@imm0rt41.bsky.social
I grow weed and wrench on shitbox cars. Moonlighting as a systems engineer by day.
When my dog sees those “edibles are deadly for dogs” warnings she’s like bitch please before she lights a joint.
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When my dog sees those “edibles are deadly for dogs” warnings she’s like bitch please before she lights a joint.
I was thinking the other day and the profit-driven policies of the silent generation and the early boomers is just the financial trauma of the Great Depression manifesting later on down the road. Therapists weren’t exactly a common thing at the time.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I was thinking the other day and the profit-driven policies of the silent generation and the early boomers is just the financial trauma of the Great Depression manifesting later on down the road. Therapists weren’t exactly a common thing at the time.
Lately I have been thinking that Reagan’s shining beacon may have just been scattered dumpster fires over the horizon.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Lately I have been thinking that Reagan’s shining beacon may have just been scattered dumpster fires over the horizon.
I’ve been saying this for two decades about leaving it off at HL2: Ep2. Pure evil no doubt about it
Valve making the end of Alyx be Like That then still not actually making Half Life 3 feels, I dunno, pure evil?
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’ve been saying this for two decades about leaving it off at HL2: Ep2. Pure evil no doubt about it
Man, I would not want to be the owner of the red Camaro that needed rescuing from a flooded wash this week. Dude’s fuck up in ignoring the barrier lead to a swift water rescue that is broadcast everywhere locally.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Man, I would not want to be the owner of the red Camaro that needed rescuing from a flooded wash this week. Dude’s fuck up in ignoring the barrier lead to a swift water rescue that is broadcast everywhere locally.
When you think about it, college degrees are like pay to win microtransactions in video games. They can open doors but if you’re too bad at the game to walk in they’re kind of a waste.
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When you think about it, college degrees are like pay to win microtransactions in video games. They can open doors but if you’re too bad at the game to walk in they’re kind of a waste.
So uhhh now that the house speaker refuses to swear in the democrat that Tucson elected, can we stop paying taxes now?
I, for one, am just waiting for when we collectively reiterate the whole No Taxation Without Representation thing and stop paying taxes.
September 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So uhhh now that the house speaker refuses to swear in the democrat that Tucson elected, can we stop paying taxes now?
If anyone out there thinks they are being raptured tomorrow I have a one time offer to keep your bank account info safe can totally trust me
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If anyone out there thinks they are being raptured tomorrow I have a one time offer to keep your bank account info safe can totally trust me
I’ve done this 5+ times this week and I dare the city to come stop me 😃 buy that unhoused person a meal, clean up some trash, and most importantly, raise some hell Tucson. The catalyst for change is in us all.
Ugh, Arizona.
Tempe just reversed their decision (at least temporarily) to do this because of public outcry
Come on Tucson do your thing!!
Get loud!
Protests erupt at Armory Park over the city requesting permits for mutual aid share.google/oGyTlkSkV6Ft...
Tempe just reversed their decision (at least temporarily) to do this because of public outcry
Come on Tucson do your thing!!
Get loud!
Protests erupt at Armory Park over the city requesting permits for mutual aid share.google/oGyTlkSkV6Ft...
Protests erupt at Armory Park over the city requesting permits for mutual aid
Every week for the past four years or so, Community Care Tucson says they have provided aid at the park—but that could stop soon, with the City of Tucson now asking them to acquire permits to operate.
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September 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’ve done this 5+ times this week and I dare the city to come stop me 😃 buy that unhoused person a meal, clean up some trash, and most importantly, raise some hell Tucson. The catalyst for change is in us all.
The colors!
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The colors!
Someone asked me what the good old days were for me, and I immediately answered Marlboro racing sponsorships. Hiding the cigs from the kids didn’t work anyway.
September 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Someone asked me what the good old days were for me, and I immediately answered Marlboro racing sponsorships. Hiding the cigs from the kids didn’t work anyway.
September 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I can’t wait for Tucson to lose the extreme heat warning in November.
August 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can’t wait for Tucson to lose the extreme heat warning in November.
I, for one, am just waiting for when we collectively reiterate the whole No Taxation Without Representation thing and stop paying taxes.
August 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I, for one, am just waiting for when we collectively reiterate the whole No Taxation Without Representation thing and stop paying taxes.
I miss being friends with Canada.
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I miss being friends with Canada.
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Look imma be straight up with you, I think we are past Taylor Swift being able to step in here.
July 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Look imma be straight up with you, I think we are past Taylor Swift being able to step in here.
Looking back, the first 10 years or so of dating was one giant holyfknairball, but it worked out so awesome in the end
June 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Looking back, the first 10 years or so of dating was one giant holyfknairball, but it worked out so awesome in the end
Back in HS Laura Loomer was treated exactly how you would expect someone to be treating others if they were bullied. Problem is, she was kind of the bully before she went for the cheap cosmetic surgery lol
June 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Back in HS Laura Loomer was treated exactly how you would expect someone to be treating others if they were bullied. Problem is, she was kind of the bully before she went for the cheap cosmetic surgery lol
Next time I am in LA I think I am gonna rip a wicked burnout in front of the scientology place I’ll take the smog ticket it’s worth it.
May 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Next time I am in LA I think I am gonna rip a wicked burnout in front of the scientology place I’ll take the smog ticket it’s worth it.
Ouid (Mac1 cap’s cut)
May 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ouid (Mac1 cap’s cut)
Setting a semi-proper home network has made me understand why a lot of network ops people drink.
April 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Setting a semi-proper home network has made me understand why a lot of network ops people drink.
I’m not boycotting Tesla for politics, I’m boycotting Tesla because their cars are made like shit and for politics.
March 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m not boycotting Tesla for politics, I’m boycotting Tesla because their cars are made like shit and for politics.
@ceoofvalve.bsky.social my birthday is coming up soon, if I am really really good can you write confirmed somewhere for the greatest birthday gift ever?
a computer monitor with a hammer in front of it and the number 100 on the bottom
ALT: a computer monitor with a hammer in front of it and the number 100 on the bottom
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February 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@ceoofvalve.bsky.social my birthday is coming up soon, if I am really really good can you write confirmed somewhere for the greatest birthday gift ever?
Pro-tip: advertising your weed for sale to a literal weed farmer is pretty pointless.
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Pro-tip: advertising your weed for sale to a literal weed farmer is pretty pointless.
Anyone else count down the afternoon to go get violently stoned after work?
November 26, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Anyone else count down the afternoon to go get violently stoned after work?