Graham Reed 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)
@ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name" - some random trolling me
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name" - some random trolling me
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This is about right. I build up walls around myself and very rarely let them down. So If I haven't been in touch, its not you - its' me. And my crushing social anxiety.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is about right. I build up walls around myself and very rarely let them down. So If I haven't been in touch, its not you - its' me. And my crushing social anxiety.
Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
IT'S HOT PIPES MUM!
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
IT'S HOT PIPES MUM!
i mean, this statement reeks of entitlement
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i mean, this statement reeks of entitlement
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
IT'S HOT PIPES MUM!
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
IT'S HOT PIPES MUM!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
listening to THE RUTS - because the crack / grin and bear it are two of the best punk albums ever ever made.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
listening to THE RUTS - because the crack / grin and bear it are two of the best punk albums ever ever made.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
FUBSY!!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
FUBSY!!!!!!!
yep, i've seen this reported on reddit - and the post stating it was removed by a human mod.
he previously was diagnosed with leukemia whilst at university apparently
he previously was diagnosed with leukemia whilst at university apparently
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
yep, i've seen this reported on reddit - and the post stating it was removed by a human mod.
he previously was diagnosed with leukemia whilst at university apparently
he previously was diagnosed with leukemia whilst at university apparently
I heartily approve / and or endorse this invasion plan put forward by Bearwood parish council to turn Harborne into south bearwood, part of the Greater Bearwood Empire™.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I heartily approve / and or endorse this invasion plan put forward by Bearwood parish council to turn Harborne into south bearwood, part of the Greater Bearwood Empire™.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
we go live now to the YourParty conference as jeremy corbyn takes the stage :
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
we go live now to the YourParty conference as jeremy corbyn takes the stage :
I see YourParty has taken the attitude of "what if labour,but even MORE transphobia?"
its the CultOfCorbyn, but hijacked by transphobic zealots seeing it as a opportunity to mould policy.And using Corbyn as a figurehead to reject the right wing accusations.
its very life of brian
its the CultOfCorbyn, but hijacked by transphobic zealots seeing it as a opportunity to mould policy.And using Corbyn as a figurehead to reject the right wing accusations.
its very life of brian
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I see YourParty has taken the attitude of "what if labour,but even MORE transphobia?"
its the CultOfCorbyn, but hijacked by transphobic zealots seeing it as a opportunity to mould policy.And using Corbyn as a figurehead to reject the right wing accusations.
its very life of brian
its the CultOfCorbyn, but hijacked by transphobic zealots seeing it as a opportunity to mould policy.And using Corbyn as a figurehead to reject the right wing accusations.
its very life of brian
q: how can autists eat the same thing every day?
a:
a:
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
q: how can autists eat the same thing every day?
a:
a:
"TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO!"
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO! TECHNO!"
The bit just before you cropped it is definitely WILD indeed.
She sounds like a fantasist building her own legend to bolster her persecution complex as an underdog.
She sounds like a fantasist building her own legend to bolster her persecution complex as an underdog.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The bit just before you cropped it is definitely WILD indeed.
She sounds like a fantasist building her own legend to bolster her persecution complex as an underdog.
She sounds like a fantasist building her own legend to bolster her persecution complex as an underdog.
I'm aghast.
how could the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a Christmas movie?!?!
how could the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a Christmas movie?!?!
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm aghast.
how could the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a Christmas movie?!?!
how could the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a Christmas movie?!?!
I'm aghast.
Did the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a christmas movie?!?!
Did the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a christmas movie?!?!
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm aghast.
Did the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a christmas movie?!?!
Did the poppyshaggers forget that "First Blood" is actually a christmas movie?!?!
brechincity.com/bcfc/p/n/2518
Remember this?
In 2012,They tried to give it to Trump's his allegedly billion dollar golf course at Turnberry. Trump didn't want it
This 13 tonne carbuncle of Mel Gibson having stepped on a Lego now lives in the outdoor carpark of a non-league football club (Brechin)
Remember this?
In 2012,They tried to give it to Trump's his allegedly billion dollar golf course at Turnberry. Trump didn't want it
This 13 tonne carbuncle of Mel Gibson having stepped on a Lego now lives in the outdoor carpark of a non-league football club (Brechin)
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
brechincity.com/bcfc/p/n/2518
Remember this?
In 2012,They tried to give it to Trump's his allegedly billion dollar golf course at Turnberry. Trump didn't want it
This 13 tonne carbuncle of Mel Gibson having stepped on a Lego now lives in the outdoor carpark of a non-league football club (Brechin)
Remember this?
In 2012,They tried to give it to Trump's his allegedly billion dollar golf course at Turnberry. Trump didn't want it
This 13 tonne carbuncle of Mel Gibson having stepped on a Lego now lives in the outdoor carpark of a non-league football club (Brechin)
"London!?!"
"Why what is it?"
"Its a big city full of cunts, but that's not important right now".
"Why what is it?"
"Its a big city full of cunts, but that's not important right now".
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"London!?!"
"Why what is it?"
"Its a big city full of cunts, but that's not important right now".
"Why what is it?"
"Its a big city full of cunts, but that's not important right now".
What do you mean the christmas buckfast truck ISN'T A REAL THING?
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What do you mean the christmas buckfast truck ISN'T A REAL THING?
i mean, it does say "senior mouse catcher" on his name badge, so i guess he's been promoted?!?! WELL DONE GEORGE!
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i mean, it does say "senior mouse catcher" on his name badge, so i guess he's been promoted?!?! WELL DONE GEORGE!
and today i found out that George, the station cat at Stourbridge Junction, has his own staff ID card.
very important stuff for a senior mouse catcher to have, clearly!
very important stuff for a senior mouse catcher to have, clearly!
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
and today i found out that George, the station cat at Stourbridge Junction, has his own staff ID card.
very important stuff for a senior mouse catcher to have, clearly!
very important stuff for a senior mouse catcher to have, clearly!
he's the guy yelling "pedo" at you, then shouting at childrne in the street and assaulting them.
admitting it on twitter.
with video evidence.
and then claiming other people are a danger to children?
He's the one on video attacking them! what a weird man.
admitting it on twitter.
with video evidence.
and then claiming other people are a danger to children?
He's the one on video attacking them! what a weird man.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
he's the guy yelling "pedo" at you, then shouting at childrne in the street and assaulting them.
admitting it on twitter.
with video evidence.
and then claiming other people are a danger to children?
He's the one on video attacking them! what a weird man.
admitting it on twitter.
with video evidence.
and then claiming other people are a danger to children?
He's the one on video attacking them! what a weird man.