defending nat’l cha❌pion 11-0 #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast
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enjoyer of food, beer, video games, getting mad about sports online. the internet’s normalest ohio state football fan. loyal to umass athletics against my better judgment. go pats, bruins, usmnt/wnt. he/him
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
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Friends: “you think 50 beers is enough for tonight?”
Me:
Me:
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Friends: “you think 50 beers is enough for tonight?”
Me:
Me:
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
A touchdown here would fix me
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A touchdown here would fix me
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Maybe the worst FBS team of the millennium AND this at the same time. This is special
defending nat’l cha❌pion 11-0 #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast
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UMass lost to Doug fuckin’ Gottlieb?! Fire everybody.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Maybe the worst FBS team of the millennium AND this at the same time. This is special
Hearing reports of Go Pats
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hearing reports of Go Pats
Love to remember some guys by observing people’s jerseys at a football game
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Love to remember some guys by observing people’s jerseys at a football game
Meet me on the Cincinnati riverfront if you want an asskicking or a high five and a “Go Pats”
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Meet me on the Cincinnati riverfront if you want an asskicking or a high five and a “Go Pats”
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Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.
UMass lost to Doug fuckin’ Gottlieb?! Fire everybody.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
UMass lost to Doug fuckin’ Gottlieb?! Fire everybody.
Can check
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can check
Ohio State’s season starts now
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ohio State’s season starts now
The Four Seasons in Mexico
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Four Seasons in Mexico
Apparently here I need to verify my age to use Bluesky? Fuck no, I ain’t doing that
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Apparently here I need to verify my age to use Bluesky? Fuck no, I ain’t doing that
Love flying on a tiny plane. I’m gonna be off this thing so fast!
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Love flying on a tiny plane. I’m gonna be off this thing so fast!
Layover in Detroit this morning so I had to make sure I dressed appropriately
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Layover in Detroit this morning so I had to make sure I dressed appropriately
Got to catch the end of TNF while waiting to departs. Shame about those Bills, eh
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Got to catch the end of TNF while waiting to departs. Shame about those Bills, eh
Of course the guy on the parking shuttle in the Grunt Style American flag sweatshirt is flying Avelo. Probably made a point to do so
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Of course the guy on the parking shuttle in the Grunt Style American flag sweatshirt is flying Avelo. Probably made a point to do so
Parked my car at 4:28 and got through security and to my gate with two minutes to spare before boarding. Feel like I’m still too early
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Parked my car at 4:28 and got through security and to my gate with two minutes to spare before boarding. Feel like I’m still too early
NFL commercials are generally cringey and bad, but the Bills babies/tables one is pretty cute
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
NFL commercials are generally cringey and bad, but the Bills babies/tables one is pretty cute
Is this a scrack
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is this a scrack
Go Bucks.
OMG #2 NOTRE DAME GOT KNOCKED OUT BY A GOLDEN GOAL WITH 35 SECONDS LEFT IN DOUBLE OT
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Go Bucks.
Davis Mills isn’t very good
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Davis Mills isn’t very good