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Luca🎞️
@imjustluca.bsky.social
Weird Autistic Maltese-American, living in Malta
Ceterum censeo genAI esse delendam
Rarely proofread my skeets
He/Him
St Louis is blessed with two.

Malta is blessed with none, so I guess either the Missouri or Mississippi rivers.
January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Got the CES photo shoot back with @funranium.bsky.social @adamconover.net @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social @edwardongwesojr.com, so many more photos to come but had to share some
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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think of how many lives would be saved if ICE stormtroopers had just seen a helpful training image such as this one
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Supposedly the muntjac is having a huge hormone surge because his mate is in heat, which is why he's behaving aggressively.

To which I can only say: fellas, you ever get so horny you fight a rhino
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The Ancient Astronaut/Alien theorists saying Aliens must have built the megaliths of Malta are no different than the British saying it must have been the Phoenicians, because the locals could certainly not have done it themselves.
This is a fun read but it doesn’t really reckon with the fact that these theories are inherently racist, rooted in the idea that ancient non-western civilizations *couldn’t* make these structures. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/o...
Erich von Däniken, Who Claimed Aliens Visited Earth, Dies at 90
www.nytimes.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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The only LLM I approve of
a man in a suit with the word long on the bottom left
ALT: a man in a suit with the word long on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Just shocked my right arm with a shitty light switch, yay.
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
@billcorbett.bsky.social you living in London explains the ease by which you were able to summon prejudice against the Maltese.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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July 15, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Oranges sure are....juicy....this year.
December 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nice weekend
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This is what I am putting all the YouTube membership money towards
Remake the series Rome but everyone has Italian-American accents instead of British ones.
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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This comment has me imagining Augustus as an ancient Tony Soprano and honestly that might be a good lens of interpretation
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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"hey dude nice sweater"

"thanks its made from the finest gay wool"
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Nice spot for my lunch break
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM