sarah gardner
@indiesarah.bsky.social
mom friend. professional nerd. she/her.
indianapolis, in, usa.
indianapolis, in, usa.
I really hope Jordan saw the BE LOVE helmets and giggled a little. 💚💛
January 15, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I really hope Jordan saw the BE LOVE helmets and giggled a little. 💚💛
My incredible kiddo turns 13 today. Happy birthday to the coolest and best! 🎈❤️
January 9, 2024 at 11:38 AM
My incredible kiddo turns 13 today. Happy birthday to the coolest and best! 🎈❤️
A Decorating The House For Christmas #BertAlert
November 27, 2023 at 12:23 AM
A Decorating The House For Christmas #BertAlert
Spending time with two of my favorite Gregs this weekend!
Greg of Over the Garden Wall
Greg of Taskmaster
🧡
Greg of Over the Garden Wall
Greg of Taskmaster
🧡
October 28, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Spending time with two of my favorite Gregs this weekend!
Greg of Over the Garden Wall
Greg of Taskmaster
🧡
Greg of Over the Garden Wall
Greg of Taskmaster
🧡
My family says I remind them of a character from The Lego Movie.
I don't think it helps how often I say "Hey, buddy!" to the dog.
I don't think it helps how often I say "Hey, buddy!" to the dog.
October 26, 2023 at 6:27 PM
My family says I remind them of a character from The Lego Movie.
I don't think it helps how often I say "Hey, buddy!" to the dog.
I don't think it helps how often I say "Hey, buddy!" to the dog.
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It is the 12th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
October 14, 2023 at 2:05 PM
It is the 12th anniversary of the Sudden Departure. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
It's one of the most important pop cultural days to me:
DEPARTURE DAY.
If you haven't read or seen The Leftovers, it is my favorite. 💙
DEPARTURE DAY.
If you haven't read or seen The Leftovers, it is my favorite. 💙
October 14, 2023 at 12:55 PM
It's one of the most important pop cultural days to me:
DEPARTURE DAY.
If you haven't read or seen The Leftovers, it is my favorite. 💙
DEPARTURE DAY.
If you haven't read or seen The Leftovers, it is my favorite. 💙
Annual Tweet (Still a Tweet):
10/4, good buddies!
10/4, good buddies!
October 4, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Annual Tweet (Still a Tweet):
10/4, good buddies!
10/4, good buddies!
I've had this on my refrigerator for years, and sometimes it really helps to read it.
August 25, 2023 at 12:57 PM
I've had this on my refrigerator for years, and sometimes it really helps to read it.
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I have a plastic tub of caramel popcorn that gave me a nasty cut when I opened it.
Tim was making a ton of racket in the kitchen soon after, so I asked him what he was doing...
He was sanding down the container. He's a sweet one, everybody! 🧡
Tim was making a ton of racket in the kitchen soon after, so I asked him what he was doing...
He was sanding down the container. He's a sweet one, everybody! 🧡
August 10, 2023 at 2:53 PM
I have a plastic tub of caramel popcorn that gave me a nasty cut when I opened it.
Tim was making a ton of racket in the kitchen soon after, so I asked him what he was doing...
He was sanding down the container. He's a sweet one, everybody! 🧡
Tim was making a ton of racket in the kitchen soon after, so I asked him what he was doing...
He was sanding down the container. He's a sweet one, everybody! 🧡
Well, that's good.
August 3, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Well, that's good.
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Honestly, I won't be satisfied until/unless Donald Trump is actually in prison for what he tried to do to this country. We need to hold him accountable, for our future's sake.
But thank goodness we're getting closer.
But thank goodness we're getting closer.
August 1, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Honestly, I won't be satisfied until/unless Donald Trump is actually in prison for what he tried to do to this country. We need to hold him accountable, for our future's sake.
But thank goodness we're getting closer.
But thank goodness we're getting closer.
Grief, no question. My favorite show is The Leftovers. Not much more to say.
Tag yourself!
I'm "Executed, and prest to death"
I'm "Executed, and prest to death"
July 30, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Grief, no question. My favorite show is The Leftovers. Not much more to say.
Every time I get excited for the race, the dog wakes up. Sorry, Bertie. #F1 #BertAlert
July 30, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Every time I get excited for the race, the dog wakes up. Sorry, Bertie. #F1 #BertAlert
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I'm telling you, "tweet" is now generic. We can take it and run free. This is a tweet. I am tweeting.
That feeling when you have to destroy everything out of spite because $44 billion still didn’t make you likable
July 30, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I'm telling you, "tweet" is now generic. We can take it and run free. This is a tweet. I am tweeting.
12yo went to the second day of school dressed in my old Beach Boys shirt, and I am far too happy about it.
July 27, 2023 at 12:47 PM
12yo went to the second day of school dressed in my old Beach Boys shirt, and I am far too happy about it.
First day of middle school tomorrow.
Kiddo is nervous/excited, and mom is three seconds away from crying at any given time.
Kiddo is nervous/excited, and mom is three seconds away from crying at any given time.
July 25, 2023 at 9:33 PM
First day of middle school tomorrow.
Kiddo is nervous/excited, and mom is three seconds away from crying at any given time.
Kiddo is nervous/excited, and mom is three seconds away from crying at any given time.
Y'know how you see your kid(s) do a thing and ya think, "Oh, they got that from me..."?
My 12yo is currently writing a to-do list of everything to complete before the first day of school tomorrow.
One of the items is "eat ice cream", so we're OK.
My 12yo is currently writing a to-do list of everything to complete before the first day of school tomorrow.
One of the items is "eat ice cream", so we're OK.
July 25, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Y'know how you see your kid(s) do a thing and ya think, "Oh, they got that from me..."?
My 12yo is currently writing a to-do list of everything to complete before the first day of school tomorrow.
One of the items is "eat ice cream", so we're OK.
My 12yo is currently writing a to-do list of everything to complete before the first day of school tomorrow.
One of the items is "eat ice cream", so we're OK.
I Barbied.
Which is to say, I cried at the Barbie movie. 🩷
Which is to say, I cried at the Barbie movie. 🩷
July 24, 2023 at 11:10 PM
I Barbied.
Which is to say, I cried at the Barbie movie. 🩷
Which is to say, I cried at the Barbie movie. 🩷
I mean... Exactly.
July 24, 2023 at 12:15 PM
I mean... Exactly.
The movies I've picked out for myself have been really good lately. And Monday, Barbie! 🩷
July 21, 2023 at 1:35 PM
The movies I've picked out for myself have been really good lately. And Monday, Barbie! 🩷