Ipsum Lorem 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name" - some random trolling me
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name" - some random trolling me
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1/ Who wins in a war where the US invades Greenland ?
A war where the US invades a European territory, thus triggering Article 5, thus putting NATO countries at war with another NATO country.
Who would benefit from that?
VLADIMIR VLADIMORVICH PUTIN.
and Xi Jinping.
A war where the US invades a European territory, thus triggering Article 5, thus putting NATO countries at war with another NATO country.
Who would benefit from that?
VLADIMIR VLADIMORVICH PUTIN.
and Xi Jinping.
One of my new years resolutions was quite simple ; Normalise telling your friends you love them, you care about them, & that you miss them. There's too much stigma & a lack of acknowledgement for the love we have for our friends,especially in male culture
Except you lot. You're all ████s!
night x
Except you lot. You're all ████s!
night x
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
One of my new years resolutions was quite simple ; Normalise telling your friends you love them, you care about them, & that you miss them. There's too much stigma & a lack of acknowledgement for the love we have for our friends,especially in male culture
Except you lot. You're all ████s!
night x
Except you lot. You're all ████s!
night x
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
non-transferable but she did what she did to avoid trump kidnapping her i guess?
non-transferable but she did what she did to avoid trump kidnapping her i guess?
Machado presented Trump with her Nobel award at White House meeting
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado said she
www.bbc.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
non-transferable but she did what she did to avoid trump kidnapping her i guess?
non-transferable but she did what she did to avoid trump kidnapping her i guess?
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This joke just is SHINING through all the other ones on this webshite. KTHXBAI
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
This joke just is SHINING through all the other ones on this webshite. KTHXBAI
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One of the reasons I kind of scoff at the individualistic minded "Use paper straws and wash your arse at low heat" styles of climate change activism is because it's a bandage on a bleeding stump that is our governments doing this shit
It's only good for your own mentality
It's only good for your own mentality
🚨🇮🇪 A single Dublin data centre found to consume as much power as 200000 homes.
Uncovered by @lnbdublin.bsky.social
Reported by Jack Horgan Jones @irishtimes.com
Uncovered by @lnbdublin.bsky.social
Reported by Jack Horgan Jones @irishtimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
One of the reasons I kind of scoff at the individualistic minded "Use paper straws and wash your arse at low heat" styles of climate change activism is because it's a bandage on a bleeding stump that is our governments doing this shit
It's only good for your own mentality
It's only good for your own mentality
Avatar 1: $2.93billlion (10.75 x Budget)
Avatar 2 : the Second One $2.334 billion (5.07 x budget)
Avatar 3 : the Next One $1.24 billion (3.1 x budget)
In whatever world does a film that makes $1.24billion be deemed a failure? its a huge drop off either way.
Stop making these films, Jim.
Avatar 2 : the Second One $2.334 billion (5.07 x budget)
Avatar 3 : the Next One $1.24 billion (3.1 x budget)
In whatever world does a film that makes $1.24billion be deemed a failure? its a huge drop off either way.
Stop making these films, Jim.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Avatar 1: $2.93billlion (10.75 x Budget)
Avatar 2 : the Second One $2.334 billion (5.07 x budget)
Avatar 3 : the Next One $1.24 billion (3.1 x budget)
In whatever world does a film that makes $1.24billion be deemed a failure? its a huge drop off either way.
Stop making these films, Jim.
Avatar 2 : the Second One $2.334 billion (5.07 x budget)
Avatar 3 : the Next One $1.24 billion (3.1 x budget)
In whatever world does a film that makes $1.24billion be deemed a failure? its a huge drop off either way.
Stop making these films, Jim.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgtV...
Harpies UK doing "So low" (from 2001). love this track. SO heavy. they were absolutely savagely tight live too.
Harpies UK doing "So low" (from 2001). love this track. SO heavy. they were absolutely savagely tight live too.
Harpies - So Low [Collective Volition - Demo]
YouTube video by Harpies UK
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January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgtV...
Harpies UK doing "So low" (from 2001). love this track. SO heavy. they were absolutely savagely tight live too.
Harpies UK doing "So low" (from 2001). love this track. SO heavy. they were absolutely savagely tight live too.
One you lock the target
Two You bait The Line
Three you slowly spread the net
Four THE BELGIAN WHISTLES!
Two You bait The Line
Three you slowly spread the net
Four THE BELGIAN WHISTLES!
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
One you lock the target
Two You bait The Line
Three you slowly spread the net
Four THE BELGIAN WHISTLES!
Two You bait The Line
Three you slowly spread the net
Four THE BELGIAN WHISTLES!
"No AI assistant" = reasons to use it.
Not a reason to avoid it.
The sooner companies realise that nobody but the companies want AI slop in your software, the better.
Not a reason to avoid it.
The sooner companies realise that nobody but the companies want AI slop in your software, the better.
According to Tech Radar, a reason to avoid using Vivaldi as your web browser is "No AI-powered assistant". Yup - and we're proud of it! If you don't want slop while you shop, or scurf while you surf, give the European browser a try.
vivaldi.com/blog/a-i-bro...
vivaldi.com/blog/a-i-bro...
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"No AI assistant" = reasons to use it.
Not a reason to avoid it.
The sooner companies realise that nobody but the companies want AI slop in your software, the better.
Not a reason to avoid it.
The sooner companies realise that nobody but the companies want AI slop in your software, the better.
"What's your most Keir Starmer coded opinion?"
Um, I like a few Wedding Present songs.
liking arming foreign powers with weapons for unjust genocide? not so much.
BUT THATS FINE
I DON'T CARE
anymore
Nobody's Twisting Your Arm...
Um, I like a few Wedding Present songs.
liking arming foreign powers with weapons for unjust genocide? not so much.
BUT THATS FINE
I DON'T CARE
anymore
Nobody's Twisting Your Arm...
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"What's your most Keir Starmer coded opinion?"
Um, I like a few Wedding Present songs.
liking arming foreign powers with weapons for unjust genocide? not so much.
BUT THATS FINE
I DON'T CARE
anymore
Nobody's Twisting Your Arm...
Um, I like a few Wedding Present songs.
liking arming foreign powers with weapons for unjust genocide? not so much.
BUT THATS FINE
I DON'T CARE
anymore
Nobody's Twisting Your Arm...
OOOOH ITS A SNEK
OOOOOH ITS A SNEK
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
OOOOOH ITS A SNEK
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
OOOOH ITS A SNEK
OOOOOH ITS A SNEK
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
OOOOOH ITS A SNEK
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
BADGER
It seems apparently the best way to become a member of Reform now is to print out your resignation speech and leave it on the printer?
its cheaper than paying the £25 affiliation fee i guess
its cheaper than paying the £25 affiliation fee i guess
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
It seems apparently the best way to become a member of Reform now is to print out your resignation speech and leave it on the printer?
its cheaper than paying the £25 affiliation fee i guess
its cheaper than paying the £25 affiliation fee i guess
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Who'd have thunk it. The guy who left his ministerial box on a train was fired because he left a copy of his resignation speech on a printer.
I've just remembered! This is the prick who left his ministerial box on a train.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Who'd have thunk it. The guy who left his ministerial box on a train was fired because he left a copy of his resignation speech on a printer.
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“The US government is now, like Russia and Saudi Arabia, a petrostate under Trump and Republican rule…
…It is therefore entirely unsurprising that NASA administrators are attempting to bury findings of its own agency that conflict with its climate denial agenda.”
…It is therefore entirely unsurprising that NASA administrators are attempting to bury findings of its own agency that conflict with its climate denial agenda.”
"NASA acknowledges record heat but avoids referencing climate change" via @afp.com: insiderpaper.com/nasa-acknowl...
NASA acknowledges record heat but avoids referencing climate change
Don't say the c-word. Global temperatures soared in 2025, but a NASA statement published Wednesday alongside its latest benchmark annual report makes no
insiderpaper.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 AM
“The US government is now, like Russia and Saudi Arabia, a petrostate under Trump and Republican rule…
…It is therefore entirely unsurprising that NASA administrators are attempting to bury findings of its own agency that conflict with its climate denial agenda.”
…It is therefore entirely unsurprising that NASA administrators are attempting to bury findings of its own agency that conflict with its climate denial agenda.”
I'm pretty sure the video evidenceproduced for REGINA v BROWN counts, but i cannot recommend it
65) I'm sure there is another film that has a nail being driven through a scrotum beside THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (and boy does Bill Pullman sell that), but I cannot think of it right now. Which goes to show how powerful an image and an idea can be.
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I'm pretty sure the video evidenceproduced for REGINA v BROWN counts, but i cannot recommend it
the moral sense of people who are oppressing them would have already kicked in. IF it existed.
"Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them" - Assata Shakur
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
the moral sense of people who are oppressing them would have already kicked in. IF it existed.
Is this going to realistically happen? Lets check with Don 'Sexy Beast' Logan shall we?
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Is this going to realistically happen? Lets check with Don 'Sexy Beast' Logan shall we?
Remember, to end 8 wars, first there have to be 8 wars to end! And if 8 wars don't exist, start them, right? RIGHT?
As any VERY STABLE GENIUS knows!
As any VERY STABLE GENIUS knows!
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Remember, to end 8 wars, first there have to be 8 wars to end! And if 8 wars don't exist, start them, right? RIGHT?
As any VERY STABLE GENIUS knows!
As any VERY STABLE GENIUS knows!
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If he hadn't spent a fortune crashing that big boat into an iceberg then he wouldn't be in this financial mess in the first place.
James Cameron says he must find a cheaper way to produce the Avatar movies in order to continue making them. https://bit.ly/4qnlOpl
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
If he hadn't spent a fortune crashing that big boat into an iceberg then he wouldn't be in this financial mess in the first place.
Made the popbitch mailout, Lads!
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Made the popbitch mailout, Lads!
"Look, I'm a famous film star. I was in Casino Royale. - No, I didn't collapse in that one. Honest!"
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January 15, 2026 at 12:19 PM
"Look, I'm a famous film star. I was in Casino Royale. - No, I didn't collapse in that one. Honest!"
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January 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
