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Bad headline: "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’ over Charlie Kirk comments"
Good headline: "ABC bows to government pressure to pull Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’"
Kimmel did not criticize Kirk. He said his death was being exploited and implied the killer was pro MAGA
Good headline: "ABC bows to government pressure to pull Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’"
Kimmel did not criticize Kirk. He said his death was being exploited and implied the killer was pro MAGA
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bad headline: "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’ over Charlie Kirk comments"
Good headline: "ABC bows to government pressure to pull Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’"
Kimmel did not criticize Kirk. He said his death was being exploited and implied the killer was pro MAGA
Good headline: "ABC bows to government pressure to pull Jimmy Kimmel off air ‘indefinitely’"
Kimmel did not criticize Kirk. He said his death was being exploited and implied the killer was pro MAGA
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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CEO: I think I did a harassment
GC: You what
CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about
GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it
CEO: But I think it’s okay
GC: I have to ask you why you think that
CEO: I did it against an AI
GC: you the what
CEO: the hot AI
GC: You what
CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about
GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it
CEO: But I think it’s okay
GC: I have to ask you why you think that
CEO: I did it against an AI
GC: you the what
CEO: the hot AI
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
CEO: I think I did a harassment
GC: You what
CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about
GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it
CEO: But I think it’s okay
GC: I have to ask you why you think that
CEO: I did it against an AI
GC: you the what
CEO: the hot AI
GC: You what
CEO: Like one of those harassment sex things you do the really long power points about
GC: Okay. Okay. Let’s talk about it
CEO: But I think it’s okay
GC: I have to ask you why you think that
CEO: I did it against an AI
GC: you the what
CEO: the hot AI
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My latest: This Jimmy Kimmel Graphic Hasn’t Gone Viral Yet, But it Should: Economic data can be best shown in charts, though it’s rare for those charts to become graphics for late night comedy shows…
This Jimmy Kimmel graphic hasn’t gone viral yet
...but it should.
www.thealtmedia.com
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My latest: This Jimmy Kimmel Graphic Hasn’t Gone Viral Yet, But it Should: Economic data can be best shown in charts, though it’s rare for those charts to become graphics for late night comedy shows…
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thanks!!
i came here hoping to see exactly this!
fuck jp vance
or whatever the fuck his name is
i came here hoping to see exactly this!
fuck jp vance
or whatever the fuck his name is
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
thanks!!
i came here hoping to see exactly this!
fuck jp vance
or whatever the fuck his name is
i came here hoping to see exactly this!
fuck jp vance
or whatever the fuck his name is
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I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
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pls stop saying "the election was stolen" when the truth is a lot of voters are simply misogynistic, racist, ignorant and/or checked out.
yes, musk TOLD him he helped rig it — because trump's simple enough to believe that and it really made trump feel he owed musk something. that's it. that's all.
yes, musk TOLD him he helped rig it — because trump's simple enough to believe that and it really made trump feel he owed musk something. that's it. that's all.
March 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
pls stop saying "the election was stolen" when the truth is a lot of voters are simply misogynistic, racist, ignorant and/or checked out.
yes, musk TOLD him he helped rig it — because trump's simple enough to believe that and it really made trump feel he owed musk something. that's it. that's all.
yes, musk TOLD him he helped rig it — because trump's simple enough to believe that and it really made trump feel he owed musk something. that's it. that's all.
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DEAR FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, I AM WELL KNOWN LEADER OF DOGE ELONK MUSK. FOR THE PROSPERING OF AMERICA AND PER THE REQUEST OF PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE TO BE RESPONDING THIS EMAIL WITH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND THE PASSWORD TO YOUR GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS ACCOUNT, OTHERWISE YOU MAY BE FIRED
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
DEAR FEDERAL EMPLOYEE, I AM WELL KNOWN LEADER OF DOGE ELONK MUSK. FOR THE PROSPERING OF AMERICA AND PER THE REQUEST OF PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE TO BE RESPONDING THIS EMAIL WITH YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND THE PASSWORD TO YOUR GOVERNMENT COMPUTERS ACCOUNT, OTHERWISE YOU MAY BE FIRED
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This is a booze post: for Bourbon - drink Still Austin (queer owned) or Uncle Nearest (Black woman owned). If you don’t wanna drink American, use Canadian: Crown Royal Special Reserve or BRBN Bourbon Style Whisky. You’re welcome. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🥃
February 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is a booze post: for Bourbon - drink Still Austin (queer owned) or Uncle Nearest (Black woman owned). If you don’t wanna drink American, use Canadian: Crown Royal Special Reserve or BRBN Bourbon Style Whisky. You’re welcome. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🥃
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Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’
Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
February 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’
Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
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Filed in District Court today. Judge Berman Jackson making sure the record will always be reflective of what really happened that day.
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Filed in District Court today. Judge Berman Jackson making sure the record will always be reflective of what really happened that day.
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Hi Henry! Here’s my full story:
Palestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lago
“Right now, Mar-a-Lago is a mess,” the Palestinian spokesman said.
www.borowitzreport.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hi Henry! Here’s my full story:
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Former Tennessee judge, Woodrow Adams, who pled no contest to raping 2 children under the age of 13 in August, is already out of custody after being granted probation.
January 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Former Tennessee judge, Woodrow Adams, who pled no contest to raping 2 children under the age of 13 in August, is already out of custody after being granted probation.
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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How could someone with 34 felonies become president?
January 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How could someone with 34 felonies become president?
Shame that "Government manages to fulfill its most basic function of staying open" is headline news, but apparently that's who we are now 🤷🏻
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Shame that "Government manages to fulfill its most basic function of staying open" is headline news, but apparently that's who we are now 🤷🏻
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If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
If I said “if appointed Solicitor General I will never again fuck a squirrel” then the relevant question isn’t really “Huh I wonder if he will keep his word”
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Pete Hegseth has also promised that if confirmed he will stop sexually assaulting women. At Fox News where he works this is called a noncompete agreement
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Pete Hegseth has also promised that if confirmed he will stop sexually assaulting women. At Fox News where he works this is called a noncompete agreement
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I think the wrong questions r being asked about the proposed tariffs. The real question Is how little will he accept from Mexico , Canada and China in order to be able to say the threat of tariffs worked ?
November 27, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I think the wrong questions r being asked about the proposed tariffs. The real question Is how little will he accept from Mexico , Canada and China in order to be able to say the threat of tariffs worked ?