Stefanie
@istillmisspluto.bsky.social
Reader and sometimes gardener
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I went on ravelry earlier to look for a pattern to make for a gift for my neighbor and here are the top trending patterns. The crafters are activated and we’re angry
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I went on ravelry earlier to look for a pattern to make for a gift for my neighbor and here are the top trending patterns. The crafters are activated and we’re angry
I mean if I were enabling the fascism train to keep barreling full steam ahead like Senator Roger Marshall is doing, I guess I might want to hide too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I mean if I were enabling the fascism train to keep barreling full steam ahead like Senator Roger Marshall is doing, I guess I might want to hide too.
How many of us could just leave our work voicemails full and make it almost impossible to contact us? Apparently my senator Roger “Doc” Marshall doesn’t feel compelled to hear from his constituency!
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
How many of us could just leave our work voicemails full and make it almost impossible to contact us? Apparently my senator Roger “Doc” Marshall doesn’t feel compelled to hear from his constituency!
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Never give up.
Your town needs a new eccentric who talks to ravens, wears jewelry made of ancient bones, and stalks the forest atop a steam powered mechanical wolf.
I believe in you.
Your town needs a new eccentric who talks to ravens, wears jewelry made of ancient bones, and stalks the forest atop a steam powered mechanical wolf.
I believe in you.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Never give up.
Your town needs a new eccentric who talks to ravens, wears jewelry made of ancient bones, and stalks the forest atop a steam powered mechanical wolf.
I believe in you.
Your town needs a new eccentric who talks to ravens, wears jewelry made of ancient bones, and stalks the forest atop a steam powered mechanical wolf.
I believe in you.
Tomorrow I am making chocolate chip muffins and no one can stop me.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Tomorrow I am making chocolate chip muffins and no one can stop me.
I have cooked all day and now I’m taking the puppies out so I can go to bed early. I am one million years old.
January 19, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I have cooked all day and now I’m taking the puppies out so I can go to bed early. I am one million years old.
Mouse and her lil puppy intern Fox ❤️
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Mouse and her lil puppy intern Fox ❤️
At the end of today I got to snuggle with the best doggo ever.
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
At the end of today I got to snuggle with the best doggo ever.
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❤️ Imagine coming home and finding this note in your Little Free Library! Being a Little Library steward might be the most rewarding gig you ever have. Learn how to start your own: https://lflib.org/start
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
❤️ Imagine coming home and finding this note in your Little Free Library! Being a Little Library steward might be the most rewarding gig you ever have. Learn how to start your own: https://lflib.org/start
I’m going to deal with this all by buying another chainsaw and getting rid of the largest dying tree in my yard. But if the extension office confirms what this is on the bark of the crepe myrtle, it’s next.
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I’m going to deal with this all by buying another chainsaw and getting rid of the largest dying tree in my yard. But if the extension office confirms what this is on the bark of the crepe myrtle, it’s next.
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The important question is where he got his MLIS.
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The important question is where he got his MLIS.
2026 needs another greenhouse. How many are too many? Just kidding, they’re like books—never too many
December 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
2026 needs another greenhouse. How many are too many? Just kidding, they’re like books—never too many
Last night i was cooking and singing along to Phantom of the Opera. Youngest walked in, said NO, and walked out.
I would like all the tech bros ruining everything to be subjected to the merciless opinions of teens and tweens until they accept how deeply uncool they are. It builds character.
I would like all the tech bros ruining everything to be subjected to the merciless opinions of teens and tweens until they accept how deeply uncool they are. It builds character.
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Last night i was cooking and singing along to Phantom of the Opera. Youngest walked in, said NO, and walked out.
I would like all the tech bros ruining everything to be subjected to the merciless opinions of teens and tweens until they accept how deeply uncool they are. It builds character.
I would like all the tech bros ruining everything to be subjected to the merciless opinions of teens and tweens until they accept how deeply uncool they are. It builds character.
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Bari Weiss: finally, I have the ultimate power to keep this critical 60 minutes segment from ever seeing the light of day
Canada:
Canada:
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bari Weiss: finally, I have the ultimate power to keep this critical 60 minutes segment from ever seeing the light of day
Canada:
Canada:
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Don’t fuck with archivists. They are librarians with sociopathic tendencies.
New: archivists have distributed the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss killed. iCloud, Mega, torrent too. Shows won’t be able to keep this episode offline www.404media.co/archivists-p...
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Don’t fuck with archivists. They are librarians with sociopathic tendencies.
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
The pride I feel for pulling the fridge out, yanking the icemaker and chipping out the block is really overblown but I get my iced latte tomorrow morning now! I’ll never buy another Samsung appliance because I do not enjoy doing this every two weeks.
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The pride I feel for pulling the fridge out, yanking the icemaker and chipping out the block is really overblown but I get my iced latte tomorrow morning now! I’ll never buy another Samsung appliance because I do not enjoy doing this every two weeks.
Fox is going to MIT, she’s a Mouse in Training. Her older sister Mouse is teaching her how to properly dog.
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fox is going to MIT, she’s a Mouse in Training. Her older sister Mouse is teaching her how to properly dog.
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
*parent dancing ecstatically in a front lawn*
What’s going on?
Oh, they just cooked a dish that all members of the family ate and enjoyed.
What’s going on?
Oh, they just cooked a dish that all members of the family ate and enjoyed.
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*parent dancing ecstatically in a front lawn*
What’s going on?
Oh, they just cooked a dish that all members of the family ate and enjoyed.
What’s going on?
Oh, they just cooked a dish that all members of the family ate and enjoyed.
The guy who told me to smile when I was exhausted, 7 months pregnant and gassing up my car at 5:30 am on my way to work—this is what he has to wear now.
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The guy who told me to smile when I was exhausted, 7 months pregnant and gassing up my car at 5:30 am on my way to work—this is what he has to wear now.
So if the scientific method became a corporeal entity and started following people around bellowing things like WHAT DATA DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THAT HYPOTHESIS, I feel like it would need a cute nickname. I haven’t landed on a good nickname yet, though.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So if the scientific method became a corporeal entity and started following people around bellowing things like WHAT DATA DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THAT HYPOTHESIS, I feel like it would need a cute nickname. I haven’t landed on a good nickname yet, though.
I ran 3/4 of a marathon in my dream last night and I’m pretty sure dream marathons are the way to go. Kind of sad I didn’t get to finish the race before waking up, though.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I ran 3/4 of a marathon in my dream last night and I’m pretty sure dream marathons are the way to go. Kind of sad I didn’t get to finish the race before waking up, though.
How dare you interrupt snuggle time with your pictures and comments about how cute we are!
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How dare you interrupt snuggle time with your pictures and comments about how cute we are!
It stuns me when randos ring my doorbell and stand there wanting me to open the door whilst my dog barks her intention to shuffle them off the mortal coil. Mousey loves us, all kids, her cats, end of list.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It stuns me when randos ring my doorbell and stand there wanting me to open the door whilst my dog barks her intention to shuffle them off the mortal coil. Mousey loves us, all kids, her cats, end of list.