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thefatwizard.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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ryanhatesthis.bsky.social
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
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ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. According to The Atlantic, they receive 47 days of training — in honor of Trump, the 47th president, naturally. Many of them, also, can barely read or write, apparently. The ones I spent the weekend following around didn’t even have proper uniforms, with some wearing sneakers. In Minnesota. In January. These dipshits are also wearing camo in the snow. They clearly do not have any training when it comes to their own weapons either. Multiple times over the last few days, I watched officers fire pepper spray balls at the feet of protestors barely a few inches away from them. These weapons are basically paintball guns full of concentrated pepper spray. So when they hit a target, they explode into the air. Which meant ICE agents regularly ended up poisoning themselves with their own weapons. I also watched two agents ask each other if a canister they were about to fire at the crowd was tear gas or a stun grenade. (It ended up being a stun grenade that then ignited the tear gas they had already shot at us, which started a fire in the street that a protestor had to help them put out.)
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Tired: massage pillow
Wired: screaming pillow
January 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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gregthesorcerer.bsky.social
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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dosnostalgic.bsky.social
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December 10, 2024 at 4:43 AM
The most important thing to note about me is that I have been vetted for maximum security clearance and am honestly overqualified. Due to my impeccable training and the high esteem of my peers, I should be hired and paid the maximum possible salary.
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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fragboner.bsky.social
Does shampoo imply the existence of shampiss?
More at 11
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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michaelgkagan.bsky.social
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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lookitup.baby
HEBER CITY, Utah - An artificial intelligence that writes police reports had some explaining to do earlier this month after it claimed a Heber City officer had shape-shifted into a frog. However, the truth behind that so-called magical transformation is simple. "The body cam software and the Al report writing software picked up on the movie that was playing in the background, which happened to be 'The Princess and the Frog,” Sgt. Keel told FOX 13 News. "That's when we learned the importance of correcting these AI-generated reports.'
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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sorenspicknall.bsky.social
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Every time I try to type mpg it autocorrects to mpreg
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I remember one time somebody told me they didn’t know what chaff was and I thought holy shit, you’re clearly not a dude
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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as has become tradition, we now present Video Game Titles Changed To Be Weed Jokes
April 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you are a person who sometimes has social difficulty, it’s important to understand that when people say something nice about you it’s usually a polite lie. Only the bad things are real.
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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cavegift.bsky.social
wishing you each a very egg today 🥚 <3’
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m gonna post this latke man song until you people fucking like it

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Latke Man
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December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Don’t do the jingle bell crime
If you can’t do the jingle bell time
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me looking at the void: Hell yeah this rules
The void looking back: what the fuck
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Every time I see an electrical outlet plate with four plugs I say

*Gang gang*
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How many young men are radicalized towards Roman history content or Bronze Age stuff because they feel they need to justify eating 4-5 slices of bread?
Normalize bread.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
@jonkimball.bsky.social
You guys got sent this 1,000,000 times, right?
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · Nov 19
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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usedpizza.bsky.social
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Demonschool tonite 👀

Demonschool tonight, king? 👀

Demonschool tonite 👀
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM