Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice.
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All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
The "How dare you platform her?!" crowd hasn't exactly won the day here.
This is more humiliating than her ex working her over like the fucking Stasi.
This is more humiliating than her ex working her over like the fucking Stasi.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The "How dare you platform her?!" crowd hasn't exactly won the day here.
This is more humiliating than her ex working her over like the fucking Stasi.
This is more humiliating than her ex working her over like the fucking Stasi.
Remember when HBO threw straight film scans of The Wire online and David Simon was like "What the fuck is this?" and they took them down and spent like three months editing it before they put it back up?
Matt Weiner, I think you might have some work to do.
Matt Weiner, I think you might have some work to do.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Remember when HBO threw straight film scans of The Wire online and David Simon was like "What the fuck is this?" and they took them down and spent like three months editing it before they put it back up?
Matt Weiner, I think you might have some work to do.
Matt Weiner, I think you might have some work to do.
This is particularly bizarre given how they treated Sydney Sweeney's third-degree cooption that she declined to disavow (or endorse) as some kind of crushing morale victory.
Sources in the Trump administration told @zeteo.com officials “intentionally use popular music from vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal & provide further amplification” of neo-Confederate memes: “We do it on purpose,” one official said
NEWS: The Trump-Vance White House is attacking Sabrina Carpenter.
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
In a new statement, the White House — led by Trump, a liable sexual abuser mired in scandal for ties to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein — suggests Carpenter is "stupid" and is defending pedophiles and rapists.
@swin24.bsky.social reports:
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is particularly bizarre given how they treated Sydney Sweeney's third-degree cooption that she declined to disavow (or endorse) as some kind of crushing morale victory.
Hey, look who finally figured out his hair.
I spent two years in the Trump administration. During that time, I saw how the president handled national security decisions. One of my biggest takeaways was this:
He fantasized regularly about maiming & killing unarmed civilians. Actually.
He fantasized regularly about maiming & killing unarmed civilians. Actually.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hey, look who finally figured out his hair.
Die.
a thing to ask yourself re: the GOP's electoral position is what could happen over the next year that could *improve* its position? and what could trump do, plausibly, that might *boost* his numbers with the public?
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Die.
This is unpopular?
I went to film school, I'm pretty sure I was actually taught this in a classroom setting.
I went to film school, I'm pretty sure I was actually taught this in a classroom setting.
Unpopular opinion: James Dean was really bad at acting.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is unpopular?
I went to film school, I'm pretty sure I was actually taught this in a classroom setting.
I went to film school, I'm pretty sure I was actually taught this in a classroom setting.
Gremlins remake where the plot is caused by an obstinate FOB Chinese dad buying Mogwai for his clueless American child who knows absolutely jackshit about China.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gremlins remake where the plot is caused by an obstinate FOB Chinese dad buying Mogwai for his clueless American child who knows absolutely jackshit about China.
Currently singing "Dance, into the ballroom" in the style of "A View to a Kill"
First NYT estimate is R+3 lol
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Currently singing "Dance, into the ballroom" in the style of "A View to a Kill"
The most disgusting part of this is that Greg Gutfeld is specifically couching the sale of cocaine as an act of terrorism.
So based on the Anwar al-Awlaki principle, we've got the right to drone strike the set of The Five, then?
So based on the Anwar al-Awlaki principle, we've got the right to drone strike the set of The Five, then?
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The most disgusting part of this is that Greg Gutfeld is specifically couching the sale of cocaine as an act of terrorism.
So based on the Anwar al-Awlaki principle, we've got the right to drone strike the set of The Five, then?
So based on the Anwar al-Awlaki principle, we've got the right to drone strike the set of The Five, then?
"And you should trust me over federal law enforcement, because as you can plainly see, I'm much cooler than they are."
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"And you should trust me over federal law enforcement, because as you can plainly see, I'm much cooler than they are."
Oh man, the story about the women's medium raid jacket has completely psychologically destroyed him.
To be fair, that tends to be a pain point for closeted gay men.
To be fair, that tends to be a pain point for closeted gay men.
Kash Patel: "Yes, I'm entitled to a personal life just like my other agency counterparts with their partners. So do I support my girlfriend? Absolutely. And do I take trips with her? Absolutely."
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh man, the story about the women's medium raid jacket has completely psychologically destroyed him.
To be fair, that tends to be a pain point for closeted gay men.
To be fair, that tends to be a pain point for closeted gay men.
I'm not just being weird when I say that securing the freeze-dried slices of his brain will be the most important single act in the history of constitutional government in the United States.
This president does not do the "seal-clapping ceremony for the big boy who pooped in the potty" for his pardon signatures.
His pardon documents typically show up as low-quality scanned PDFs at odd hours with no witnesses and often no official announcement.
His pardon documents typically show up as low-quality scanned PDFs at odd hours with no witnesses and often no official announcement.
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm not just being weird when I say that securing the freeze-dried slices of his brain will be the most important single act in the history of constitutional government in the United States.
He talks about Pete Buttigieg with the same sense of temporal displacement as he would for Richard Nixon.
Trump: "Under Boot Edge Edge - another grossly incompetent. Get on his bicycle, ride to work. What they do is they take the fiber optics & they take fiber, try to hook it into copper. And fiber and copper don't mix. You can't do it...you saw that by the helicopter crash. You saw that into the plane"
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
He talks about Pete Buttigieg with the same sense of temporal displacement as he would for Richard Nixon.
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CIA Press Release: "We have successfully created the 'Abandoned Former Child Soldier Death Squad' from the hit Tom Clancy Novel 'Don't Abandon your Former Child Soldier Death Squad'."
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
CIA Press Release: "We have successfully created the 'Abandoned Former Child Soldier Death Squad' from the hit Tom Clancy Novel 'Don't Abandon your Former Child Soldier Death Squad'."
LA is such an obvious candidate for Big-Dig-style highway projects and it's a testament to our dysfunction that they're never even floated.
Cutting 110 and its interchange with the 5 into the hills. Burying the 110 west of downtown. Shit, decking the 10 in Santa Monica would pay for itself.
Cutting 110 and its interchange with the 5 into the hills. Burying the 110 west of downtown. Shit, decking the 10 in Santa Monica would pay for itself.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
LA is such an obvious candidate for Big-Dig-style highway projects and it's a testament to our dysfunction that they're never even floated.
Cutting 110 and its interchange with the 5 into the hills. Burying the 110 west of downtown. Shit, decking the 10 in Santa Monica would pay for itself.
Cutting 110 and its interchange with the 5 into the hills. Burying the 110 west of downtown. Shit, decking the 10 in Santa Monica would pay for itself.
The way Ivy asks "teebee?" and then says "Yay teebee!" makes it such a joy to be a shitty parent.
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The way Ivy asks "teebee?" and then says "Yay teebee!" makes it such a joy to be a shitty parent.
TIL the Pentagon doesn't have air conditioning.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the Pentagon doesn't have air conditioning.
I looked up when Hannukah is, then briefly saw an apparition of the mind-ghost once known as "Kwanzaa" before remembering that he has probably declared its observation to be punishable by death... Nope, this one is straight Alzheimers.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I looked up when Hannukah is, then briefly saw an apparition of the mind-ghost once known as "Kwanzaa" before remembering that he has probably declared its observation to be punishable by death... Nope, this one is straight Alzheimers.
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She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil.
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil.
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
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there are many types of fossil fuels: kerosene, the internal combustion engine, the Pontiac Firebird, coal liquefaction, the Marshalltown Natural Gas plant, and dilithium crystals
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
there are many types of fossil fuels: kerosene, the internal combustion engine, the Pontiac Firebird, coal liquefaction, the Marshalltown Natural Gas plant, and dilithium crystals
Jesus, that is a completely earnest tone of voice, too.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Jesus, that is a completely earnest tone of voice, too.
Women used to have high-status killers on tap as potential partners, and the sudden absence of that option from society reflects less of a shift in romantic preferences than we like to tell ourselves.
“Horny for a murderer” is also less special of a personality trait than some of these people seem to think
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Women used to have high-status killers on tap as potential partners, and the sudden absence of that option from society reflects less of a shift in romantic preferences than we like to tell ourselves.
Kill the tyrant, save the children.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Kill the tyrant, save the children.
The most tragic thing about the modern age of witchcraft is how it has such a more extensive vocabulary of real-ish concepts to draw on for the same old stupid bullshit.
"Deer ticks are tesseracts" Yeah, sure.
"Deer ticks are tesseracts" Yeah, sure.
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The most tragic thing about the modern age of witchcraft is how it has such a more extensive vocabulary of real-ish concepts to draw on for the same old stupid bullshit.
"Deer ticks are tesseracts" Yeah, sure.
"Deer ticks are tesseracts" Yeah, sure.