Instant Grits
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Grits (n): a conveyance method for butter and pepper
Tomorrow they’ll be talking about his golf handicap vs other presidents. This is legit scary.
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tomorrow they’ll be talking about his golf handicap vs other presidents. This is legit scary.
I’m done with pink hats and signs, but I would join a Tesla dealership demonstration.
February 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m done with pink hats and signs, but I would join a Tesla dealership demonstration.
Let’s do the airplane thing! Do the airplane thing! People already avoid us for our unchecked gun violence, but this feels like a new level. Fuck. You. Don.
Please-- all Dems-- pick one heinous thing and hammer it home across all media this weekend-- build a backlash.
Airplane / flight safety?
Danger to our health?
Healthcare?
Private profit while in office?
Pick one thing, harp on it incessantly this weekend, and build a backlash.
Airplane / flight safety?
Danger to our health?
Healthcare?
Private profit while in office?
Pick one thing, harp on it incessantly this weekend, and build a backlash.
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Let’s do the airplane thing! Do the airplane thing! People already avoid us for our unchecked gun violence, but this feels like a new level. Fuck. You. Don.
No because his use of aroused was like wtf
If Valium isn't helping you sleep, have you tried listening to the soft sounds of Chuck Schumer expressing outrage on the Senate floor?
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
No because his use of aroused was like wtf
Anyone else hear a literal record scratch after that blender comment?
How can anyone in their right mind ignore this letter from Caroline Kennedy about her cousin, RFK Jr.?
January 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Anyone else hear a literal record scratch after that blender comment?
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My interview w Pulitzer winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes about her resignation from WaPo over killed sketch on tech titans, including Bezos
“They own a newspaper and they have an obligation, frankly, to protect the free press.”
www.npr.org/2025/01/04/n...
“They own a newspaper and they have an obligation, frankly, to protect the free press.”
www.npr.org/2025/01/04/n...
A Pulitzer winner quits 'Washington Post' after a cartoon on Bezos is killed
Washington Post cartoonist Ann Telnaes resigned after an editor rejected her sketch satirizing tech chiefs, including the Post's owner and Amazon founder Jeff Bezos.
www.npr.org
January 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My interview w Pulitzer winning cartoonist Ann Telnaes about her resignation from WaPo over killed sketch on tech titans, including Bezos
“They own a newspaper and they have an obligation, frankly, to protect the free press.”
www.npr.org/2025/01/04/n...
“They own a newspaper and they have an obligation, frankly, to protect the free press.”
www.npr.org/2025/01/04/n...
Problem is, now that he’s elected he does not give one single fuck about the redhats. He wants to golf, stay out of jail, and rake in as much cash as possible.
December 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Problem is, now that he’s elected he does not give one single fuck about the redhats. He wants to golf, stay out of jail, and rake in as much cash as possible.
Matt Gaetz puts date rape drugs in your grits
December 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Matt Gaetz puts date rape drugs in your grits
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I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
darn tootin
THESE PEDO RAPISTS PUT SUGAR IN HIS GRITS. I hope y’all even try to act surprised at the pearly gates.
THESE PEDO RAPISTS PUT SUGAR IN HIS GRITS. I hope y’all even try to act surprised at the pearly gates.
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
darn tootin
THESE PEDO RAPISTS PUT SUGAR IN HIS GRITS. I hope y’all even try to act surprised at the pearly gates.
THESE PEDO RAPISTS PUT SUGAR IN HIS GRITS. I hope y’all even try to act surprised at the pearly gates.
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
Trying to re-curate my personal faves on here, and missing Steak-umms.
December 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Trying to re-curate my personal faves on here, and missing Steak-umms.
And that is that on THAT
The Democratic party will continue to lose far, far into the future because their clueless 70+ members are never going to get out of the way until they pass away. They do not care about winning. They only care about insider trading and enriching themselves.
December 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
And that is that on THAT
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕
December 16, 2024 at 11:25 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕
OMFG
Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 AM
OMFG
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Nancy Mace puts sugar in his grits
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Nancy Mace puts sugar in his grits
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Donald’s hairline puts sugar in his grits
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Donald’s hairline puts sugar in his grits
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Joe n Mika put sugar in their grits #KnowYourWorth
November 21, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Joe n Mika put sugar in their grits #KnowYourWorth
Joe n Mika put sugar in their grits #KnowYourWorth
November 21, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Joe n Mika put sugar in their grits #KnowYourWorth
Junior puts sugar boogers in his grits
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Junior puts sugar boogers in his grits
Donald’s hairline puts sugar in his grits
November 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Donald’s hairline puts sugar in his grits
Nancy Mace puts sugar in his grits
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Nancy Mace puts sugar in his grits