Lauren 🛸
@itslaureniguess.bsky.social
they/them alien fucker extraordinaire
The catastrophic damage I have done to my cholesterol levels this Christmas should probably be studied in a lab, but no scientist could ethically experiment with what I have purposefully inflicted upon my body.
December 26, 2024 at 8:46 PM
The catastrophic damage I have done to my cholesterol levels this Christmas should probably be studied in a lab, but no scientist could ethically experiment with what I have purposefully inflicted upon my body.
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Christmas Eve Eve -- when my stomach becomes ground zero for every variety of caloric intake known to humanity.
December 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Christmas Eve Eve -- when my stomach becomes ground zero for every variety of caloric intake known to humanity.
YOOOOOOOO
Ok, I wasn't going to leak this early, but I JUST finished this #bodypainting a half hour ago... You deserve a treat! What do ya think?
Featuring @kingzotic.bsky.social
More soon?
Featuring @kingzotic.bsky.social
More soon?
November 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
YOOOOOOOO
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the democrats: [experiencing consequences after repeatedly fucking up and pissing people off as long as anybody can remember] how could the trans community do this to us
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
the democrats: [experiencing consequences after repeatedly fucking up and pissing people off as long as anybody can remember] how could the trans community do this to us
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trees:
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
I wish I could tell trees that the universe exists...
November 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
trees:
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
trees:
trees:
hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder
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This is a blue sky exclusive. Hope you like it 🩵 #drag #pageantry #dragqueen #gay Thanks Scotty Kirby 🫶🏻
November 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
This is a blue sky exclusive. Hope you like it 🩵 #drag #pageantry #dragqueen #gay Thanks Scotty Kirby 🫶🏻
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Wagon wheel wetpussy
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Wagon wheel wetpussy
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You only have one ass and two hands
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM
You only have one ass and two hands
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I kinda feel like this picture is maybe our collective nervous systems before we left Twitter and came over here. Yeah?
November 14, 2024 at 11:12 AM
I kinda feel like this picture is maybe our collective nervous systems before we left Twitter and came over here. Yeah?