Ghost of Bitches Past
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
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My old boss is piiiiiiiissssed 😂😂😂
February 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My old boss is piiiiiiiissssed 😂😂😂
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It’s not a coincidence—it’s a warning.
February 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s not a coincidence—it’s a warning.
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
I can’t stop thinking about that angler fish
February 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I can’t stop thinking about that angler fish
People at the gym be takin the stinkiest shits
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
People at the gym be takin the stinkiest shits
People at the gym be takin the stinkiest shits
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
People at the gym be takin the stinkiest shits
Ok hear me out… a Kendrick & Lin Manuel collab would be fire. It’d have to be the right project, but like…I can see them making magic together
February 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ok hear me out… a Kendrick & Lin Manuel collab would be fire. It’d have to be the right project, but like…I can see them making magic together
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This feels so relevant right now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This feels so relevant right now.
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We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.
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Now another one is coming to my door saying she’s the sheriff and for us to stop “knocking on her door” & calling the cops on her. Literally wtf?!
February 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Now another one is coming to my door saying she’s the sheriff and for us to stop “knocking on her door” & calling the cops on her. Literally wtf?!
Wife: “What does JD even stand for? Probably something stupid like James Dick”
February 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wife: “What does JD even stand for? Probably something stupid like James Dick”
I smell like campfire from last night’s jam sesh
February 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I smell like campfire from last night’s jam sesh
Could have been at work, instead I’m at a blokus tournament
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Could have been at work, instead I’m at a blokus tournament
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This is demented.
February 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is demented.
My wife just said “wine with blood! Now that’s a Bloody Mary!” 😂🤔
February 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My wife just said “wine with blood! Now that’s a Bloody Mary!” 😂🤔
Some guy just walked by us at the store & said “I farted. I hope you smell it and like it”
February 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Some guy just walked by us at the store & said “I farted. I hope you smell it and like it”
Now my creepy neighbors are coming up to our door. Great.
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Now my creepy neighbors are coming up to our door. Great.
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