Chris
@ikari2449.bsky.social
He/him. I intend to do stuff, but apparently I am a master procrastinator. Also possibly a talking wombat.
Drop an iconic scene.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Drop an iconic scene.
Not sure how I’m supposed to feel after doing either one of these. Accomplished? Empathetic? I already know people who have to use these. And that’s if they even CAN. I have tried subtitling, and I’ve looked at a Brailler.
…how am I even supposed to START on the CCs?
…how am I even supposed to START on the CCs?
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Not sure how I’m supposed to feel after doing either one of these. Accomplished? Empathetic? I already know people who have to use these. And that’s if they even CAN. I have tried subtitling, and I’ve looked at a Brailler.
…how am I even supposed to START on the CCs?
…how am I even supposed to START on the CCs?
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.”
Name a movie quote that people almost always quote incorrectly.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.”
Post a witch 🧹
Or in my case an awful lot of them.
Or in my case an awful lot of them.
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Post a witch 🧹
Or in my case an awful lot of them.
Or in my case an awful lot of them.
Slightly diminish a band:
The Stones That Need A Jostle
The Stones That Need A Jostle
Slightly diminish a band:
Okay-ish Young Cannibals
Okay-ish Young Cannibals
Slightly diminish a band:
Foo Scufflers
Foo Scufflers
August 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
The Stones That Need A Jostle
The Stones That Need A Jostle
Movies you have seen six or more times, no Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek
April 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Movies you have seen six or more times, no Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
Australia has a different rating system and looser standards for what qualifies as restricted. By your definition, probably something like Terminator 2, which is rated M here.
Did you watch R rated movies before you were 17? If you did, do you remember what your first R rated movie was?
Mine was Starship Troopers. Not sure exactly how old I was but I couldn't have been older than 11 based on where we lived
Mine was Starship Troopers. Not sure exactly how old I was but I couldn't have been older than 11 based on where we lived
December 2, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Australia has a different rating system and looser standards for what qualifies as restricted. By your definition, probably something like Terminator 2, which is rated M here.
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
November 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek
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You're honor your not the fucking grammar police
August 9, 2024 at 11:05 PM
You're honor your not the fucking grammar police
I’m so middle aged I see actress Lauren Hewitt as X. No matter that she was in FOUR TV shows that I watched AND a classic Australian movie (as the lead’s little sister), she’ll always be X from “Halfway Across The Galaxy And Turn Left”.
How middle aged are you?
I know the lyrics to every Disney Afternoon theme song starting with Gummi Bears and not only do I know what the Wuzzles are…
I know what the Fluppy Dogs are.
I know the lyrics to every Disney Afternoon theme song starting with Gummi Bears and not only do I know what the Wuzzles are…
I know what the Fluppy Dogs are.
November 11, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I’m so middle aged I see actress Lauren Hewitt as X. No matter that she was in FOUR TV shows that I watched AND a classic Australian movie (as the lead’s little sister), she’ll always be X from “Halfway Across The Galaxy And Turn Left”.
I’m so middle-aged that all the cool shows were either on at 4PM weekdays or 6-7 mornings a week.
November 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I’m so middle-aged that all the cool shows were either on at 4PM weekdays or 6-7 mornings a week.
Reposted by Chris
Ok, I joined at possibly a bad time and I don’t really have any banger tweets so here is that one mid joke I came up with several years ago:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
No he’s not. He’s on first.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
No he’s not. He’s on first.
November 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Ok, I joined at possibly a bad time and I don’t really have any banger tweets so here is that one mid joke I came up with several years ago:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
No he’s not. He’s on first.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
No he’s not. He’s on first.