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InnsmouthBear
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Commissioner of the #SoloCrisisLeague #SoloChampionsLeague and #ArkhamInvestigatorsLeague
2025 had a lot of fun game nights. Played the full Rebirth Campaign + One-Shots with my wife, Started an Arcs campaign but unfortunately never got to finish it, and played my first five player game of Vast. A lot of good ones this year. #BGStats
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
My pro-tip for starting 2026 off right:

Instead of deleting an e-mail without opening it, open it and unsubscribe. Then, in a month when you're still getting the same e-mails, simply throw that e-mail address to the wolves and start a new one. Your old one is haunted. It can't be saved.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's "beginning" to look a lot like Christmas?

It's December 28th. Get with the times, grocery store.
December 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wearing my "Best Dad Ever" shirt on playdates to assert dominance over the other dads.
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I do miss the days when the runtime of a movie was the number of minutes it would take me to watch it and not a vague abstraction of how many days it would take me to finish it in the small gaps of availability I stumble upon.
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Les Edwards' 2016 Christmas card
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
People who use unattended coat racks in public spaces:

What's it like to feel that level of trust and freedom?
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I have a playlist of music for my son. Every week we listen to a new album to add to it. We're up to G so we're listening to the Gorillaz. I'm 100% certain my son thinks actual gorillas are wandering the jungles of Africa singing "Windmill, windmill, for the land. Turn forever, hand in hand..."
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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They want us mad at the Grinch so we don't ask who would actually have the resources to steal Christmas
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A toddler able to open doors is no different than your average haunting. The door shaking in its frame. The handle jiggle. Indecipherable moans. Apprehension of what awaits you. Just your average haunting.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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This goes so incredibly hard.
Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Do you think anyone is going to make chicken nuggets shaped like us after we all die?
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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The Spider-Foes Roster Pack is here! Packed with Movement Tools, Crisis Cards, and 10 of Spider-Man’s most infamous villains, this set has everything you need to bring villainy to life on the tabletop. Grab your set today and set those sinister traps! https://ow.ly/nmoG50XBYN2
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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New heroes join the fray as Vision and She-Hulk pick sides. Synthezoid Smackdown is the latest Scenario Pack for Marvel Champions: The Card Game. This modular scenario contains eight new modular encounter sets.
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's actually only bologna if it comes from the Bologna region of Italy. Otherwise, it's just a reconstituted horror show.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Everybody poops" is said by my son just like any other kid. Afterwards he lists those who poop. "Daddy poops" is always first. I'm fine acknowledging that everyone poops and I am part of everyone. But I don't see why I have to be Pooper-Prime.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I will not be accepting complaints about snow this year. Shut up. It's magical, it comes every year, and we don't get nearly as much as we used to.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Porcupines are coniferous. Hedgehogs are deciduous.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
*Driving past a restaurant I've never personally eaten at but maybe other people like? I don't know.*

"I don't know how that place stays in business."
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's that magical time of year where my mom reminds me that "Relative X" would be 115 this year if they hadn't died, as if the the last 40 years would have been smooth sailing for them health wise if it wasn't for that heart attack.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fun conversation starter for Thanksgiving 2025:

"You have to admit, it's at least 'Fac-ish'"
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Reason to hate the Internet #632:

No matter what you're interested in, you can find a dedicated community for it, only to realize the most active members of said community simply want to complain about it all day, every day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM