can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

One day, like a miracle. ☕️

so are schools still doing random sex change operations on students or has Donny put an end to that shit

I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.

Take care of yourself, friends. That's first and foremost. You didn't break the world. You're not going to unbreak it by breaking yourself.

We're all going to have to find places to lend our efforts. But remember yourself. You're important.

"I saved you", cried that woman
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman", said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”

I mean, he TOLD them.

bluesky joining meta at the conference table