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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name" - some random trolling me
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name" - some random trolling me
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This piece - quoted in the FD Signifier video resonates with me deeply
Being locked in the past,like I was for many many years until I forgave others & moved on & grew out of resentment,leads to the below described mindset
Peace is the way
(From "Suicide by Mass Murder by Kalish & Kimmel , 2010)
Being locked in the past,like I was for many many years until I forgave others & moved on & grew out of resentment,leads to the below described mindset
Peace is the way
(From "Suicide by Mass Murder by Kalish & Kimmel , 2010)
This is about right. I build up walls around myself and very rarely let them down. So If I haven't been in touch, its not you - its' me. And my crushing social anxiety.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is about right. I build up walls around myself and very rarely let them down. So If I haven't been in touch, its not you - its' me. And my crushing social anxiety.
Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
MA-MA-MA- MARMALADE!
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Just another nugget from the WSJ's exposé on the Trump deals-for-sell-out of Ukraine bargain.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just another nugget from the WSJ's exposé on the Trump deals-for-sell-out of Ukraine bargain.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ4U...
creeping death / bellz / ride the lightning / 4 horsemen / bleeding me / justice / devils dance / memory remains / fade to black / master of puppets / whiplash / nem / sad but true / one / sandman / last caress / so what / seek & destroy.
LIVE 2008.
creeping death / bellz / ride the lightning / 4 horsemen / bleeding me / justice / devils dance / memory remains / fade to black / master of puppets / whiplash / nem / sad but true / one / sandman / last caress / so what / seek & destroy.
LIVE 2008.
Metallica - Full Concert [HD] | Live at Pinkpop 2008
YouTube video by Pinkpop Archive
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November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ4U...
creeping death / bellz / ride the lightning / 4 horsemen / bleeding me / justice / devils dance / memory remains / fade to black / master of puppets / whiplash / nem / sad but true / one / sandman / last caress / so what / seek & destroy.
LIVE 2008.
creeping death / bellz / ride the lightning / 4 horsemen / bleeding me / justice / devils dance / memory remains / fade to black / master of puppets / whiplash / nem / sad but true / one / sandman / last caress / so what / seek & destroy.
LIVE 2008.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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Pretty much the same things I do every day, but without the crippling financial anxiety. I'd draw and read a lot more
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Pretty much the same things I do every day, but without the crippling financial anxiety. I'd draw and read a lot more
i mean, this statement reeks of entitlement
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i mean, this statement reeks of entitlement
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
"I AM A PATRIOT! I LUV R COUNTRY! Y AM I BEING PERSECUTED! U CANT EVEN DO ANYTHINK ILLEGULL ANYMOR WITHOUT BEEN ARRESTED!"
what a complete bellend.
IT'S HOT PIPES MUM!
November 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
IT'S HOT PIPES MUM!
yep, it is real (though it seems the the only website that reported it was gbn)
the facebook page where he complains about is an absolute binfire of idiocy.
www.facebook.com/squeekyclean...
the gbn page is
www.gbnews.com/news/yorkshi...
if he will break the law, so be it i guess?
the facebook page where he complains about is an absolute binfire of idiocy.
www.facebook.com/squeekyclean...
the gbn page is
www.gbnews.com/news/yorkshi...
if he will break the law, so be it i guess?
Disgraceful! A patriotic flag shagger who dedicated his time to illegally putting up 64 flags is being charged £2,300 for the cost of taking them down. If it wasn't so funny I'd be furious.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
yep, it is real (though it seems the the only website that reported it was gbn)
the facebook page where he complains about is an absolute binfire of idiocy.
www.facebook.com/squeekyclean...
the gbn page is
www.gbnews.com/news/yorkshi...
if he will break the law, so be it i guess?
the facebook page where he complains about is an absolute binfire of idiocy.
www.facebook.com/squeekyclean...
the gbn page is
www.gbnews.com/news/yorkshi...
if he will break the law, so be it i guess?
i know a Witchfinder General screencap when i see one....
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i know a Witchfinder General screencap when i see one....
This skeet will be available on Blu-Ray in a new dolby atmos mix in feb 2026, remixed by steve wilson.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This skeet will be available on Blu-Ray in a new dolby atmos mix in feb 2026, remixed by steve wilson.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
Putin doesn't want peace - and Trump is too unintelligent to realise it. Trump thinks everyone operates the same way he does - obsessed with money, and profit and getting rich.
he doesn't understand anything else.
Putin doesn't want peace - and Trump is too unintelligent to realise it. Trump thinks everyone operates the same way he does - obsessed with money, and profit and getting rich.
he doesn't understand anything else.
‘Putin’s whole life revolves around war – he is manipulating Trump,’ ex-US aide warns
Fiona Hill, a Russian expert and former White House adviser, who witnessed meetings between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, tells The Independent podcast World of Trouble’s Sam Kiley that the Russian...
www.independent.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
Putin doesn't want peace - and Trump is too unintelligent to realise it. Trump thinks everyone operates the same way he does - obsessed with money, and profit and getting rich.
he doesn't understand anything else.
Putin doesn't want peace - and Trump is too unintelligent to realise it. Trump thinks everyone operates the same way he does - obsessed with money, and profit and getting rich.
he doesn't understand anything else.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
listening to THE RUTS - because the crack / grin and bear it are two of the best punk albums ever ever made.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
listening to THE RUTS - because the crack / grin and bear it are two of the best punk albums ever ever made.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
They'e only the band THE CLASH could have been.
i don't know why wolfsbane always tour during the winter.
i thought their song was called "i like it hot", not "i like it cold"
i thought their song was called "i like it hot", not "i like it cold"
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i don't know why wolfsbane always tour during the winter.
i thought their song was called "i like it hot", not "i like it cold"
i thought their song was called "i like it hot", not "i like it cold"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTAC...
CHOON!
mid 90's trance from platipus. i listen to the album regularly - it is so so so good.
CHOON!
mid 90's trance from platipus. i listen to the album regularly - it is so so so good.
Toucan
YouTube video by Union Jack - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTAC...
CHOON!
mid 90's trance from platipus. i listen to the album regularly - it is so so so good.
CHOON!
mid 90's trance from platipus. i listen to the album regularly - it is so so so good.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Some of you had/have unbelievably selfish parents and still don't know it isn't your fault
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November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Some of you had/have unbelievably selfish parents and still don't know it isn't your fault
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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because they are a joke of a political organisation, i'm beginning to think maybe YourParty should officially adopt the name "the aristocrats"
smug ass 'your party' advocates have spent a couple months now brushing off our concerns of transphobia while condescendingly saying 'get involved! have a say at the conference!'.
most of us knew better but this is what's happened to someone who actually took that advice and tried to participate.
most of us knew better but this is what's happened to someone who actually took that advice and tried to participate.
Yorp conference doing its best to shut down anyone daring to call a transphobe a transphobe.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
because they are a joke of a political organisation, i'm beginning to think maybe YourParty should officially adopt the name "the aristocrats"
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
I heartily approve / and or endorse this invasion plan put forward by Bearwood parish council to turn Harborne into south bearwood, part of the Greater Bearwood Empire™.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I heartily approve / and or endorse this invasion plan put forward by Bearwood parish council to turn Harborne into south bearwood, part of the Greater Bearwood Empire™.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.
AND I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW BEARWOOD OVERLORDS WHO WILL MAKE US TOIL IN THEIR SUGAR CAVES etc. etc.