𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚. 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀!
@itsinthegameparody.bsky.social
Parody RP account of EA. No association with them.
(Mun is an adult, 24 years old.)
BG: One of the backgroundS at the EA Site.
(Mun is an adult, 24 years old.)
BG: One of the backgroundS at the EA Site.
Yet, here we are Nintendo.
I shouldn’t have let EA cook too much on my partner showcase.
July 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Yet, here we are Nintendo.
Sure.
“It’s not th-
..
Yknow, sure, let’s go with that.”
..
Yknow, sure, let’s go with that.”
Like getting the revival of Plants vs Zombies?
July 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sure.
Like getting the revival of Plants vs Zombies?
“I have a lot of other things I could say about the direct.
But i’m gonna keep it to myself so I don’t come off as a negative nancy.”
But i’m gonna keep it to myself so I don’t come off as a negative nancy.”
July 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Like getting the revival of Plants vs Zombies?
I single-handedly saved the Nintendo Direct with my sports games.
Oh, and Plants vs Zombies.
Oh, and Plants vs Zombies.
July 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I single-handedly saved the Nintendo Direct with my sports games.
Oh, and Plants vs Zombies.
Oh, and Plants vs Zombies.
Ah yes...
Capcom’s little blue bomber.
Capcom’s little blue bomber.
July 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Ah yes...
Capcom’s little blue bomber.
Capcom’s little blue bomber.
If you want an autograph...
You have to pay me $349.99 if you want one
You have to pay me $349.99 if you want one
Holy crap.
This is a huge moment for us.
We’re such big fans of how you don’t care for your customers! And we love the whole ‘squeeze money out of every possible avenue’ thing.
Can we have an autograph!?
This is a huge moment for us.
We’re such big fans of how you don’t care for your customers! And we love the whole ‘squeeze money out of every possible avenue’ thing.
Can we have an autograph!?
July 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you want an autograph...
You have to pay me $349.99 if you want one
You have to pay me $349.99 if you want one
👍
Breaking News!
The leaders of the Multiverse have finally decided that the official currency for every reality shall be the Simoleon.
Minecraftian Emeralds and Pokédollars were in the running at one point—but EA brought the rights to all the leaders’ IPs.
The multiverse,
It’s in the game.
The leaders of the Multiverse have finally decided that the official currency for every reality shall be the Simoleon.
Minecraftian Emeralds and Pokédollars were in the running at one point—but EA brought the rights to all the leaders’ IPs.
The multiverse,
It’s in the game.
July 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
👍
Ha ha ha ha ha ha....
Poor little Disney. Getting blamed for everything they do.
Poor little Disney. Getting blamed for everything they do.
July 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha....
Poor little Disney. Getting blamed for everything they do.
Poor little Disney. Getting blamed for everything they do.
(If you, [reader], was owned by EA)
Do you want to go apeshit? Cause chaos? That’ll be $89.99.
Do you want to go apeshit? Cause chaos? That’ll be $89.99.
July 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
(If you, [reader], was owned by EA)
Do you want to go apeshit? Cause chaos? That’ll be $89.99.
Do you want to go apeshit? Cause chaos? That’ll be $89.99.
Microtransactions go well with everything. Just you wait. When I am in change of a certain IP, I’ll force everyone to bleed out their money by making them cough up.
But not with Microtransactions.
And I did. By doing my own thing.
July 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Microtransactions go well with everything. Just you wait. When I am in change of a certain IP, I’ll force everyone to bleed out their money by making them cough up.
And I did. By doing my own thing.
Only because I wanted EA to make a faithful recreation to the classic Battlefront games.
I've seen the kind of stuff you pull to make money, yes you are.
If fans didn't get mad you would be praising them for the profits
If fans didn't get mad you would be praising them for the profits
July 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And I did. By doing my own thing.
Yes.
Do I own this Uno?
July 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yes.
ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.
Weve Got To Have Money Electronic Arts GIF
ALT: Weve Got To Have Money Electronic Arts GIF
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.
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January 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM