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Cats and weed and Houston
Bad form, but I went from being very overweight to hitting a pull-up at 185 this year.
Going to work on my form but next milestone will be a handstand pushup I think.
Going to work on my form but next milestone will be a handstand pushup I think.
October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Bad form, but I went from being very overweight to hitting a pull-up at 185 this year.
Going to work on my form but next milestone will be a handstand pushup I think.
Going to work on my form but next milestone will be a handstand pushup I think.
Just teared up a little thinking about how cool that little puppet guy in the No Diggity video is.
October 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Just teared up a little thinking about how cool that little puppet guy in the No Diggity video is.
Imagining a dude whose favorite album is Rush's first. Probably in their mid-80's living in the frozen wastes of northern Canada. Gets angry anytime they hear a syncopated drum beat.
April 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Imagining a dude whose favorite album is Rush's first. Probably in their mid-80's living in the frozen wastes of northern Canada. Gets angry anytime they hear a syncopated drum beat.
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I don’t think people are paying enough attention to the fact that the North Carolina court of appeals just ruled that 65,000 votes don’t count, and that the Republican Supreme Court candidate who lost actually won.
This will be appealed, but make no mistake: they’re trying to steal this election.
This will be appealed, but make no mistake: they’re trying to steal this election.
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I don’t think people are paying enough attention to the fact that the North Carolina court of appeals just ruled that 65,000 votes don’t count, and that the Republican Supreme Court candidate who lost actually won.
This will be appealed, but make no mistake: they’re trying to steal this election.
This will be appealed, but make no mistake: they’re trying to steal this election.
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People on the Twin Peaks shitposting group have been putting Twin Peaks quotes over screenshots of Sailor Moon and this is by far my favorite one
March 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
People on the Twin Peaks shitposting group have been putting Twin Peaks quotes over screenshots of Sailor Moon and this is by far my favorite one
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my cat tolerated a harness outside for 15 minutes this will either be a wonderful enrichment experience or he is gonna run away
March 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my cat tolerated a harness outside for 15 minutes this will either be a wonderful enrichment experience or he is gonna run away
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Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.
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first as tragedy, then as a new thing i’m calling “tragedy II”
February 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
first as tragedy, then as a new thing i’m calling “tragedy II”
How are Emily in Paris and Emilia Perez two separate fascinating disasters
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
How are Emily in Paris and Emilia Perez two separate fascinating disasters
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I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor
February 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor
Saw Nope for the second time and enjoyed it so much more. I must've went in with wrong expectations when it first released.
February 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Saw Nope for the second time and enjoyed it so much more. I must've went in with wrong expectations when it first released.
Had enough downtime to try putting some hot pockets in the oven and they came out perfect. But without burned edges and the pockets of super hot cheese meshed with somehow still frozen parts, it's just a super bland ... thing. Microwave is superior in this one instance.
February 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Had enough downtime to try putting some hot pockets in the oven and they came out perfect. But without burned edges and the pockets of super hot cheese meshed with somehow still frozen parts, it's just a super bland ... thing. Microwave is superior in this one instance.
Kind of wanted to go see MJ Lenderman tonite but why break a 40 year streak of not going to country music concerts.
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kind of wanted to go see MJ Lenderman tonite but why break a 40 year streak of not going to country music concerts.
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Musk has already stolen so much from us
- Grimes
- funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face
- space travel being cool
- electric vehicles being cool
- an entire letter of the alphabet being cool
- sex itself being cool
now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation
- Grimes
- funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face
- space travel being cool
- electric vehicles being cool
- an entire letter of the alphabet being cool
- sex itself being cool
now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation
February 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Musk has already stolen so much from us
- Grimes
- funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face
- space travel being cool
- electric vehicles being cool
- an entire letter of the alphabet being cool
- sex itself being cool
now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation
- Grimes
- funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face
- space travel being cool
- electric vehicles being cool
- an entire letter of the alphabet being cool
- sex itself being cool
now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation
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I hate doing laundry but I’m wearing clothes again. Make it make sense.
February 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I hate doing laundry but I’m wearing clothes again. Make it make sense.
i could probably survive on special k and bananas
February 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
i could probably survive on special k and bananas
Does the guy from Goo Goo Dolls know he is allowed to have a different haircut?
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Does the guy from Goo Goo Dolls know he is allowed to have a different haircut?
Watching Flow and this capybara is saving all the fucking pokemons.
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Watching Flow and this capybara is saving all the fucking pokemons.
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The Emilia Perez folks seem to have SUCH a chip on their shoulders about no one respecting them, despite leading the nominations total. It's like the late 2000s New England Patriots moved to France and made a shitty musical.
January 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The Emilia Perez folks seem to have SUCH a chip on their shoulders about no one respecting them, despite leading the nominations total. It's like the late 2000s New England Patriots moved to France and made a shitty musical.
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US liberals talk about protecting democracy a lot but they seem to revile it in practice. the idea that a politician should ever be required to do anything to win votes, rather than simply represent an amorphously 'good' or 'bad' team, is treated as some sick heresy
January 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
US liberals talk about protecting democracy a lot but they seem to revile it in practice. the idea that a politician should ever be required to do anything to win votes, rather than simply represent an amorphously 'good' or 'bad' team, is treated as some sick heresy
It seems like media has used Dahmer frames as a shorthand for creep enough that I see people regularly wearing Dahmer glasses. Media literacy is not great. Dahmer was a tastemaker.
January 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It seems like media has used Dahmer frames as a shorthand for creep enough that I see people regularly wearing Dahmer glasses. Media literacy is not great. Dahmer was a tastemaker.
Heretic was going great then Topher Grace showed up. This is Predators all over again!
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Heretic was going great then Topher Grace showed up. This is Predators all over again!
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ICE raids across Austin today. Confirmed by local news and DEA Houston office. Keep your head on a swivel, know your rights, help your neighbors prepare for it as well.
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ICE raids across Austin today. Confirmed by local news and DEA Houston office. Keep your head on a swivel, know your rights, help your neighbors prepare for it as well.