Beth
@illuminatewithart.bsky.social
Artist, reader, former corporate stooge.
I recently discovered fairy lights. I am obsessed.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I recently discovered fairy lights. I am obsessed.
After phishing for my email for a few days, the RNC thought they'd take a crack at scaring me. Too late. Already signed all 5 petitions. Reported and blocked.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
After phishing for my email for a few days, the RNC thought they'd take a crack at scaring me. Too late. Already signed all 5 petitions. Reported and blocked.
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I cannot get this out of my head. Is there a little switch on his back they turn off to save his dwindling battery?
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I cannot get this out of my head. Is there a little switch on his back they turn off to save his dwindling battery?
I cannot get this out of my head. Is there a little switch on his back they turn off to save his dwindling battery?
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I cannot get this out of my head. Is there a little switch on his back they turn off to save his dwindling battery?
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When he said he felt badly "for the family," for a split second I thought he meant the Giuffre family. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
When he said he felt badly "for the family," for a split second I thought he meant the Giuffre family. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
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This 16 year old reprobate slipped his tether and bit the mailman last week. Court date later in the month. As you can see, he is unperturbed. (Note: he's vaccinated, the mailman was chill, and it's his first offense.)
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This 16 year old reprobate slipped his tether and bit the mailman last week. Court date later in the month. As you can see, he is unperturbed. (Note: he's vaccinated, the mailman was chill, and it's his first offense.)
When he said he felt badly "for the family," for a split second I thought he meant the Giuffre family. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
When he said he felt badly "for the family," for a split second I thought he meant the Giuffre family. #releasetheEpsteinfiles
This 16 year old reprobate slipped his tether and bit the mailman last week. Court date later in the month. As you can see, he is unperturbed. (Note: he's vaccinated, the mailman was chill, and it's his first offense.)
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This 16 year old reprobate slipped his tether and bit the mailman last week. Court date later in the month. As you can see, he is unperturbed. (Note: he's vaccinated, the mailman was chill, and it's his first offense.)
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@jojofromjerz.bsky.social
delivered a scathing hot #CupOfJoe to KKKaroline Leavitt, but it feels like she served it on all our behalfs.
A Barbie built in a lab of lies. 😆 #FKL
delivered a scathing hot #CupOfJoe to KKKaroline Leavitt, but it feels like she served it on all our behalfs.
A Barbie built in a lab of lies. 😆 #FKL
October 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social
delivered a scathing hot #CupOfJoe to KKKaroline Leavitt, but it feels like she served it on all our behalfs.
A Barbie built in a lab of lies. 😆 #FKL
delivered a scathing hot #CupOfJoe to KKKaroline Leavitt, but it feels like she served it on all our behalfs.
A Barbie built in a lab of lies. 😆 #FKL
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Repost to show him some love!
October 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Repost to show him some love!
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This reprobate bit the mailman today. Fifteen, and he still wants to f*** up a man in a uniform.
October 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This reprobate bit the mailman today. Fifteen, and he still wants to f*** up a man in a uniform.
This reprobate bit the mailman today. Fifteen, and he still wants to f*** up a man in a uniform.
October 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This reprobate bit the mailman today. Fifteen, and he still wants to f*** up a man in a uniform.
Is this "we will pay the troops" deal a ploy to soften them up for what's coming next?
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is this "we will pay the troops" deal a ploy to soften them up for what's coming next?
October 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Is this "we will pay the troops" deal a ploy to soften them up for what's coming next?
Everything sucks, I have an ear infection, and I am exhausted. I'm going offline for a day.
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Everything sucks, I have an ear infection, and I am exhausted. I'm going offline for a day.
Eleanor would like to know why we can't have one morning without swearing over the news.
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Eleanor would like to know why we can't have one morning without swearing over the news.
Melania: I couldn't hear a word you said. Selective deafness. Look it up.
#escalator #shedidntwanttohearyou
#escalator #shedidntwanttohearyou
Trump demands an “immediate investigation” into the UN escalator that stopped when he stepped on it, saying those responsible “should be arrested.”
Reports say it was triggered by one of his own videographers accidentally triggering the safety mechanism.
Reports say it was triggered by one of his own videographers accidentally triggering the safety mechanism.
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Melania: I couldn't hear a word you said. Selective deafness. Look it up.
#escalator #shedidntwanttohearyou
#escalator #shedidntwanttohearyou
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
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I am begging political editors at legacy outlets to wait for confirmation before publishing misinformation that contributes to targeting vulnerable people. You don't need to be first on this. I promise you there are things more important than being first. Like your integrity.
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am begging political editors at legacy outlets to wait for confirmation before publishing misinformation that contributes to targeting vulnerable people. You don't need to be first on this. I promise you there are things more important than being first. Like your integrity.
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I want to see all the Democrats in Congress marching at the head of daily protests. It's not like you are able to do anything on the Hill. Get out there and make trouble. Stand up. Get arrested if necessary. All of you! Stop being so f***ing reasonable!
September 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I want to see all the Democrats in Congress marching at the head of daily protests. It's not like you are able to do anything on the Hill. Get out there and make trouble. Stand up. Get arrested if necessary. All of you! Stop being so f***ing reasonable!
I want to see all the Democrats in Congress marching at the head of daily protests. It's not like you are able to do anything on the Hill. Get out there and make trouble. Stand up. Get arrested if necessary. All of you! Stop being so f***ing reasonable!
September 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I want to see all the Democrats in Congress marching at the head of daily protests. It's not like you are able to do anything on the Hill. Get out there and make trouble. Stand up. Get arrested if necessary. All of you! Stop being so f***ing reasonable!
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Maryville, MO today! 200+ in bright red NW Missouri.
June 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Maryville, MO today! 200+ in bright red NW Missouri.
Maryville, MO today! 200+ in bright red NW Missouri.
June 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Maryville, MO today! 200+ in bright red NW Missouri.
I met Jeff Bridges at a funeral.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I met Jeff Bridges at a funeral.