Avoid people who only respect rich people

ghosting low quality women is self care.

we are the generation that loves sleeping but can never sleep on time😂>>>

having flashbacks of naughty things while praying is actually the devils work 😭

bruh, i just wished my parents were corrupt politicians fr🙂‍💔>>>

u don't need a DNA test 4 your kids. jst go to your wifes bestfriend and say "you are a prostitute". then boom tests revealed😂😂.

wearing black is too addicting

For narcissists suffering from arrested development, it is *always* about them. Always.

may have bought a ticket to the chromakopia show in DC.

Is anyone looking up the procedure for choosing a new Senate Minority Leader?

might be kinda goated for this arlecchino tattoo today

y'know thinking on it, those mobile game ads of a woman being put through an endless series of ever more ridiculous humiliations and then tasking you with solving their puzzle is kind of like an extremely american take on some greek divine punishment mythos

Chuck Schumer is going out to meet swing voters where they live: in the upscale book stores of America's wealthy suburbs.

WE GOT THIS!

Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.

Just played my first smash brackets in five years I got my ass beat but it was actually so fun!!! :D