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@ijre.modding.games
· Nov 15
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[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
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CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel
June 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel
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heyyy, sorry to bother you! your operating system just got in touch with me and said it was having trouble getting hold of you. it said it has an important system update it needs to install, but you aren't responding to its notifications. it sounded pretty worried honestly
June 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
heyyy, sorry to bother you! your operating system just got in touch with me and said it was having trouble getting hold of you. it said it has an important system update it needs to install, but you aren't responding to its notifications. it sounded pretty worried honestly
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this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
June 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
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how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
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me: you know, they charge you an arm and a leg for a soda at the movie theater. the same soda probably costs half as much at the store! but they know you're thirsty! that's how they get ya!
911 operator: yeah
me: sorry. you probably need to take some other calls, huh
911 operator: i really do, yeah
911 operator: yeah
me: sorry. you probably need to take some other calls, huh
911 operator: i really do, yeah
July 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
me: you know, they charge you an arm and a leg for a soda at the movie theater. the same soda probably costs half as much at the store! but they know you're thirsty! that's how they get ya!
911 operator: yeah
me: sorry. you probably need to take some other calls, huh
911 operator: i really do, yeah
911 operator: yeah
me: sorry. you probably need to take some other calls, huh
911 operator: i really do, yeah
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
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smelling baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
smelling baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
September 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
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many of the dum-dums who occupy the margins of our lives are harmless and precious. they must be protected
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
many of the dum-dums who occupy the margins of our lives are harmless and precious. they must be protected
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[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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watching football
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
watching football
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching basketball
oh dear
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching basketball
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
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#unbeatable actually here's something else for you guys
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
#unbeatable actually here's something else for you guys