowish ornament (literally the shape of a tree) with an adorable cut out photo version of the poster from, let’s say, 1st grade. There is golden hair and a plaid dress and a sassy smile and pose.
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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“Sunday Funday” she murmurs as she knocks back her daily vitamins and gets ready to start a second load of laundry.
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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I wish I had kept some of the seeds from this #vibrant coral poppy, but alas. Hopefully they still brighten up the backyard of our first house ❤️

#blueskyartshow
An orangish pink coral poppy with rain droplets scattering the petals. It is a closeup shot with the petals wide open showing the black center. The background is a vibrant, leafy green. Posted to the #blueskyartshow vibrant theme.
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Nice, chill Friday night watching The Pitt.
A man in a red sweatshirt and dark pants, viewed from the side. He sitting in the couch with his phone in his lap. His face is obscured as he is holding his head with both hands in an angst that can only be experienced whilst watching the visceral medical drama known as The Pitt. There is a small lit lamp in the background on a sideboard, with a few leftover small, red Christmas decorations on top. A door and hallway can be seen on the left.
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Drowning out the world with noise canceling headphones and a musician I just found who happens to be speaking directly to my soul.

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Ethan Regan - get by (Official Visualizer)
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January 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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When someone looks well now I say "you look like you haven't been crying"
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Every New Year’s Eve we binge something with our kids and this year we are currently 3 episodes into Alien Earth. So far my takeaway is that it’s excellent, but man, there are a lot of fluids.
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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New Year’s resolution? Sure. I am resolute in my commitment to be an absolute menace.
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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So is the nuggets season over or is the Jokic injury something semi minor?
a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .
ALT: a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .
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December 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The Christmas Tree de Resistance at the Galleries Lafayette, in Paris. #holiday #blueskyartshow #paris
The giant Christmas tree in the Galleries Lafayette in Paris, France. It’s red and resembles ribbons and gifts and has a goat bow at the top.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Every present we wrapped includes a strand or 40 from this guy bc he is so very helpful.
An all white Great Pyrenees here to help you prep for any and all festive shenanigans you might need him for, including wrapping. He is sitting like the bestest boy he is and looking right up at the camera. He is sat on a white and charcoal rug that is somewhat southwestern in style. In the background is a chest of drawers on the right, and a hallway with three doors on the left.
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The weather not feeling the slightest bit like Christmas is actually quite apt bc this year doesn’t feel like Christmas anyway so
bianchiweather.bsky.social Chris Bianchi @bianchiweather.bsky.social · 21d
🎄 It might be Christmas Eve in Denver...but it's not gonna feel like it. Highs will be in the upper 60s again with a fair bit of cloud cover, right near our daily record of 70° (1955).

🎅 Our warmest Christmas on record likely tomorrow, with a breezy high near 70°.

#COwx
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Spending the holidays with family is great unless your family sucks.
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A #caturday now and then of Flynnigan, just a mere 14 years or so in between.
A full size tabby cat with the cutest mittens you ever did see. He is sitting in a barstool in the photo on the left and a full adult, in the photo in the right, he is a tiny little guy and is perched on a couch arm. In both photos, he has giant beautiful green eyes.
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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They are — hands down — the best art I have ever created, and this photo is one of my favorite portraits I have ever taken of them (or anyone). #openhouse #blueskyartshow #portraitphotography #blackandwhitephotography #monochrome
Two very young kids positioned so that the tops of their heads are together. The photo is monochrome. The one on the right (the older one) has big, bright eyes that are wide open and taking it all in (always). The one on the left is looking up, as if trying to see the other one. Both have light blonde hair that is blending together in the middle of the photos. The shot is very close up and cuts off at each of their chins.
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Listened to a memoir read by the author (an American born English speaker with an mfa in writing) and she pronounced “birthday” as “birt-day” over and over again and now I hate everything
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Once I was up for a role in a film & producers said “If we cast a white woman as female lead we can’t cast you; gotta get an actor of color.” They wound up casting a white woman & thus cast a great Black actor in the part I was up for. He killed it. Did I whine about it? No, I got another job or made one up; don’t even remember. World got a movie with a fantastic performance in it & I wound up A-OK. So the thing that 100% didn’t happen to these bigot pussies literally happened to me & the world continued to wipe my white ass. Give these shitheads no quarter. I love affirmative action & DEI even though it can be inelegant or clumsy. So what? It’s the barest of bandaids on centuries of racism both explicit & structural. Racism that I’m not responsible for but that I am very happy to ever-so-barely acknowledge is as real as a hand grenade, because I’m not insane.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Finally put the cutest little thriftmas tree up in our bedroom and I feel like it is placed in the most ideal spot (yes, I still need to decorate it 🤷‍♀️ ).
A narrow, untrimmed Christmas tree with muted, but colorful lights sits in the corner of a room. To the left are a few pieces of art and a shelf with books and knickknacks and a framed photo. There is also a tall mirror reflecting an open door and a dresser. To the right is the dresser with a large jar-like gray candle holder. The tree has a few presents beneath it. A close-up of the shelf next to tree with a piece of art in red on white that says, “I’m so glad I found you instead of jesus” with two hands in a prayer and “Jesus light” shining behind the hands. Next to this is a couple of their wedding day. It’s clear this couple is both blasphemous and hilarious.
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Here we are before getting emotionally wrecked by Hamnet.
Middle aged couple on a Christmastime date night. Both are wearing glasses and smiling. Little do they know, they are about to cry with a bunch of strangers while watching the movie Hamnet.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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This one hits a few of my favorite things: my dog, my girls (the two specks way off in the distance) and camping trips with my dog(s) and my girls.

Also can we just talk about the way he has watched over them from the very start 🥹

#blueskyartshow #favoritethings #greatsanddunes #greatpyrenees
A photo of a Great Pyrenees from the back sitting on dune with some green grass at Great Sand Dunes National Park. He is wearing a black harness and his leash can be seen going out of frame toward the photographer. He is at attention watching over his “flock” — two kids who appear as just dark specks in the distance, running on the dunes. The dunes in the background are striking with shadows making them look like a painting. The sky is cloudy and gray.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Can’t wait for the day that nfl broadcasters peel their lips off of Kansas City’s ass.
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM