Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice.
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
"And you should trust me over federal law enforcement, because as you can plainly see, I'm much cooler than they are."
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"And you should trust me over federal law enforcement, because as you can plainly see, I'm much cooler than they are."
"Who is this loser and what does he want with us?"
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"Who is this loser and what does he want with us?"
Megyn, you do get how clinging to a burning shipwreck with presumably serious injuries was accomplishing this, right?
If you wanted them to linger in the excruciation of salt water filling their lacerations as they lose hope and blood in equal measure, the execution-by-missile sorta curtailed that.
If you wanted them to linger in the excruciation of salt water filling their lacerations as they lose hope and blood in equal measure, the execution-by-missile sorta curtailed that.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Megyn, you do get how clinging to a burning shipwreck with presumably serious injuries was accomplishing this, right?
If you wanted them to linger in the excruciation of salt water filling their lacerations as they lose hope and blood in equal measure, the execution-by-missile sorta curtailed that.
If you wanted them to linger in the excruciation of salt water filling their lacerations as they lose hope and blood in equal measure, the execution-by-missile sorta curtailed that.
One untenable pressure colleges are under now is that a significant portion of their student body views them the same way that aspiring actors view their employment at LA restaurants.
It's not a career, it's something to do for money and maybe a producer will see you and make your dreams happen.
It's not a career, it's something to do for money and maybe a producer will see you and make your dreams happen.
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One untenable pressure colleges are under now is that a significant portion of their student body views them the same way that aspiring actors view their employment at LA restaurants.
It's not a career, it's something to do for money and maybe a producer will see you and make your dreams happen.
It's not a career, it's something to do for money and maybe a producer will see you and make your dreams happen.
I love cocaine as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure how I feel about it as a Christmas gift.
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I love cocaine as much as the next guy, but I'm not sure how I feel about it as a Christmas gift.
Greg Bovino is incredibly corrupt and violent, and Stephen Miller is secretly scheming to control the presidency from the shadows, so maybe he has a point.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Greg Bovino is incredibly corrupt and violent, and Stephen Miller is secretly scheming to control the presidency from the shadows, so maybe he has a point.
Look at the itty bitty titties on this thing... It's like a whole different animal.
The ratio of dark to white meat is like 2X higher
The ratio of dark to white meat is like 2X higher
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Look at the itty bitty titties on this thing... It's like a whole different animal.
The ratio of dark to white meat is like 2X higher
The ratio of dark to white meat is like 2X higher
The cult of denial around Biden's neurological death spiral will haunt us forever because smug assholes with suspect motivations (pictured) were correct about the core premise so we cannot allow ourselves to accept it, and now the Nuzzian suicide of the MSM's credibility will make that even worse.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The cult of denial around Biden's neurological death spiral will haunt us forever because smug assholes with suspect motivations (pictured) were correct about the core premise so we cannot allow ourselves to accept it, and now the Nuzzian suicide of the MSM's credibility will make that even worse.
And speaking of dead eyes: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And speaking of dead eyes: Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
I think the Irish should get over their bullshit and rediscover their oft-proven ability to kill people in state conflicts with the use of boats.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think the Irish should get over their bullshit and rediscover their oft-proven ability to kill people in state conflicts with the use of boats.
Wait, Karoline Leavitt's dad is in the picture?!
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wait, Karoline Leavitt's dad is in the picture?!
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
So why is her husband more than twice her age?
I murked this fucking house.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I murked this fucking house.
Give me some basic warm white any day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Give me some basic warm white any day.
Sadly, Thumbtack does not give refunds for people asking you to commit suicide.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sadly, Thumbtack does not give refunds for people asking you to commit suicide.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
I even offered to do shingle clips along the top roofline climbing up on the roof from the balcony, but he was very set on LED disco lights on the underside of the eaves... Like, you better rent a condor crane, bruh.
Correction: they killed it when I walked in the door.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Correction: they killed it when I walked in the door.
"What the fuck did I tell you about these people?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"What the fuck did I tell you about these people?"
Saying it's all gender is so patronizing. Women have every bit as much right as men to produce horrifically embarrassing photos of themselves.
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Saying it's all gender is so patronizing. Women have every bit as much right as men to produce horrifically embarrassing photos of themselves.
An movie that takes place where you're from:
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An movie that takes place where you're from:
"In light of recent intelligence, we will be stepping up the volume and tempo of old-dick interdiction measures"
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"In light of recent intelligence, we will be stepping up the volume and tempo of old-dick interdiction measures"
