Jacob Roth
@jacobroth452.bsky.social
I’m the leftist queer stoner your grandparents warned you about.
He/him
He/him
Went to the Ren Faire and got a new crop top to parade around in 🥰
August 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Went to the Ren Faire and got a new crop top to parade around in 🥰
The soul may be rotting, but these front delts be popping.
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The soul may be rotting, but these front delts be popping.
“Jacob you’re always so positive, supportive, and uplifting to your friends! How come you can’t do that for yourself?!”
March 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Jacob you’re always so positive, supportive, and uplifting to your friends! How come you can’t do that for yourself?!”
Might fuck around and let myself be happy again
March 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Might fuck around and let myself be happy again
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
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Geriatric Democrats need to get out of the way and let AOC, a real leader, lead us.
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Geriatric Democrats need to get out of the way and let AOC, a real leader, lead us.
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
It’s the end of an era 🫡 I wonder how many more once in a lifetime experiences am I going to go through in a year
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It’s the end of an era 🫡 I wonder how many more once in a lifetime experiences am I going to go through in a year
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
Finally starting to feel really accomplished with my fitness journey 🖤
January 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Finally starting to feel really accomplished with my fitness journey 🖤
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the horrors persist but so do I
January 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the horrors persist but so do I
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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
Video games and books have taught me more emotional processing skills than any therapist I’ve been to
December 8, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Video games and books have taught me more emotional processing skills than any therapist I’ve been to
Quick question for everyone: any tips on learning how to accept the love that everyone says you deserve, instead of the love that you think you do?
December 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Quick question for everyone: any tips on learning how to accept the love that everyone says you deserve, instead of the love that you think you do?
I’ve got a pot of coffee made, a new book to read, and nothing to do for an entire day. I’m so ready to be emotionally devastated.
December 7, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I’ve got a pot of coffee made, a new book to read, and nothing to do for an entire day. I’m so ready to be emotionally devastated.
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sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
Arcane has officially taken up residence in my top 10, maybe even top 5, animated series of all time. I hope they keep up this level for more series going forward.
December 3, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Arcane has officially taken up residence in my top 10, maybe even top 5, animated series of all time. I hope they keep up this level for more series going forward.
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
I feel like such a Neanderthal tonight. Instead of making myself a bowl of stew and eating it like an adult…I instead kept the pot on a low heat and just walked over and guzzled down ladles of it whenever I got hungry. I’m devolving, returning to feral.
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I feel like such a Neanderthal tonight. Instead of making myself a bowl of stew and eating it like an adult…I instead kept the pot on a low heat and just walked over and guzzled down ladles of it whenever I got hungry. I’m devolving, returning to feral.
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How I feel every time I post on Bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
How I feel every time I post on Bluesky
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because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'
November 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'