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ikoe!

@ikaruga.gay

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I will not die until I achieve something. │ 22, ばか, she/they puppygirl │ i rt and hornpost a lot 🔞 │ 'lrs' means 'last reskeet'

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 6d

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 6h

gn gang. hope i don't get impregnated in my sleep tonite aha

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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 14h

very happy that this one is good enough for the artist to advertise their comms with it cause I love it so much

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 7h

this is either about university of north carolina or me playing with my niece & nephew at thanksgiving

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Sep 1

What if UNC rolls out and they straight up don’t know how to play football

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Daydream Believer @charmaycry.bsky.social · 7h

You mean a marriage?!

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 7h

[painfully deep inhale] i'm just glad we got to see big dumper hitting a career high, at least,

ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 7h

aha. ahaha. fuck. we're going to game 5 huh. shit. god. fucking hell

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 8h

谢谢

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dirté @dirte.net · May 9

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 8h

THAT AIN'T NOTHIN' COMPARED TO WHAT I LOST TO THE BOOKIE

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nikki morgen / ducknuk @duknuk.bsky.social · 12h

Wild West

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 9h

yep! that's it. that's the post. you have to imagine the crowd bursting into applause and me walking off the stage right after

ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 9h

[walking up on stage] [clearing throat] [adjusting mic stand] [tapping mic] [leaning away to drink some water] [coming up to mic again] snuffbait girls, am i right?

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · 1d

hades gals 💀🌸

fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?)
her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

fanart of Nemesis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (red jeans, black crop top with the Hades sigil as a pattern on it), moon shaped necklace, tattoos on her left arm and pecs, as she's about to tie her hair using a green hairband, her eyes closed
(green light on her right side cause she's standing next to Melinoe's glowing arm, off camera)

fanart of Eris, from Hades 2, she's sitting, right leg with her knee bent, in front of her
right hand on her right foot, left hand on her face, framing her left eye between two fingers
she's wearing big sneakers, micro shorts, some sort of sweater with stripes showing her shoulders
she has apple tree branch tattoos on her thigh and left shoulder

fanart of Medea from Hades 2, but wearing modern clothes (tiny leather shorts with double belt, red/purple leather crop top), a nose ring, necklaces, also big tattoo covering the entire left arm (a snake, a moon crescent, flowers and leaves)
She's sitting, resting on her left hand, her right hand next to her face, conjuring some plague magic that bathes her in green light

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10h

Chimps Aggro is the name they'd make up for a buff guy in a shitty movie on an episode of MST3K

Ceroba Ketsukane (Secretly IllusionFoxx) @illusionfoxx.bsky.social · 10h

If it makes you feel any better, they hate the Chimps too, but you're either playing Chimps aggro, Spider man control, or you're losing with SpongeBob

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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 11h

The image is a six panel black and white comic

Panel 1- A small child is being told "You'll want kids when you're older!" The child responds with "I don't think so..."

Panel 2- The same child, now a teenager, is being told, "You'll change your mind when you're older." To which the teen responds, "I doubt that"

Panel 3- Now an adult, someone off screen asks them, "Aren't you thinking of having kids?" To which they respond, "Nope"

Panel 4- The same person, an older adult now, is being told, "better have kids soon, or it'll be too late!" to which they respond, "That's fine"

Panel 5- Now elderly, they are once again asked "Don't you feel like you missed out?" to which they say, "Still nope."

Panel 6- They are now in their death bed, clearly close to death. The nurse says, "Shame you didn't have kids, don't you regret it?" To which the person says "You know what just kill me already"

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kimmi #PEEPAPARADE @playcavestory.bsky.social · 9d

Twenty three

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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · Apr 29

evergreen

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Mel the big dumb smelly idiot.com @melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 11h

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naveryw.bsky.social @naveryw.bsky.social · Jun 8

This joke from Lil'Pesto's "YTP: Robotnik's Extreme FootLoose Ban" made me choke laughing. I'm so happy people are still making AoStH centered YTPs (and that a lot of the old ones are still on line.) I hope people are still pooping Robotnik fifty or even a hundred years from now!

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 11h

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Bomber57 @bomber57.bsky.social · 12h

Happy International Lesbian Day

Bomber57 @bomber57.bsky.social · 17d

let's go lesbians

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John R'lyeh, where dead Cthulhu waits dreaming @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 16d

*taps sign*

A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

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olivka Rho, High Lord of the Abyssal Darkness @ashywashyy.bsky.social · 13h

⚠️ Your [Sucking An Older Woman’s Cock Meter] is running low! Be sure to suck an older woman’s cock to avoid death.

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ikoe! @ikaruga.gay · 11h

the nature of 3MP's store is as such that it *will* eventually happen but auuurgh, shit Takes

doesn't help that i'm sticking semi-actively to Bronze but like man i really should just bump up to Silver atp

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🏳️‍⚧️imma joke(-yo joshi pro) @tesstevy.bsky.social · 1d

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